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Steel Mill Guy: Hot stuff coming through...
Homer: I like my bear cold, my T.V loud, and my homosexuals Flaming!
Homer: Son, maybe it’s the concussion talking, but any way you choose to live your life is okay with me.
Lisa: [whispers] He thinks you’re gay.
Bart: He thinks I’m gay?!
Dedicated to the steelworkers of America........Keep reaching for that rainbow!
I like "Three Gays of the Condo" but I wouldn't really class it as underrated, I think most people like it. It does have some good lines though like this one:
"Which will win out? My old fashioned prejudices or the fact I've already mixed my laundry in with yours?"
Lisa Vs. Malibu Stacy:
Lisa:Come on, Stacy. I've waited my whole life to hear you speak.Don't you have anything relevant to say?
Stacy Doll:Don't ask me, I'm just a girl.(giggles)
Bart:Right on! Say it, sister.
A great one I don't think I've ever heard anyone mention. (Brother From The Same Planet)
Pepi: Tell me more. I want to know all the constellations.
Homer: Well, there's Jerry the cowboy. And that big dipper looking thing over there is.... Alan.... the cowboy
Another great one from Lisa's Rival
Lisa: "Mom, why am I still rotting away in the second grade instead of being skipped ahead?"
Marge: "I don't know honey. I guess that's the school's decision to make."
Lisa: "Well did you ever talk to anyone at the school? Make any calls on my behalf? Maybe you could have been 'nicer' to Principal Skinner, if you know what I mean."
Marge: (angrily) "LISA!... I am nice."
"She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man."
From Selma's Choice, an underrated episode in its own right
Man: Take these, then these, and then these.
Selma: Thankyou Doctor
Man: Oh I'm not a doctor
We got no food, we got no jobs, our PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
Brother From the Same Planet
Pepe: Oh Papa Homer, you are so learned!
Homer: Hehehe. Learn'd son, it's pronounced "learn'd".
Just watched this and forgot how hilarious it was.
Lisa: Dad, Mom's getting worse. You have to take her to see a real psychiatrist. Look how tense she is!
Homer: She's fine!
[camera shows Marge sitting on air]
i love when moe says he's setting the alarm and a shotgun comes down in front of the door
I can't remember the ep title but the scene is in Moes Bar.
Moe to Homer : "You got a wife...I got a rash - WHO CARES ??!"
just watched sideshow bob's last gleaming
Sideshow Bob is building a model Westminster Alley inside a bottle. Laughter erupts from the nearby room, disrupting him and causing the model to crumble.get it/????
My dear abbey!
well i know "dear abbey" is something (agony aunt column?) but i have no idea how/if that relates to the joke...
It is in fact a syndicated advice column in newspapers across the country. In fact, they show "Dear Abby" and her sister and fellow syndicated columnist Ann Landers in "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?" while they're visiting the Springfield Shopper. "My advice is to free us or let us die." The gag with Bob is just a play on words; no deeper meaning I'd expect.
What happened to my last post in this thread by the way? Great underrated gag - "*gasp* Stupid babies need the most attention!"
"Did you exchange, a walk on part in a war, for a lead role in a cage?"
Skinner, from Lisa's Rival:
"Diorama-rama - my favourite school event next to Hearing Test Tuesday."
Always makes me laugh for some reason.
"The problem is comunication. Too much comunication"
I've never heard anyone comment on the Rapping Tomato gag. I loved that.
i just watched the city of new york vs. homer simpson and he calls the number to get the boot off his car and the recording tells him to wait however long for parking officer steve, and then it has the officer put in grabowski. so its saying that all the officers are named steve
I love this bit from "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield", when Marge is thinking to herself...
Marge: Oh, we've got a winning hand, we can take the rest of the tricks.
[camera pans higher up]
Oh, we'd better be careful. The purpose of this game is to make friends. You don't make friends by winning.
[camera pans higher up]
Still, there's nothing more popular than a gracious winner.
[camera pans to the end of her hair]
Don't ask me, I'm just hair. Your head ended 18 inches ago.
(Hmmm...that doesn't translate too well in, like, script format. Eh, whatever.)
And I don't know if this bit is underrated, but it's easily the biggest laugh I get out of "Bart the Lover"...
Bart: How about, "Crocodiles bit off my face.''
Marge: That's disgusting! And besides, when a woman lives a man, it doesn't matter that a crocodile bit off his face.
"Just three simple words: I.am.Gay!"
"Homer, for the last time, I am not putting that in!"
"P.S I Am Gay" lol
EDIT: I just rememered another great gag ----
[Establishing shot of a bar titled 'She She Lounge']
[Skips to inside of women couples dancing]
Homer: "There's something bothering me about this place. . . (Ghasp) I know; This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death-trap, ladies"
Female: "What was her problem?"
Last edited by merzitar; 09-23-2009 at 02:15 PM.
One of my favorie underrated joke:
Lisa: A deer!
Marge: A female deer.
The Homer doppelganger isn't underrated.
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