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    Critics are raving over Maggie's Toilet Training!
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    Maggie's toilet training is the smash hit fan-fic of the season! Bravo!
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    iMuy Excellente! This has really been capturing the feel of classic Simpsons wackyness!

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    I will finish what I sta... 50
    "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 75
    I will not fake rabies 20
    I will not torment the emotionally frail 25
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    I will not aim for the head 25
    I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 25
    I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge 5
    I will not conduct my own fire drills 15
    I will not snap bras 20
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    Kids, let me tell you about another so-called ``wicked'' guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was...
    I forget. But the point is... I forget that, too. Marge, you know what I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car?

    -- Homer's parable of the guy in the blue car, ``Homer the Heretic''

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    I will not squeak chalk (Chalk squeaks as he writes) 10
    I will finish what I sta... 50
    "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 75
    I will not fake rabies 20
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    I will not squeak chalk (Chalk squeaks as he writes) 5
    I will finish what I sta... 50
    "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 80
    I will not fake rabies 20
    I will not torment the emotionally frail 25
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    I will not aim for the head 25
    I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 30
    I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge 5
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    + Finish what i sta...
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    Nobody likes sunburn slappers 20
    High explosives and school don't mix 15
    I will not bribe Principal Skinner 20
    I will not squeak chalk (Chalk squeaks as he writes) 5
    I will finish what I sta... 55
    "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 80
    I will not fake rabies 20
    I will not torment the emotionally frail 25
    I will not carve gods 25
    I will not spank others 20
    I will not aim for the head 25
    I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 30
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    I will not bribe Principal Skinner 20
    I will not squeak chalk (Chalk squeaks as he writes) 5
    I will finish what I sta... 60
    "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 80
    I will not fake rabies 20
    I will not torment the emotionally frail 25
    I will not carve gods 25
    I will not spank others 20
    I will not aim for the head 25
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    I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge 5
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    I will not squeak chalk (Chalk squeaks as he writes) 5
    I will finish what I sta... 60
    "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 80
    I will not fake rabies 20
    I will not torment the emotionally frail 25
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    I will not spank others 20
    I will not aim for the head 25
    I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 30
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    I will finish what I sta... 50
    "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 75
    I will not fake rabies 20
    I will not torment the emotionally frail 25
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    I will not aim for the head 25
    I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 25
    I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge 5
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    ^Tom Cody, I think you copied the wrong list, cause there's a lot of changes between yours and the one above.

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    Fixed it now with my additions also

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    "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 80
    I will not fake rabies 20
    I will not torment the emotionally frail 25
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    "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 85
    I will not fake rabies 20
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    I will not fake rabies 20
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    "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 105
    I will not fake rabies 20
    I will not torment the emotionally frail 40
    I will not carve gods 25
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    "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 105
    I will not fake rabies 20
    I will not torment the emotionally frail 40
    I will not carve gods 25
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