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  1. 07-12-2009, 07:27 PM #91
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    this is pretty much clear winner

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    And so ends Season 1, with "I will not waste chalk" from Bart the Genius the winner (incidentally, the very first Chalkboard gag.)

    SpiderPig seems to have disappeared once again, so if everyone is happy to go on to Season 2 Chalkboard Gags, I'll set it up.

    I'll wait a few days for people to vote whether they wanna participate.
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  18. 07-17-2009, 08:10 PM #108
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    yes, go on. It 's a good idea for an elimination thread
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    yea go on. This is a fun thread, one that obviously hasn't been done, very original feel to it.
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    Alrighty then, Season 2 will be up tomorrow
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    Season 2 "Caulkboard" Gag Elimination

    Please note, "I Will not cut corners" is followed by ditto quotation marks and "I will not show off" is written in a fancy text.

    I am not a 32 year old woman +
    I will not pledge allegiance to Bart -

    I will not encourage others to fly 20
    Tar is not a plaything 20
    I will not Xerox my butt 20
    I will not trade pants with others 20
    I am not a 32 year old woman 25
    I will not do that thing with my tongue 20
    I will not drive the principal's car 20
    I will not pledge allegiance to Bart 15
    I will not sell school property 20
    I will not cut corners 20
    I will not get very far with this attitude 20
    I will not make flatulent noises in class 20
    I will not belch the national anthem 20
    I will not sell land in Florida 20
    I will not sell school property 20
    I will not grease the monkey bars 20
    I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment 20
    I will not do anything bad ever again 20
    I will not show off 20
    I will not sleep through my education 20
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    I am not a 32 year old woman +
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    I will not encourage others to fly 20
    Tar is not a plaything 20
    I will not Xerox my butt 20
    I will not trade pants with others 20
    I am not a 32 year old woman 30
    I will not do that thing with my tongue 20
    I will not drive the principal's car 20
    I will not pledge allegiance to Bart 15
    I will not sell school property 20
    I will not cut corners 20
    I will not get very far with this attitude 15
    I will not make flatulent noises in class 20
    I will not belch the national anthem 20
    I will not sell land in Florida 20
    I will not sell school property 20
    I will not grease the monkey bars 20
    I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment 20
    I will not do anything bad ever again 20
    I will not show off 20
    I will not sleep through my education 20
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    I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment +
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    I will not encourage others to fly 20
    Tar is not a plaything 20
    I will not Xerox my butt 20
    I will not trade pants with others 20
    I am not a 32 year old woman 30
    I will not do that thing with my tongue 20
    I will not drive the principal's car 20
    I will not pledge allegiance to Bart 15
    I will not sell school property 20
    I will not cut corners 20
    I will not get very far with this attitude 15
    I will not make flatulent noises in class 20
    I will not belch the national anthem 20
    I will not sell land in Florida 20
    I will not sell school property 20
    I will not grease the monkey bars 20
    I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment 25
    I will not do anything bad ever again 20
    I will not show off 20
    I will not sleep through my education 20
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  24. 07-18-2009, 09:29 PM #114
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    I will not encourage others to fly 20
    Tar is not a plaything 20
    I will not Xerox my butt 20
    I will not trade pants with others 20
    I am not a 32 year old woman 30
    I will not do that thing with my tongue 20
    I will not drive the principal's car 20
    I will not pledge allegiance to Bart 15
    I will not sell school property 20
    I will not cut corners 20
    I will not get very far with this attitude 15
    I will not make flatulent noises in class 20
    I will not belch the national anthem 20
    I will not sell land in Florida 25
    I will not sell school property 20
    I will not grease the monkey bars 20
    I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment 25
    I will not do anything bad ever again 20
    I will not show off 15
    I will not sleep through my education 20
    Kids, let me tell you about another so-called ``wicked'' guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was...
    I forget. But the point is... I forget that, too. Marge, you know what I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car?

    -- Homer's parable of the guy in the blue car, ``Homer the Heretic''

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    Tongue +
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    I will not encourage others to fly 20
    Tar is not a plaything 20
    I will not Xerox my butt 20
    I will not trade pants with others 20
    I am not a 32 year old woman 30
    I will not do that thing with my tongue 25
    I will not drive the principal's car 15
    I will not pledge allegiance to Bart 15
    I will not sell school property 20
    I will not cut corners 20
    I will not get very far with this attitude 15
    I will not make flatulent noises in class 20
    I will not belch the national anthem 20
    I will not sell land in Florida 25
    I will not sell school property 20
    I will not grease the monkey bars 20
    I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment 25
    I will not do anything bad ever again 20
    I will not show off 15
    I will not sleep through my education 20
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    Woman +
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    I will not encourage others to fly 20
    Tar is not a plaything 20
    I will not Xerox my butt 20
    I will not trade pants with others 15
    I am not a 32 year old woman 35
    I will not do that thing with my tongue 25
    I will not drive the principal's car 15
    I will not pledge allegiance to Bart 15
    I will not sell school property 20
    I will not cut corners 20
    I will not get very far with this attitude 15
    I will not make flatulent noises in class 20
    I will not belch the national anthem 20
    I will not sell land in Florida 25
    I will not sell school property 20
    I will not grease the monkey bars 20
    I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment 25
    I will not do anything bad ever again 20
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    I will not sleep through my education 20
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    I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment +
    I will not pledge allegiance to Bart -

    I will not encourage others to fly 20
    Tar is not a plaything 20
    I will not Xerox my butt 20
    I will not trade pants with others 15
    I am not a 32 year old woman 35
    I will not do that thing with my tongue 25
    I will not drive the principal's car 15
    I will not pledge allegiance to Bart 10
    I will not sell school property 20
    I will not cut corners 20
    I will not get very far with this attitude 15
    I will not make flatulent noises in class 20
    I will not belch the national anthem 20
    I will not sell land in Florida 25
    I will not sell school property 20
    I will not grease the monkey bars 20
    I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment 30
    I will not do anything bad ever again 20
    I will not show off 15
    I will not sleep through my education 20
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    I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment +
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    I will not encourage others to fly 20
    Tar is not a plaything 15
    I will not Xerox my butt 20
    I will not trade pants with others 15
    I am not a 32 year old woman 35
    I will not do that thing with my tongue 25
    I will not drive the principal's car 15
    I will not pledge allegiance to Bart 10
    I will not sell school property 20
    I will not cut corners 20
    I will not get very far with this attitude 15
    I will not make flatulent noises in class 20
    I will not belch the national anthem 20
    I will not sell land in Florida 25
    I will not sell school property 20
    I will not grease the monkey bars 20
    I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment 35
    I will not do anything bad ever again 20
    I will not show off 15
    I will not sleep through my education 20
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    I will not encourage others to fly 20
    Tar is not a plaything 15
    I will not Xerox my butt 20
    I will not trade pants with others 15
    I am not a 32 year old woman 35
    I will not do that thing with my tongue 25
    I will not drive the principal's car 15
    I will not pledge allegiance to Bart 10
    I will not sell school property 20
    I will not cut corners 20
    I will not get very far with this attitude 15
    I will not make flatulent noises in class 20
    I will not belch the national anthem 20
    I will not sell land in Florida 30
    I will not sell school property 20
    I will not grease the monkey bars 20
    I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment 35
    I will not do anything bad ever again 20
    I will not show off 10
    I will not sleep through my education 20
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    I will not encourage others to fly 20
    Tar is not a plaything 15
    I will not Xerox my butt 20
    I will not trade pants with others 15
    I am not a 32 year old woman 35
    I will not do that thing with my tongue 25
    I will not drive the principal's car 10
    I will not pledge allegiance to Bart 10
    I will not sell school property 20
    I will not cut corners 20
    I will not get very far with this attitude 15
    I will not make flatulent noises in class 20
    I will not belch the national anthem 20
    I will not sell land in Florida 30
    I will not sell school property 20
    I will not grease the monkey bars 25
    I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment 35
    I will not do anything bad ever again 20
    I will not show off 10
    I will not sleep through my education 20
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