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    Grandpa: A MILLIONAIRE! oh I kept the wrong one!

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    A joke I never remembered was in Saturdays of Thunder when the shark starts to maul the young boy in the father/son water tank.

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    ^looks like you remembered it pretty well.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by lardofthedance View Post
    ^looks like you remembered it pretty well.............
    That's because I just watched it today. Obviously I meant that I hadn't remembered until reviewing it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nauru-1 View Post
    A joke I never remembered was in Saturdays of Thunder when the shark starts to maul the young boy in the father/son water tank.
    Ah yes, "Underwater Fathering". I love this joke.

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    Homer: Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax
    Lisa: No that's the home owner taxp
    yes. also:

    apu: legislative, executive, and judicial.
    homer: no, no and no! (sigh) maybe we should start all over with the electrical college...

    grampa: I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck Shadowski View Post
    from Black Widower (they just reran it tonight):

    Sideshow Bob: "Ah, Mr.Simpson, you're forgetting the first two noble truths of the Buddha."
    Homer: " I am not!"

    from THOH VII - Citizen Kang:

    Kodos: (as Clinton) Ladies and gentlemen, when I was a young boy I dreamed of being a baseball.
    Yeah Kodos as Clinton is an awesome yet underrated joke.

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    I dreamed of being a baseball. What a line. Taking the piss out of every presidential candidate that mentioned how they dreamed of playing baseball.


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    that's one of my all-time favorites.

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    Bart's Dog Gets an F

    Homer: Come here boy! Come here! Who's a good boy! Go on say it! (Doing a dog voice) I rove roo!
    Awww good boy!

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    I like the yogi bear joke from "when you dish upon a star"

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    homer: when will everyone learn? DEMOCRACY DOESNT WORK!

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    Treehouse of Horror V, never heard anyone say this:

    Homer: Can't murder now, eating.
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    My favorite episode might be She of Little Faith, season 13. It has so many jokes that I absolutely love, and I cant list them all but I'll list a lot in what I think is an underrated episode in general.

    'Space air is flooding in!'
    'Right! Goggles on!'

    'Yaw control!'

    'The word unblowuppable is thrown around a lot these days...'

    'Let's just write to David Bowie again!'
    'No, he's done enough for this church.'

    'Money changed! Get ya money changed, right here in the temple!'

    I think the best one is when Lisa is objecting:

    'Like the whore of Babylon?'
    'That is a false analogy!'
    'No it's not! It's apt. APT!!'

    For some reason her screaming 'apt' into the air cracks me up every time.
    I guess we'll just have to adjust

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    From Homer's Triple Bypass:

    FLANDERS (praying)
    Dear God, thank you for Ziggy comics, little baby ducks and, "Sweating to the Oldies" volumes One, Two and Four.

    Gawd, I love that joke. Love it. I don't know if I love the joke because it's intrinsically absurd or silly, or if it's because of the cuckoo-bananas background story. Tonight, I shall say a prayer of, "Dear Lord, thank you for NFL football, nacho cheese Doritos, and The Simpsons seasons one through eight, fourteen through sixteen, and maybe season nine too."


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    "Suspect is hatless! Repeat, hatless!"
    "Did you exchange, a walk on part in a war, for a lead role in a cage?"

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    another one from "Burns, baby, Burns"

    oh, and I stepped on one of your peacocks, got a paper towel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nauru-1 View Post
    "It smells funny in there."
    "No it doesn't."
    love that line

    with a dry cool wit like that i could be an action h......

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    Hank Scorpio reaching into his pockets when he asks Homer if he wants any cream for his coffee.

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    the itchy and scratchy cartoon in the front where itchy keeps hitting scratchy with the mallet, and then say "kids, say no to drugs" is pretty funny, but the line that follows it is gold:

    "that's even worse than those tastless itchy and sambo cartoons from the late 30s."

    i think it's great that lisa finds a bland cartoon with an unsubtle message worse than a cartoon with exaggerated, outdated racial stereotypes

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    homer simpson is cock of nothing!

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    Most of the lines from Mountain of Madness. Very underrated episode overall.

    Homer: You know, Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know. Way richer than Lenny.
    Burns: Ah yes. But I'd trade it all for a little more.

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    The bit from the episode "Scenes From The Class Struggle In Springfield" where Burns and Smithers discusses Homer who's begun to play golf has an awesome bit of underrated humor:

    Burns: (talking about how he let Nixon win over him in gof back in '74) Oh, he just looked so forlorn, Smithers, with his *imitating Nixon* "Oh, I can't go to prison, Monty. They'll eat me alive!"... I wonder if this Homer Nixon is of any relation?
    Smithers: Unlikely, sir. They spell and pronounce their names differently.
    Burns: Bah!, schedule a game and I'll ask him myself.

    The part where Burns confusedly refers to Homer as "Homer Nixon" gets me everytime; I know it's rather simple but I love that moment and I get the feeling that i'm one of few who does it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disgruntled Goat View Post
    Most of the lines from Mountain of Madness. Very underrated episode overall.

    Homer: You know, Mr. Burns, you're the richest guy I know. Way richer than Lenny.
    Burns: Ah yes. But I'd trade it all for a little more.
    Yeah I agree that's one of the best episodes and yet I never see it mentioned anywhere.

    Another underrated joke is Homer's line from Call of the simpsons:

    Avenge me my son. Avenge my death.
    And of course:

    It's a little late for Lenny
    I always forget which episode that one's in but it's one of the best jokes in the show.

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    Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out." Unfortunately, one day put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshalls to bring him down. Now let's never speak of him again. / Honey, you should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did one grey December morn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamie View Post
    Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out." Unfortunately, one day put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshalls to bring him down. Now let's never speak of him again. / Honey, you should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head like a certain uncle did one grey December morn.
    Yeah that's one of my favourites.

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    What episode is that from?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lardofthedance View Post
    What episode is that from?
    if I'm not mistaken, The Boy Who Knew Too Much, season 5

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    Joe Frazier: Webster's Dictionary defines excellence as "the quality or condition of being excellent" and now........
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