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  1. 12-01-2010, 03:48 AM #61
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    Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court!

    Farnsworth: I suppose I could part with one and still be feared.
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    Oh, the hypochondriac is back! So what is it this time?

    Well, my lead pipe hurts a little.

    That's normal. Next patient!
    Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I've just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question: why are you here?
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    Leela: You're just jealous.
    Fry: No I'm not. Oh wait - yes I am. But my point remains valid.
    "If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?"
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    Uh, professor, isn't it time for your nap?

    Yes dammit! *snore*
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    I'll be all over you like a fly on some very seductive manure...
    Doesn't mean it's true
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    "Bender! Romance isn't about money." - Leela

    "Oh, so it's just a coincidence that Zoidberg is desperately poor and miserably lonely? Puh-lease!" - Bender

    "For your information, it's because he's hideous." - Leela

    &

    "You don't want to end up old and lonely like .. ZOIDBERG!" - Zoidberg
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    Leela: We set things right! Fry even risked his life to buy me a present!
    Santa: But what about your other coworkers? Did either of you ever stop to think about Dr. Zoidberg's feelings?
    Fry: No! I swear!
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    Fry: "Hey, wait, I'm having one of those things…you know, a headache with pictures."

    Leela: "An idea?"

    Fry: "Mmm! Mmm hmm!"


    And also: "I don't tell you how to tell me what to do, so don't tell me how to do what you tell me to do!"
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    Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonad!
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    "PROFESSOR! LAVA! HOT!"

    and

    "Oh, sure! Smash the smart guy's machine!"
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    "Valentine's Day's coming? Aw crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!"

    "At the risk of sounding negative, no."

    "Yes, it's a perfect scale model of the universe's largest bottle. I put a tiny spaceship inside to keep it from being boring."
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    That's what I'M known for!
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    "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

    "Fry's dog!"

    "WHEN DO YOU WANT IT?"

    "Fry's dog!"
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    Not even if we rub the engine with cheetah blood?
    "Did you exchange, a walk on part in a war, for a lead role in a cage?"
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    Leela! How could you? Our love has had to endure your constant hatred, and now this? Stop testing our love!
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    Now, Pramala, I know it's scary in that there witness box but t'ain't no need to fear me *clucks loudly* I'm sorry, I thought you was corn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NumberZone View Post
    Now, Pramala, I know it's scary in that there witness box but t'ain't no need to fear me *clucks loudly* I'm sorry, I thought you was corn.
    I can't believe I didn't think of this one. It's definitely one of the best quotes in the show. The delivery is perfect.
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    Oh my god, I'm a millionaire! Suddenly I have an opinion on the capital gains tax!
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    Oh, why couldn't he have picked a more mainstream religion, like Oprahism, or voodoo?
    "Rock and roll music, if you like it, if you feel it, you can't help but move to it. That's what happens to me. I can't help it."-Elvis Presley
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    Michelle: It's a relief to meet you, Amy. I'm just having a hard time adjusting to all the strange stuff here in the future.

    Amy: I'M FROM MARS
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    Now, Miss Leela, on the night in question were you or were you not wearing a hoopskirt?

    Favorite line.
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    Huh, I guess eating rocks wasn't as dumb as you said!
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    Destructor: MY LEG FEELS FUNNY...MY LEG FEELS BETTER
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    Daddy done good, huh?
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    At last! I get to save the world with deadly lasers instead of deadly slide-shows.
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    My God, this is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy!
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