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So, this is my first thread and I'm kind of excited about this, anyways, what do you feel are the most underrated jokes in the shows history?
Ill list of few of my faves.....
Homer Goes to College- Homer laughing after his teacher dropped his notes
Realty Bites- Kirks arm getting cut off
Lisa the Vegetarian- Shark eats gorilla
your turn.......
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07-26-2009, 02:38 PM #1Attach the stone of Triumph
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Most underrated jokes
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07-26-2009, 02:40 PM #2
Trouble with Trillions--"So far, the only thing we've been able to ascertain from sattelite photos is that it's not on the roof"
Living In a Rock and Roll Fantasy--my music review blog
Most recent review--The Who's My Generation (12/15)
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07-26-2009, 04:27 PM #3.
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"What have I done to deserve such a flat, flavorless Manhattan?"
-- Bart the Murderer
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07-26-2009, 04:40 PM #4
i cracked up on darcy's line about confusing the country's name... it was something of about her norweigian ex-boyfriend and referring his nation as "norweigia". the episode is "little big girl" by the way
calmer than you are
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07-26-2009, 04:52 PM #5Stonecutter
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Flower eating as Homer's secret shame from "Bart's Heir"
"Did you exchange, a walk on part in a war, for a lead role in a cage?"
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07-26-2009, 04:59 PM #6Registered User
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Pretty much all of Stop the Planet of the Apes; I Want to Get Off!
Also this scene from that musical:
"Can I play the piano anymore?"
"Of course you can."
"Well I couldn't before!"
It's so corny, and that it was included in a musical is just fantastic.
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07-26-2009, 05:05 PM #7.
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^ Is that really underrated though? That's probably what people remember most about that episode.
Also:
"Damn sandwich took a bite outta me!"
-- Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
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07-26-2009, 06:14 PM #8Stonecutter
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In Bart Dog Get An F, Marge calls Dr. Hibbert when she finds out Lisa is ill.
Dr. Hibbert: Now just how did you get my home number.....I see.....rather ingenious, really.
This was a joke I just never pinpointed and I haven't seen it ever mentioned. It's one of those things that I find hilarious because they just never tell you what is said. I can only imagine the kind of answer she gave.
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07-26-2009, 07:01 PM #9So it goes
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"Relax? I can't relax. Nor can I yield, relent or... Gah! Only 2 syllables! I'm losing my perspicaity!"
We got no food, we got no jobs, our PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
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07-27-2009, 05:35 PM #10Attach the stone of Triumph
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a few more,
Lisa vs Malibu Stacy
Girl: Theres something wrong with what my Stacy says *pulls string*
Doll:"My spidey sense is tingling, did anybody call for a webslinger?"
Itchy and Scratchy Movie
Homer: I like stories...
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07-27-2009, 05:37 PM #11Golden Boy
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I don't think this is underrated. It comes from an underrated episode though.
Originally Posted by Wee Turtles!!
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07-28-2009, 09:39 AM #12the original Sex Pistol
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Homer complaining on how easy it is for a kid to get cigarettes in America (and the guns) in Smoke on the Daughter.
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07-28-2009, 10:10 AM #13
Mayored To The Mob
"I don't get it, people like rats, but they don't want to drink their milk?"
Lisa The Vegetarian
"C,mooooon eat the can!
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07-28-2009, 12:27 PM #14Newbie
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haha yes i love that part when Homer laughs when the instructor drops his notes
Homer: There's a NEW Mexico?
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07-28-2009, 12:44 PM #15juice with the people
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"i also got paul mccartney out of wings."
"you idiot! he was the most talented one!"
"hey....i dont remember saying that!"
"now, joblessness isn't just for philosophy majors."
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07-28-2009, 12:52 PM #16Stonecutter
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With philosophy as one of my majors I gained a new appreciation for that joke.
"As an actor, my eyeballs need to look their whitest."
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07-28-2009, 02:10 PM #17Don't bad-mouth the head!
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I don't remember that joke, where is it from? As someone who has an advanced degree in philosophy, I am offended by that unfair stereotype. It has been nearly two years since I've last been on unemployment! Originally Posted by mohammed jafar
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07-28-2009, 02:13 PM #18Golden Boy
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^It's from $pringfield.
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07-29-2009, 06:08 AM #19Junior Camper
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from the japan episode in season 10.
the godzilla light goes. godzilla,gammera,rodan and mothra all attack i found that pretty funny joke that was underrated
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07-29-2009, 03:13 PM #20Stonecutter
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Quimby: Henceforth, today will be known as Flaming Moe Day!
Aide: Uh, sir, it's already Veterans Day
Quimby: It can be two things!
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07-29-2009, 03:31 PM #21juice with the people
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"mom, there's a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement...and dad's upstairs"
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07-29-2009, 03:43 PM #224 of 5 "doctors" recommend
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"Now to the plant! We'll take the Spruce Moose!
Hop in!"
(But Sir!)
::CLICK::
"I said, Hop. In."
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07-30-2009, 01:21 AM #23...?
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Homer: Don't you know the story of Hercules and the lion?
Bart: Is it a Bible story?
Homer: Yeah, probably. Anyway, once upon a time, there was a big mean lion who got a thorn in his paw. All the village people tried to pull it out, but nobody was strong enough! So, they got Hercules. And Hercules used his mighty strength, and Bingo! Anyway, the moral is, the lion was so happy, he gave Hercules this big... thing... of riches.
Bart: How did a lion get rich?
Homer: It was the olden days!
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07-30-2009, 03:00 AM #24So it goes
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Homer: Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax
Lisa: No that's the home owner tax
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07-30-2009, 03:30 AM #25That's a bloody outrage
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"Of course, there's no way to see into the Simpson home without some kind of infrared heat-sensitive camera... So, let's turn it on!"
Originally Posted by David Mirkin, 1995
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07-30-2009, 04:33 AM #26Why should they be happy?!
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Ugh I hate Kirk getting his arm cut off; terrible.
Underrated? How about "Can... Lenny have it?" from one of the all-time great episodes.
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07-30-2009, 10:38 AM #27Stonecutter
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"It smells funny in there."
"No it doesn't."
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07-30-2009, 12:26 PM #28What episode was this? Originally Posted by Mr Johannson
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07-30-2009, 12:29 PM #29.
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^ Blood Feud
What's this from? Originally Posted by The Law-Talkin' Guy
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07-30-2009, 12:30 PM #30canadian. likes the hockeys
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It's from Homer's Enemy, when Homer is trying to take some of Grimeys's pencils.
The reading on that joke completely sells it for me.
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