Caulkboard Gag Elimination Season by Season

**Jesse Pinkman** · 10-26-2009, 02:30 PM

- Roll Call
+ Underpants

I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call 170
No one is interested in my underpants 180

**Granto** · 10-26-2009, 09:56 PM

So even with my vote and my best efforts, "No one is interested in my underpants" is the winner of the Season 4 Chalkboard Gags!

Here comes Season 5

I will not say "Springfield just to get applause +
I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball-

I will never win an Emmy 20
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy 20
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 20
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 25
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 20
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man 20
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle 20
I am not delightfully saucy 20
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 20
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan" 20
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) 20
There are plenty of businesses like show business 20
I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball 15
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 20

**Moe Nopoly** · 10-26-2009, 10:02 PM

I am not delightfully saucy +
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan" -

I will never win an Emmy 20
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy 20
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 20
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 25
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 20
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man 20
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle 20
I am not delightfully saucy 25
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 20
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan" 15
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) 20
There are plenty of businesses like show business 20
I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball 15
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 20

**Nauru-1** · 10-27-2009, 04:26 PM

One-Armed Man -
Substitute Teachers +

I will never win an Emmy 20
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy 20
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 20
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 25
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 25
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man 15
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle 20
I am not delightfully saucy 25
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 20
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan" 15
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) 20
There are plenty of businesses like show business 20
I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball 15
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 20

**Granto** · 10-28-2009, 02:21 AM

Major League Baseball -
Springfield +

I will never win an Emmy 20
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy 20
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 20
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 30
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 25
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man 15
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle 20
I am not delightfully saucy 25
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 20
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan" 15
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) 20
There are plenty of businesses like show business 20
I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball 10
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 20

**Goon** · 10-28-2009, 05:14 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i wanted the other one to win for season 4

i'm never leaving my home again

major league -
gun +

I will never win an Emmy 20
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy 20
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 20
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 30
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 25
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man 15
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle 20
I am not delightfully saucy 25
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 20
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan" 15
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) 20
There are plenty of businesses like show business 20
I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball 5
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 25

**Granto** · 10-28-2009, 07:53 PM

Also wanted the other to win in Season 4 Goon

major league - (gone)
Springfield +

I will never win an Emmy 20
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy 20
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 20
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 35
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 25
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man 15
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle 20
I am not delightfully saucy 25
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 20
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan" 15
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) 20
There are plenty of businesses like show business 20
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 25

**Moe Nopoly** · 10-28-2009, 10:07 PM

I am not delightfully saucy +
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan" -

I will never win an Emmy 20
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy 20
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 20
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 35
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 25
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man 15
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle 20
I am not delightfully saucy 30
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 20
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan" 10
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) 20
There are plenty of businesses like show business 20
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 25

**Spider Pig1** · 10-30-2009, 02:29 PM

+emmy
-buisness

I will never win an Emmy 25
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy 20
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 20
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 35
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 25
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man 15
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle 20
I am not delightfully saucy 30
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 20
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan" 10
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) 20
There are plenty of businesses like show business 15
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 25

**Granto** · 10-30-2009, 07:06 PM

+ Springfield
- turtle

I will never win an Emmy 25
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy 20
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 20
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 40
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 25
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man 15
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle 15
I am not delightfully saucy 30
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 20
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan" 10
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) 20
There are plenty of businesses like show business 15
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 25

**Moe Nopoly** · 10-30-2009, 09:20 PM

I am not delightfully saucy +
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan" -

I will never win an Emmy 25
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy 20
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 20
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 40
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 25
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man 15
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle 15
I am not delightfully saucy 35
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 20
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan" 5
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) 20
There are plenty of businesses like show business 15
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 25

**Goon** · 10-30-2009, 09:29 PM

gun +
hail satan - (bye bye birdie)

I will never win an Emmy 25
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy 20
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 20
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 40
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 25
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man 15
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle 15
I am not delightfully saucy 35
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 20
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) 20
There are plenty of businesses like show business 15
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 30

**Granto** · 10-31-2009, 11:28 PM

Springfield +
homework -

I will never win an Emmy 25
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy 20
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 20
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 45
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 25
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man 10
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle 15
I am not delightfully saucy 35
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 20
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) 20
There are plenty of businesses like show business 15
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 30

**Spider Pig1** · 11-01-2009, 04:45 AM

+milestones
-deep fryer

I will never win an Emmy 25
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy 15
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 20
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 45
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 25
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man 10
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle 15
I am not delightfully saucy 35
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 20
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) 25
There are plenty of businesses like show business 15
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 30

**Goon** · 11-01-2009, 04:22 PM

gun +
one-armed man -

I will never win an Emmy 25
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy 15
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 20
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 45
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 25
My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man 5
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle 15
I am not delightfully saucy 35
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 20
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) 25
There are plenty of businesses like show business 15
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 35

**Granto** · 11-01-2009, 08:21 PM

Springfield +
one armed man - (gone)

I will never win an Emmy 25
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy 15
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 20
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 50
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 25
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle 15
I am not delightfully saucy 35
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 20
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) 25
There are plenty of businesses like show business 15
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 35

**Moe Nopoly** · 11-01-2009, 08:48 PM

I am not delightfully saucy +
I will never win an Emmy -

I will never win an Emmy 20
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy 15
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 20
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 50
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 25
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle 15
I am not delightfully saucy 40
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 20
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) 25
There are plenty of businesses like show business 15
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 35

**Spider Pig1** · 11-02-2009, 08:56 AM

Emmy +
Springfield -

I will never win an Emmy 25
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy 15
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 20
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 45
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 25
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle 15
I am not delightfully saucy 40
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 20
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) 25
There are plenty of businesses like show business 15
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 35

**Granto** · 11-03-2009, 04:57 AM

turtle -
Springfield +

I will never win an Emmy 25
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy 15
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 20
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 50
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 25
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle 10
I am not delightfully saucy 40
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 20
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) 25
There are plenty of businesses like show business 15
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 35

**Moe Nopoly** · 11-03-2009, 08:15 PM

I am not delightfully saucy +
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy -

I will never win an Emmy 25
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy 10
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 20
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 50
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 25
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle 10
I am not delightfully saucy 45
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 20
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) 25
There are plenty of businesses like show business 15
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 35

**Nauru-1** · 11-04-2009, 05:34 AM

Turtle -
Transplants +

I will never win an Emmy 25
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy 10
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 20
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 50
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 25
I will not go near the kindergarten turtle 5
I am not delightfully saucy 45
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 25
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) 25
There are plenty of businesses like show business 15
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 35

**Granto** · 11-05-2009, 02:42 AM

Turtle - (gone)
Springfield +

I will never win an Emmy 25
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy 10
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 20
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 55
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 25
I am not delightfully saucy 45
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 25
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) 25
There are plenty of businesses like show business 15
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 35

**HOMR** · 11-05-2009, 11:25 AM

All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy +
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy -

I will never win an Emmy 25
The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy 5
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 25
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 55
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 25
I am not delightfully saucy 45
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 25
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) 25
There are plenty of businesses like show business 15
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 35

**Nauru-1** · 11-05-2009, 01:26 PM

Deep Fryer - (Gone)
Gun +

I will never win an Emmy 25
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 25
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 55
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 25
I am not delightfully saucy 45
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 25
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) 25
There are plenty of businesses like show business 15
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 40

**Granto** · 11-05-2009, 06:41 PM

Show Business -
Springfield +

I will never win an Emmy 25
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 25
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 60
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 25
I am not delightfully saucy 45
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 25
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) 25
There are plenty of businesses like show business 10
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 40

**Moe Nopoly** · 11-05-2009, 09:12 PM

I am not delightfully saucy +
There are plenty of businesses like show business -

I will never win an Emmy 25
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 25
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 60
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 25
I am not delightfully saucy 50
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 25
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) 25
There are plenty of businesses like show business 5
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 40

**Spider Pig1** · 11-06-2009, 03:38 AM

-springfield
+emmy

I will never win an Emmy 30
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 25
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 55
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 25
I am not delightfully saucy 50
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 25
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) 25
There are plenty of businesses like show business 5
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 40

**Granto** · 11-06-2009, 08:19 PM

+ springfield
- business (gone)

I will never win an Emmy 30
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 25
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 60
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 25
I am not delightfully saucy 50
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 25
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) 25
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 40

**Orange Harrison** · 11-06-2009, 08:58 PM

+gun
-dull boy

I will never win an Emmy 30
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 20
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 60
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 25
I am not delightfully saucy 50
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 25
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) 25
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 45

**Moe Nopoly** · 11-06-2009, 10:12 PM

I am not delightfully saucy +
I will never win an Emmy -

I will never win an Emmy 25
All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy 20
I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause 60
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers 25
I am not delightfully saucy 55
Organ transplants are best left to the professionals 25
I will not celebrate meaningless milestones(100th episode) 25
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun 45

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