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    And, his follow up appearance in "Homer's Paternity Coot!" in the commercial for the Smoke Damage Outlet Store is underrated as well

    Joe Frazier: I'm only here because my name had "smoke" in it.
    Announcer: Ohoh come on! That has nothing to do with it...Smoooookin' Joooe!
    Joe Frazier: I can send people to your house. Bad people!
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    Bart of Darkness

    In the beginning a hippie is singing "Sunshine on my shoulers makes me happy" and then this angry dude comes by and punches him in the face

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    That one's hilarious.

    Another truly underrated joke that came to my mind is the guy being the only one thinking Ayatola is better than America in Two bad neighbours. You just hear people booing, and then you hear a silent and frightened ''Yes''. It cracks me up every time.
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    Haha, yeah, that's a classic. I believe the exact line that prompts it is "The Ayatollah thinks he's better than America. Is he right?!"

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    "I got these gloves free with my toilet brush"

    Bob Dole "Well Bob Dole don't like this....
    Clinton: "Is it noon already?"

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    Insurance guy: This place, "Moe's", its a business of some kind?

    Homers brain: Don't tell them you were at a bar. But what else is open late?!

    Homer: It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography

    Homers brain: Hehe, I would have never though of that
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    ^What ep is that?

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    It's from Mr. Plow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wee Turtles!! View Post
    Insurance guy: This place, "Moe's", its a business of some kind?

    Homers brain: Don't tell them you were at a bar. But what else is open late?!

    Homer: It's a pornography store, I was buying pornography

    Homers brain: Hehe, I would have never though of that
    not underrated, everyone loves that joke

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    I'm a full-time Simpsomniac, but in my spare time I'm also a Beatlemaniac, so for me, some of the most underrated Simpsons jokes are Beatles references.

    2) From "Bart of War" when Homer is offered some stylish glasses that he's told are worn by the likes of Yoko Ono, and he says, "She ruined the Plastic Ono Band." That makes me laugh every time, because it's funny and it's true. The Plastic Ono Band was an incredible band that had John Lennon, Eric Clapton, Ringo Starr, Billy Preston, George Harrison and more, but they would always end their live sets by letting Yoko Ono "sing" a few numbers. Aaaanyway...

    My favorite under-rated Simpsons joke:
    1) From "Lisa the Vegetarian:" Lisa and Apu are talking in Apu's garden, and Lisa says, "I've run away from home." Paul McCartney appears and says, "She's leaving home?" Cracks me up every time. (Note: "She's Leaving Home" was the name of a song written by McCartney for the Beatles album "Sgt. Pepper's.")

    Another great joke (maybe not quite as under-rated) is from "The PTA Disbands," when Skinner and Krabappel are holding the PTA assembly and they're arguing over taxes and the children's future. I laugh every time when Krabappel says "Come on!" and then Skinner simply makes the international symbol for money. The whole crowd grumbles and you can hear one person saying, "Oh, the taxes! That finger thing means taxes!"

    One more: From "Grade School Confidential" when Homer is riding Milhouse and Bart around on the lawnmower and he's doing an impression of Nixon. "Well, I have this to say about that."

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    Flanders as the King of Troy (Tales from the Public Domain) - "now, when people get wood, they'll think of Trojans"

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    I recently saw Worst Episode Ever and I did like this Wiggum/Lou exchange...

    Wiggum: Well, well, well! This place has got more pirated tapes than a...
    Lou: A Chinese K-Mart?
    Wiggum: Well, that'll have to do. Are these yours, son?
    Milhouse: No sir. We're just exhibiting them for profit.
    Wiggum: Fair enough. But the owner is in more hot water than...
    Lou: A Japanese tea bag?
    Wiggum: Why don't you lay off the Asians, Lou?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jfinke View Post
    Another great joke (maybe not quite as under-rated) is from "The PTA Disbands," when Skinner and Krabappel are holding the PTA assembly and they're arguing over taxes and the children's future. I laugh every time when Krabappel says "Come on!" and then Skinner simply makes the international symbol for money. The whole crowd grumbles and you can hear one person saying, "Oh, the taxes! That finger thing means taxes!"
    Yeah i like about the Oh the Taxes the finger thing means the taxes bit is in that whole scene you can hear that guy and i love the fact that it ovious that its Dan Castalenetta as him..

    Oh and one of my faves: Homers collecting popicles for marge and he says
    "this is the most fun ive had giving you wood" lol that was in the promo!

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    A couple of my favorites-


    Homer: (sees a nerd) NERRRRRD!!!!
    Marge: Homer that's not very nice
    Homer: Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college students- jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time.
    Homer: (to a jock) Hey pal, you get a load of the nerd?
    Jock: Pardon me?



    Superintendent Chalmers: SKINNER you're fired!!
    Skinner: I'm sorry did you just call me a liar?
    Chalmers: No I said you were fired.
    Skinner: Oh.... That's much worse.



    Homer: What is a wedding? Well, Websters Dictionary defines it as "the process of removing weeds from one's garden."


    Bart: I can't take it anymore. I want my soul and I want it now!! (runs away)
    Homer: Wait! You didn't finish your spaghetti and moeballs!
    Homers brain: Quiet, you fool, they could be ours.
    "She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man."

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    ''I burried Flanders!''

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    Homer: IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS YOU STUPID CHIEF!
    Lisa: Dad, sit down.

    Forgot all about this. I don't laugh out loud that often but this one really got me going.

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    I agree, great joke.

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    Another few


    The Canine Mutiny- When Chief Wiggum kicks the door down, then rings the doorbell.

    Brother From Another Series-
    Bart: Guess who!
    Cecil: Maris?

    Homers Barbershop Quartet
    Marge- Your son or daughter will think this wishbone necklace is really "cool".
    Man- I doubt my son or daughter is that stupid...

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    bob dole: what the hell is this, some kind of tube?

    Bart: I can't take it anymore. I want my soul and I want it now!! (runs away)
    Homer: Wait! You didn't finish your spaghetti and moeballs!
    Homers brain: Quiet, you fool, they could be ours.
    homer talking to his brain is often a winner.

    "why embarrass us both? just write a check and i'll release some more endorphins."

    also: "smell you later, bart. smell you later forever!"

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    Two of my favorites with Skinner and Chalmers:

    (Chalmers inspecting the school and trying to see how smart the students are. Lisa answers a question about the Battle of New Orleans)

    Ralph: What's a battle?
    Skinner: Hahaha hahaha. Lets go
    Chalmers: Did that boy just say 'what's a battle?'
    Skinner: No he said 'what's that rattle'... about the heating duct
    Chalmers: It sounded like battle
    Skinner: Well I've had a cold so....
    Chalmers: Oh so you hear R's as B's?
    Skinner: Yes
    Chalmers: I understand




    (Chalmers making another inspection of the school)

    Skinner: As i was saying my yearly evaluation couldn't have come at a better time.
    Chalmers: Well Seymore, I must say for once I am impressed. In fact, I am going to give this school a perfect 10. I'll just write the zero first. Now a vertical line to indicate the one...

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    From Lisa the Greek:

    Lisa: Well, I like the 49ers because they're pure of heart, Seattle because they've got something to prove and the Raiders because they always cheat.

    [later]

    Announcer: And on an extremely suspicious play, the Raiders win!
    We got no food, we got no jobs, our PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

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    Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet?
    Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know

    This one makes me laugh everytime

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    Pretty much the whole ep "Three gays of the condo" very underated ep

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simpuramafampark View Post
    Pretty much the whole ep "Three gays of the condo" very underated ep
    No. Awful episode

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simpuramafampark View Post
    Pretty much the whole ep "Three gays of the condo" very underated ep
    no, that episode is horrible. The only part that got a smile out of me was the Moleman part. But that episode is one of the worst pieces of shit that Al Jean has ever regurgitated, and thats saying something.

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    "We got beets!" It's the delivery that makes it funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wee Turtles!! View Post
    no, that episode is horrible. The only part that got a smile out of me was the Moleman part. But that episode is one of the worst pieces of shit that Al Jean has ever regurgitated, and thats saying something.
    That ep is great! the song, the smithers bit, the lesbian line, the blonde bit..!!! are you crazy??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Simpuramafampark View Post
    That ep is great! the song, the smithers bit, the lesbian line, the blonde bit..!!! are you crazy??
    I liked the episode but i can see some people not liking it.

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