Most underrated jokes

**pocketfox** · 07-30-2009, 04:41 PM

From the same epsiode as Kirk getting his arm cut off:

Homer: Trying is the first step towards failure. (Homer is unable to cut his meat, despite his valiant efforts)

This just makes me smile.

**Uosdwis R. Jewoh** · 07-30-2009, 05:58 PM

in weekend at burnsie's moe tells homer he's not running a crow bar and says "this is a crowbar" and he pulls out a picture of crows sitting at a miniature bar

**hughes** · 07-30-2009, 06:19 PM

Canine Mutiny
Homer: "You gave away two dogs? You know how I feel about giving!"

Lard of the Dance:
"If your mother didn't want her car ruined she should have done a better job hiding her keys"
That one always makes me laugh, and I've never even heard it mentioned, they didn't even laugh at it on the commentary

**Rebekah** · 07-30-2009, 09:21 PM

I will have to add another one, I really think the whole episode where Lisa, bart and Selme go to Duff Gardens is funny, espicially the black humour at the start like singing "ding dong the witch is dead" and how Homer refers to aunt gladice as "legend of the dog faced woman" my sisters and i still laugh at that

**Rebekah** · 07-30-2009, 09:29 PM

Originally Posted by lardofthedance

What episode was this?

Blood Feud season 2

sorry for double post

**Frinkahedron** · 07-30-2009, 09:57 PM

This one was from Das Bus and I don't know for sure if it's underrated but I thought I'd put it out there anyway.

'Hey, if a boar can survive here, there must be a source of food! Look, he's licking slime off that rock! That's what he's been eating -- slime! And there's enough slime for all of us! We're saved!'

**Brooker** · 07-31-2009, 12:23 AM

Catch Em' If You Can:

'All I wanted was a second honeymoon, and now the floor is made of lava...'

**Cash Kerouac** · 07-31-2009, 03:49 AM

Originally Posted by Frinkahedron

This one was from Das Bus and I don't know for sure if it's underrated but I thought I'd put it out there anyway.

'Hey, if a boar can survive here, there must be a source of food! Look, he's licking slime off that rock! That's what he's been eating -- slime! And there's enough slime for all of us! We're saved!'

From that same episode - everyone remembers Ralph for "go banana!" and "it tastes like burning" from that episode. No one remembers him singing O' Canada while everyone is arguing and that bit cracks me up every time.

**pocketfox** · 07-31-2009, 10:45 AM

"You're right Moe, you're always Moe."

**Cash Kerouac** · 07-31-2009, 03:07 PM

Country Club Valet: Name please.
Homer: Simpson Family
Marge: We're not poor!
[family gives Marge awkward looks]
Marge: Well we're not.

**zitro** · 08-01-2009, 05:06 AM

Grandpa - "My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. "

**Cash Kerouac** · 08-01-2009, 05:11 AM

I don't know if that one is underrated exactly. I feel like I've heard it a decent amount from the Simpsons-loving friends I have.

**Brooker** · 08-01-2009, 09:21 AM

Got another, and it's one of my favorites:

The Old Man and the C Student:

Bart: ...fire the torpedos!
Grampa: what'd he say? put on our tuxedos?
Old Jewish Guy: I want some taquitos!

and later when they're sinking on the boat:

Jasper: We're all gonna die
Old Woman: This is all Bart's fault!
*Screaming*
Old Jewish Guy: I want some taquitos!

love it.

**Kaufman101** · 08-01-2009, 05:58 PM

From Grampa Vs. Sexual inadequacy

Marge: You didn't want to have Bart.
Homer: I know, but you're never supposed to tell the child.
Marge: You tell Bart all the time! You told him this morning.
Homer: But when I do it, it's cute.

and from THOH X

Homer: Wonders, Lisa, or blunders?
Lisa: I think that was implied by what I said.
Homer: Implied, Lisa, or implode?
Lisa: Mom, make him stop.

**bartyboy** · 08-01-2009, 06:00 PM

Nelson punching Milhouse in "Das Bus".

Bart: "I'm going to allow this"

**Cash Kerouac** · 08-01-2009, 10:12 PM

Originally Posted by Kaufman101

Homer: But when I do it, it's cute.

My girlfriend and I use this line all the time. To me, it's a classic.

**wsushockerdude** · 08-02-2009, 08:34 AM

Originally Posted by Granto

"Relax? I can't relax. Nor can I yield, relent or... Gah! Only 2 syllables! I'm losing my perspicaity!"

Homer: Well its always in the last place you look

**Disgruntled Goat** · 08-02-2009, 03:01 PM

I really love the scene in Homer vs. Patty & Selma where they start laughing after lending Homer the money, then Homer starts laughing harder and harder. Never seen anyone mention it around here before but it makes me laugh about as hard as Homer every time.

Originally Posted by Wee Turtles!!

Realty Bites- Kirks arm getting cut off

that "joke" is not rated for a reason. it's one of the stupidest jokes they did, why do you like it so much?

**Rest your giant head** · 08-03-2009, 05:02 AM

In Much Apu about nothing, there's a scene with Chief Wiggum falling through the wooden bridge. I've always thought this joke is hilarious, and Lou's reaction is priceless. Strangely, people never mention this joke...

**hughes** · 08-03-2009, 08:51 AM

"Brother From Another Series"
BOB: "You've wanted to be Krusty's sidekick since you were five! What about the buffoon lessons, the four years at clown college?"
CECIL: I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way

**moneychair2003** · 08-03-2009, 12:43 PM

in simpson tide. moe thinking about him and his cat when told to remember his loved ones. "i love you mr. snookums"..."what are you looking at?!"

**Monty_Burns** · 08-04-2009, 05:54 PM

...nevermind, if anyone can delte this fell free to...I dont know how to

**Cash Kerouac** · 08-04-2009, 09:28 PM

From Colonel Homer

"Well, right now, she's an out-of-work cocktail waitress, but she's going to be a country music superstar like...uh...that jerk in the cowboy hat...and that dead lady!"

It's the reading that really makes it great. Another gem in a long line of "Homer gives a vague description" jokes.

**Jesse Pinkman** · 08-05-2009, 03:51 AM

Originally Posted by zitro

Grandpa - "My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. "

perhaps my favorite joke from the whole episode, just the randomness of it. the first time i saw it i laughed because i wasn't expecting that.

**Monty_Burns** · 08-05-2009, 05:23 PM

This episode is...ok or worse but I always find this scene funny

-Blame it On Lisa-

Brazilian Chief of Police: So, you want me to find your husband
Marge: Yes
Brazilian Chief of Police: and you also want me to find a little boy
Marge: That's right
Brazilian Chief of Police: I don't think there is a boy or a husband, I think you have a thing for me
(A man bleeding walks in)
Man Bleeding: Agh! I've been shot!
Brazilian Chief of Police: pff, I'm flattered but I do no swing that way

**dehodson** · 08-05-2009, 06:21 PM

From bart has two mommies:

Ned: Rod and Todd are all I have since that sad day Maude found eternal happiness.

**hughes** · 08-05-2009, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by dehodson

From bart has two mommies:

Ned: Rod and Todd are all I have since that sad day Maude found eternal happiness.

I'm not really sure this was meant as a joke...he's saying his kids are his only source of happiness since his wife died...

**dehodson** · 08-05-2009, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by SimpsonFloyd

I'm not really sure this was meant as a joke...he's saying his kids are his only source of happiness since his wife died...

Oh, well now I feel bad for laughing my ass off.

**arii** · 08-05-2009, 06:50 PM

The way it's phrased? It's definitely a joke. It's dark, but it's intended to be funny.

**dehodson** · 08-05-2009, 06:51 PM

Originally Posted by iceiwynd

The way it's phrased? It's definitely a joke. It's dark, but it's intended to be funny.

That's what I thought...

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