Most underrated jokes

[Rens11]

In LETS: Worker "You can't treat the working man this way! One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve! Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!"

Mr Burns Grandfather "The Japanese! Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders! Ha ha! Bosh! Flimshaw

makes me laugh everytime!!

also Mr Burns quote "why I ought to club them and eat their bones" from a star is burns is hillarious!

[Jesse Pinkman]

also Mr Burns quote "why I ought to club them and eat their bones" from a star is burns is hillarious!

Especially after being told by Smithers that people see him "somewhat as an ogre"

[hin_01]

From "Homer Loves Flanders"

*after learning that Flanders won tickets to the football game*
Homer: Why dost thou torment me?
Marge: Homer, that's not God, that's just a waffle that Bart threw on the ceiling this morning
* Marge knocks the waffle down into Homer's hands*
Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee...
*takes a bite*
Homer: mmm sacralicious

"Sacralicious" is probably one of my favorite made-up words of all time, it's just hilarious.

[Mt. Doom]

"Slow down there, Tubby! You're not on the moon yet!"

[Coach McGuirk]

when the town thinks bart stole the money from teh collection plate instead of jessica lovejoy and the guy in the speeding car is yelling out the window, "he stole money from the church collection plate!!!".

always gets a laugh from me.

[lionelhutz123]

"So...isn't anyone going to ask me about my hat?" Hmm, what's with the hat Carl? "Oh, what, this thing?..."

[Granto]

sacrelicious isn't underrated! its even a username of a member here

[Chuck Shadowski]

when the town thinks bart stole the money from teh collection plate instead of jessica lovejoy and the guy in the speeding car is yelling out the window, "he stole money from the church collection plate!!!".

this joke is amazing, one of my favorites too.

[Charlie]

I've always laughed at this from Stark Raving Dad:

Marge: I told you kids you'd eventually send your father to the crazy house.
Bart: No mom, you said poorhouse.
Marge: I said crazy house.
Bart: No you said poorhouse.
Marge: Crazy house!
Bart: Poorhouse.
Marge: CRAZY HOUSE!!

Also, just picked these up for the first time today, really subtle jokes that made me think:

Lisa on Ice:

Homer: Hey, I said pass the ketchup! I'm eating salad here!

...why would anyone put ketchup on salad?

Also in Homer Bad Man, the idea of gummy jawbreakers makes absolutely no sense, and managed to make me smile.

[Otm Shank]

Marge: All right, already! Everyone knows the man accomplished a lot. Maybe because he didn't spend every moment talking about Thomas Edison!
Homer: Oh, that's where you're wrong, Marge. He was a shameless self-promoter.

From the same episode:
How many geniuses does it take to invent a light bulb?
Just one: Thomas Edison.

Ms. Hoover - ''Bart, do you want to play John Wilkes Booth, or do you want to act like a maniac?'' (I Love Lisa)

Along those same lines from "Das Bus"
Order, order! Do you kids want to be like the real U.N., or do you just want to squabble and waste time?

[Mr Johannson]

Kent: Tonight, on Eyewitness News: a man who's been in a coma for 23 years wakes up.
Man: Do Sonny and Cher still have that stupid show?
Kent: No, uh, she won an Oscar, and he's a Congressman.
Man: Good night!
[turns over and dies]

[Charlie]

Marge: In a few years when you're old enough to drive, then you can take the bus.

[PT88]

Homer - ''Here you go little girl''
Ralph - ''I'm a boy''
Homer - ''That's the spirit. Never give up''

Marge - ''I wanna get involved with some of Bart's activites but then i'd be afraid of smothering him''
Homer - ''Yeah and then we get the chair''
Marge - ''That's not what i ment''
Homer - ''It was Marge admit it''

Homer (After watching an episode of Itchy and Scratchy) - ''I like the one where the mouse kills the cat''

[Disgruntled Goat]

Lisa on Ice:

Homer: Hey, I said pass the ketchup! I'm eating salad here!

...why would anyone put ketchup on salad?

Yeah, that's the joke. Homer gets some kind of mustard/horseradish thing, which is normal for salad, but he actually wanted ketchup... not normal.

That whole scene is great. It kinda passed me by several times, I think I didn't understand/hear some lines properly. Like Marge's line "I'll have no aggressive condiment passing in this house" took several airings before I actually heard what she said properly.

[Mt. Doom]

Bart:Oh we just talked about the father/son rafting trip

Homer: Heh heh, you don't have a son....

[Chief Break-Everything]

Wow, this is some party, if it gets any livelier a funeral's gonna break out.
Quiet you, no one likes a comedian.

That's funny on so many levels. Well two to be exact.

[Big J.G]

Homer: "What kind of father would I be if I didn't care about A PIG WEARING A HAT!"

Russ: "I want ten thousand tough guys, and I want ten thousand soft guys to make the tough guys look tougher, and I want them arranged in this order - Tough, tough, soft, soft, tough, soft, tough, soft, soft, tough tough, soft, soft.

[Granto]

Marge - ''I wanna get involved with some of Bart's activites but then i'd be afraid of smothering him''
Homer - ''Yeah and then we get the chair''
Marge - ''That's not what i ment''
Homer - ''It was Marge admit it''

One of my favourite exchanges of all time. I love Castellaneta's deadpan delivery

[Dark Homer]

i miss deadpan homer

"probably misses his glasses"

[Dark Homer]

"we've had some sadness and gladness this year"

such a perfect line for a mother

[PT88]

I can't remember the exact quote but it was somthing like this. It was from Bart The Genius

Homer - ''If you do this right you may achieve what no Simpson has ever done. You may out smart someone''

[Big J.G]

Nelson: "You made me bleed my own blood"

[Mt. Doom]

" Did that butter churner just move? (menacingly) Cause if it did..........

[Big J.G]

Bart: "I'm not gonna put dog doo on my face that's been on the dirty floor"

[Wee Turtles!!]

Lisa the Skeptic-

Homer:............Now thats interesting!

[thegardens]

I love a particular Moe scene in The Simpsons Spin-off Showcase. Most of the friends i watched it with the first time i saw it didn't seem particularly like the joke/scene but i thought it was amazing and very unqiue.

In the Love-Matic grandpa, towards the end of a scene the 'machine' starts to drone on about some typical old grandpa style stories/memories... Moe turns and looks directly into the camera as if he's looking right at the viewer and starts to shake his head and smiles whilst gesturing towards the machine as if to say to the viewer ''here he goes again'' was a great and quite an unusual moment

[Wavy Gravy]

Homer: "What kind of father would I be if I didn't care about A PIG WEARING A HAT!"

"Whu-- j-- You can't kill him if he's wearing people clothes!"

Homer logic triumphs again.

[Jesse Pinkman]

" Did that butter churner just move? (menacingly) Cause if it did..........

Gotta be one of my favorite jokes in the episode. At least in the main plot, don't know about the sub plot

[Big J.G]

Homer: I wanna buy a pony.
Mr Burns: Isn't that cute. Smithers, he's planning on joining the Horsie set....That is it isn't it? Your not planning to eat it?

[biffwestwood]

In Lisa the Vegetarian

I also thought it was hilarious when Homer said he wanted to "pour himself a nice glass of maple syrup" like he does every morning.