+ Roll Call
- Goldfish (gone)
This punishment is not boring and pointless 20
My name is not "Dr. Death" 20
I will not prescribe medication 20
I will not bury the new kid 20
I will not teach others to fly 15
Teacher is not a leper 20
Coffee is not for kids (Each line becomes less legible and more scrawled.) 25
I will not eat things for money 20
I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call 70
The principal's toupée is not a frisbee 35
I will not call the principal "spud head" 20
No one is interested in my underpants 45
I will not sell miracle cures 20
I will return the seeing-eye dog 15
I do not have diplomatic immunity 35
I will not charge admission to the bathroom 20



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