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11-15-2010, 10:08 AM #1chinese martian physicist
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Alas my ship, whom I love like a woman, is... disabled
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11-15-2010, 10:28 AM #2
said it in the other thread, but
"I don't mean to pry into what you're doing with the lobster, the one-eyed lady and the chinese girl..."
Originally Posted by tones
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11-15-2010, 10:47 AM #3
'Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooohh! Suddenly you've gone too far!'
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11-15-2010, 11:07 AM #4
I only pray to ALL-POWERFULL ATHEISMO that we're successful.
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11-15-2010, 11:08 AM #5
This will be a great chance for me to wear that slutty Easter dress.
Last edited by Magnum; 11-18-2010 at 02:53 PM.
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11-15-2010, 11:13 AM #6Hired Goon
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That's right, I have all the money! Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves!
Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I've just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland. So I have one question: why are you here?
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11-15-2010, 07:58 PM #7So it goes
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PAZUZU!
We got no food, we got no jobs, our PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
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11-18-2010, 02:12 AM #8Newbie
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MULTIBALL!
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11-18-2010, 10:49 AM #9chinese martian physicist
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Casual hello. It's me, Zoidberg. Act naturally.
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11-18-2010, 02:51 PM #104 of 5 "doctors" recommend
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Buddha, Zeus, God one of you guys help me!
Help Satan! You owe me!
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11-18-2010, 03:00 PM #11Serenity now, Insanity later
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Tell them I hate them
I'm Krusty, who are you? by NoHomers.net
Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2
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by: Captain Squid
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11-18-2010, 09:22 PM #12Hired Goon
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If it's a lesson in love, watch out. I happen to suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it Kif?
*Ugh* Sexlexia.
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11-18-2010, 09:43 PM #13chinese martian physicist
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REAL HOLOGRAPHIC SIMULATED EVIL LINCOLN IS BACK
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11-19-2010, 03:55 AM #14
Chester A. Arthur fall down :[
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11-19-2010, 05:31 AM #15scoffs at gravity
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Yes, like your prom dress
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11-19-2010, 01:50 PM #16Hired Goon
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Call me old-fashioned, but I like a breakup to be as memorable as it is devastating.
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11-19-2010, 01:56 PM #17
Linda: “And so with two weeks left in the campaign, the question on everyone’s mind is, who will be the president of Earth? Jack Johnson or bitter rival John Jackson. Two terrific candidates, Morbo?”
Morbo: “All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo!”
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11-19-2010, 02:03 PM #18Junior Camper
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"Interesting! No wait... That other thing... Tedious!"
"If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?"
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11-19-2010, 02:09 PM #19Hired Goon
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WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOODNIGHT.
(Asha, I use the one you posted all the time.)
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11-19-2010, 02:10 PM #20board statistician™
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bender?! bender?! Have you seen my sombrero?
Originally Posted by Nerd Groupie
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11-19-2010, 02:12 PM #21Junior Camper
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Countess de LaRoca: Bender, you risked your life to save me!
Bender: And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.
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11-19-2010, 02:27 PM #22Hired Goon
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It may hurt for a while but one day you'll share your love again. After all, it's shareware.
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11-19-2010, 02:37 PM #23Junior Camper
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"Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that!"
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11-19-2010, 08:30 PM #24
Hermes: While you're at city hall could you pick me up a license to kill?
Leela: Armed or un-armed?
Hermes: Whichever piano wire counts as.
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11-20-2010, 12:32 AM #25Profound Sadness
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Stupid Bird! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!
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11-20-2010, 12:58 AM #26Hired Goon
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I can throw up on a stripper anytime. Tonight, I want to not throw up. On you.
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11-20-2010, 04:29 AM #27
I hate these nerds. Just because I'm stupider than them they think they're smarter than me.
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11-20-2010, 04:46 AM #28
That's the old Fry.
He's dead now.
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11-20-2010, 05:11 AM #29Homicidal blue mouse
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11-20-2010, 06:49 AM #30So it goes
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Bender honey we love you!
Shut up baby I know it
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