ACT THREE, PART TWO:

CUT TO HOSPITAL, HOMER'S ROOM, HIBBERT COMES IN

Hibbert: Homer, you're all healed. You can go to your family.

Homer: Nah, I think I'll go to Lenny's jail cell first. (Slams door, car leaves)

Hibbert: Homer's brains fell out so I had to put a dog's in. Ahehehehehehehe.

CUT TO LENNY'S JAIL CELL, HOMER WALKS OVER

Homer: Lenny. Why would you shoot me?

Lenny: Homer, I may have slept with Carl once, but that was only 'cause I was drunk. I'm not gay. Oh, and I didn't shoot you on purpose. I was trying to shoot a piegon. But the gun aimed to the left.

Homer: So the gun is actually responsible.

Lenny: Yes. (Homer goes to the Chief's office)

Homer: Wiggum, Lenny is innocent. It's the gun's fault.

Wiggum: The gun, eh?

Homer: Yes, it pulled to the left.

Wiggum: Okay. Lou, Eddie, let Lenny out, and put the shotgun in there. (They do so)

Lenny: Thanks, Homer. Wanna get a beer at Moe's?

Homer: No. Since I got shot I ain't allowed to have liquids.

Lenny: Oh, that's too bad. Moe made a new beer.

Homer: Oh, I think I can break the rule just this once. (Cut to The Simpson's House four hours later, Homer's skin is orange, and Marge is feeling Homer's head)

Homer: Oh.....

THE END!!!