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    11 Ingenious Signs on The Simpsons

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    The episode opens with the Simpsons house who became haunted. Homer heats the wood to the fireplace, and the fireplace approaches him, he is burnt. Marge washes his hands and faucet brings out much water, which drowns her. Lisa brushes his teeth with an electric toothbrush, the toothbrush electrocutes her. Bart and Maggie, seeing what happened, commit suicide with a knife.

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    I don't get some, but I agree with the #1 choice.
    You can do anything if you put your mind to it.

    Everything happens for a reason.

    Just be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.

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    Brilliant! No 1 is very good. There's usually some good signs outside Springfield Prison. Am trying to think of one in particular the eposide where the where Sideshow Bob is pardoned... prisoners are leaving via revolving doors in the prison walls and an elevator over the wall. But i can't think of the sign itself

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    A good list, of course there are tons that they missed but its all opinionated so it's good just for a laugh.

    Number one is subtle but certainly one of the more clever signs
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    I feel really stupid for never getting the Chuck's one. I kept thinking, "What's so funny about Chuck's Feed & Seed?". *sigh*

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    #1 is excellent. That joke is too clever and dangerous.

    #6 is very good as well in my opinion.

    #3, I get it and although I should be laughing - I'm not.

    Thanks for sharing this.

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    Chuck's Fuck & Suck is a great one, but I'm sure the censors didn't get it. Chez Guevara and Wee Monsieur are clever, but they don't really make me laugh. The one with the free autopsy was another great one.
    All in all, great list.

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    #1 is amazing. Most of the others are very good to excellent, but I have the feeling that there were better ones to fill the top10, including post-classic signs.

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    "Sneed's Feed and Seed" is a classic, though I'm a little disappointed that they overlooked "Springfield Heights Institute of Technology".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wavy Gravy View Post
    I'm a little disappointed that they missed "Springfield Heights Institute of Technology".
    Yeah, S.H.I.T. That was awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fox Executive View Post
    Yeah, S.H.I.T. That was awesome.
    I didn't notice that one. What episode was that?

    It deserves to be in the top 10 for sure.

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    I always liked the one where Mare and Ruth Powers go to the country Bar. The neon sign reads SH T Kickers (with the thrid letter burnt out). They later refer to it as Shot Kickers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by homer5000 View Post
    Which episode was Sneed's?
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    Quote Originally Posted by zitro View Post
    I didn't notice that one. What episode was that?

    It deserves to be in the top 10 for sure.
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    seed and feed is overrated

    it's clever and subtle but it's not all that funny

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    I really don't understand how, just because all the words rhyme with "Seed," you can assume that it used to be Chuck's Fuck and Suck instead of Chuck's Feed and Seed. Feels like a great stretch to me. I have to say my favorite of those is "As felt in braille weekly."

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    Ignoring Moe.

    Springfield's jail sign only saying "JAIL" was quite hilarious. Can't believe it didn't make the list.
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    Some great ones on that list. I was a little sad that "Bloodbath and Beyond" wasn't mentioned. That always made me laugh.

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    #3 AND #6 are freakin funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swartzwelder View Post
    Some great ones on that list. I was a little sad that "Bloodbath and Beyond" wasn't mentioned. That always made me laugh.
    Yeah, that was another one that should've made the list.

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    nice list, also nice that i remember all the episodes with this signs. But i agree, some other signs would have been worth mentioning too.


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    Ha, never noticed #4 before - "Mom & Pop Hardware - A subsidiary of Global Dynamics, Inc". Great social commentary.

    I think my favourite is either SH_T KICKERS or the animated neon of "Merry Widows Insurance Company".
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    Two of my favorites both involve literature:

    "BOOKS! BOOKS! And additional books."

    as well as

    "The Springfield Public Library - We Have Books About TV!"
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    Chuck's Fuck and Suck is decent and kinda clever, but certainly not the best.

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    my favorite and i am a fan of blood bath and beyond

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uosdwis R. Jewoh View Post


    my favorite and i am a fan of blood bath and beyond
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    All good picks. I agree with those saying #1 is overrated. Still, I like it. They left Flowers By Irene out, but at least they admitted it in the intro.

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    yea i think #1 is a bit overrated

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