+ Amendment
- Bars
I will not grease the monkey bars 15
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment 185
+ Amendment
- Bars
I will not grease the monkey bars 15
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment 185
We got no food, we got no jobs, our PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
Bars +
Fifth -
I will not grease the monkey bars 15
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment 185








+ Amendment
- Bars
I will not grease the monkey bars 10
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment 190
+ Amendment
- Bars
will not grease the monkey bars 5
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment 195
+ Amendment
- Bars
I will not grease the monkey bars 0
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment 200
Amendment is second. Bring on season 3!
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment becomes the 2nd best Chalkboard gag for Season 2 with I am not a 32 year old woman winning of course.
Season 3 shall be up tonight, if not definitely tomorrow!
SEASON 3 CHALKBOARD GAG ELIMINATION
I will finish what I sta +
Spitwads are not free speech -
I am not a dentist 20
Spitwads are not free speech 15
Nobody likes sunburn slappers 20
High explosives and school don't mix 20
I will not bribe Principal Skinner 20
I will not squeak chalk (Chalk squeaks as he writes) 20
I will finish what I sta... 25
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 20
I will not fake rabies 20
Underwear should be worn on the inside 20
The Christmas Pageant does not stink 20
I will not torment the emotionally frail 20
I will not carve gods 20
I will not spank others 20
I will not aim for the head 20
I will not barf unless I'm sick 20
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 20
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge 20
I will not conduct my own fire drills 20
Funny noises are not funny 20
I will not spin the turtle 20
I will not snap bras 20
I will not fake seizures 20
+ I will not torment the emotionally frail
- Funny noises are not funny
I am not a dentist 20
Spitwads are not free speech 15
Nobody likes sunburn slappers 20
High explosives and school don't mix 20
I will not bribe Principal Skinner 20
I will not squeak chalk (Chalk squeaks as he writes) 20
I will finish what I sta... 25
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 20
I will not fake rabies 20
Underwear should be worn on the inside 20
The Christmas Pageant does not stink 20
I will not torment the emotionally frail 25
I will not carve gods 20
I will not spank others 20
I will not aim for the head 20
I will not barf unless I'm sick 20
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 20
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge 20
I will not conduct my own fire drills 20
Funny noises are not funny 15
I will not spin the turtle 20
I will not snap bras 20
I will not fake seizures 20
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge -
I will not aim for the head +
I am not a dentist 20
Spitwads are not free speech 15
Nobody likes sunburn slappers 20
High explosives and school don't mix 20
I will not bribe Principal Skinner 20
I will not squeak chalk (Chalk squeaks as he writes) 20
I will finish what I sta... 25
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 20
I will not fake rabies 20
Underwear should be worn on the inside 20
The Christmas Pageant does not stink 20
I will not torment the emotionally frail 25
I will not carve gods 20
I will not spank others 20
I will not aim for the head 25
I will not barf unless I'm sick 20
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 20
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge 15
I will not conduct my own fire drills 20
Funny noises are not funny 15
I will not spin the turtle 20
I will not snap bras 20
I will not fake seizures 20
Spank +
Barf -
I am not a dentist 20
Spitwads are not free speech 15
Nobody likes sunburn slappers 20
High explosives and school don't mix 20
I will not bribe Principal Skinner 20
I will not squeak chalk (Chalk squeaks as he writes) 20
I will finish what I sta... 25
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 20
I will not fake rabies 20
Underwear should be worn on the inside 20
The Christmas Pageant does not stink 20
I will not torment the emotionally frail 25
I will not carve gods 20
I will not spank others 25
I will not aim for the head 25
I will not barf unless I'm sick 15
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 20
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge 15
I will not conduct my own fire drills 20
Funny noises are not funny 15
I will not spin the turtle 20
I will not snap bras 20
I will not fake seizures 20
+ I will finish what I sta...
- Funny noises are not funny
I am not a dentist 20
Spitwads are not free speech 15
Nobody likes sunburn slappers 20
High explosives and school don't mix 20
I will not bribe Principal Skinner 20
I will not squeak chalk (Chalk squeaks as he writes) 20
I will finish what I sta... 30
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 20
I will not fake rabies 20
Underwear should be worn on the inside 20
The Christmas Pageant does not stink 20
I will not torment the emotionally frail 25
I will not carve gods 20
I will not spank others 25
I will not aim for the head 25
I will not barf unless I'm sick 15
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 20
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge 15
I will not conduct my own fire drills 20
Funny noises are not funny 10
I will not spin the turtle 20
I will not snap bras 20
I will not fake seizures 20




-I will not barf unless I'm sick
+ Bart Bucks" are not legal tender
I am not a dentist 20
Spitwads are not free speech 15
Nobody likes sunburn slappers 20
High explosives and school don't mix 20
I will not bribe Principal Skinner 20
I will not squeak chalk (Chalk squeaks as he writes) 20
I will finish what I sta... 30
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 25
I will not fake rabies 20
Underwear should be worn on the inside 20
The Christmas Pageant does not stink 20
I will not torment the emotionally frail 25
I will not carve gods 20
I will not spank others 25
I will not aim for the head 25
I will not barf unless I'm sick 10
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 20
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge 15
I will not conduct my own fire drills 20
Funny noises are not funny 10
I will not spin the turtle 20
I will not snap bras 20
I will not fake seizures 20
- Spitwads
+ Finish what i sta
I am not a dentist 20
Spitwads are not free speech 10
Nobody likes sunburn slappers 20
High explosives and school don't mix 20
I will not bribe Principal Skinner 20
I will not squeak chalk (Chalk squeaks as he writes) 20
I will finish what I sta... 35
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 25
I will not fake rabies 20
Underwear should be worn on the inside 20
The Christmas Pageant does not stink 20
I will not torment the emotionally frail 25
I will not carve gods 20
I will not spank others 25
I will not aim for the head 25
I will not barf unless I'm sick 10
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 20
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge 15
I will not conduct my own fire drills 20
Funny noises are not funny 10
I will not spin the turtle 20
I will not snap bras 20
I will not fake seizures 20
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender +
Underwear should be worn on the inside -
I am not a dentist 20
Spitwads are not free speech 10
Nobody likes sunburn slappers 20
High explosives and school don't mix 20
I will not bribe Principal Skinner 20
I will not squeak chalk (Chalk squeaks as he writes) 20
I will finish what I sta... 35
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 30
I will not fake rabies 20
Underwear should be worn on the inside 15
I will not torment the emotionally frail 25
I will not carve gods 20
I will not spank others 25
I will not aim for the head 25
I will not barf unless I'm sick 10
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 20
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge 15
I will not conduct my own fire drills 20
Funny noises are not funny 10
I will not spin the turtle 20
I will not snap bras 20
I will not fake seizures 20




-I will not barf unless I'm sick
+ Bart Bucks" are not legal tender
I am not a dentist 20
Spitwads are not free speech 10
Nobody likes sunburn slappers 20
High explosives and school don't mix 20
I will not bribe Principal Skinner 20
I will not squeak chalk (Chalk squeaks as he writes) 20
I will finish what I sta... 35
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 35
I will not fake rabies 20
Underwear should be worn on the inside 15
I will not torment the emotionally frail 25
I will not carve gods 20
I will not spank others 25
I will not aim for the head 25
I will not barf unless I'm sick 5
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 20
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge 15
I will not conduct my own fire drills 20
Funny noises are not funny 10
I will not spin the turtle 20
I will not snap bras 20
I will not fake seizures 20
-I will not barf unless I'm sick
+ Seizures
I am not a dentist 20
Spitwads are not free speech 10
Nobody likes sunburn slappers 20
High explosives and school don't mix 20
I will not bribe Principal Skinner 20
I will not squeak chalk (Chalk squeaks as he writes) 20
I will finish what I sta... 35
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 35
I will not fake rabies 20
Underwear should be worn on the inside 15
I will not torment the emotionally frail 25
I will not carve gods 20
I will not spank others 25
I will not aim for the head 25
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 20
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge 15
I will not conduct my own fire drills 20
Funny noises are not funny 10
I will not spin the turtle 20
I will not snap bras 20
I will not fake seizures 25
Kids, let me tell you about another so-called ``wicked'' guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was...
I forget. But the point is... I forget that, too. Marge, you know what I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car?
-- Homer's parable of the guy in the blue car, ``Homer the Heretic''
Ralph: I Won! I Won!
Principal Skinner: No Ralph this means you're failing English
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.








+ "Bart Bucks"
- Funny noises
I am not a dentist 20
Spitwads are not free speech 10
Nobody likes sunburn slappers 20
High explosives and school don't mix 20
I will not bribe Principal Skinner 20
I will not squeak chalk (Chalk squeaks as he writes) 20
I will finish what I sta... 35
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 40
I will not fake rabies 20
Underwear should be worn on the inside 15
I will not torment the emotionally frail 25
I will not carve gods 20
I will not spank others 25
I will not aim for the head 25
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 20
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge 15
I will not conduct my own fire drills 20
Funny noises are not funny 5
I will not spin the turtle 20
I will not snap bras 20
I will not fake seizures 25
Faculty +
Turtle -
I am not a dentist 20
Spitwads are not free speech 10
Nobody likes sunburn slappers 20
High explosives and school don't mix 20
I will not bribe Principal Skinner 20
I will not squeak chalk (Chalk squeaks as he writes) 20
I will finish what I sta... 35
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 40
I will not fake rabies 20
Underwear should be worn on the inside 15
I will not torment the emotionally frail 25
I will not carve gods 20
I will not spank others 25
I will not aim for the head 25
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 25
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge 15
I will not conduct my own fire drills 20
Funny noises are not funny 5
I will not spin the turtle 15
I will not snap bras 20
I will not fake seizures 25
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender +
Underwear should be worn on the inside -
I am not a dentist 20
Spitwads are not free speech 10
Nobody likes sunburn slappers 20
High explosives and school don't mix 20
I will not bribe Principal Skinner 20
I will not squeak chalk (Chalk squeaks as he writes) 20
I will finish what I sta... 35
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 45
I will not fake rabies 20
Underwear should be worn on the inside 10
I will not torment the emotionally frail 25
I will not carve gods 20
I will not spank others 25
I will not aim for the head 25
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 25
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge 15
I will not conduct my own fire drills 20
Funny noises are not funny 5
I will not spin the turtle 15
I will not snap bras 20
I will not fake seizures 25
Finish what I sta... +
Spitwads -
I am not a dentist 20
Spitwads are not free speech 5
Nobody likes sunburn slappers 20
High explosives and school don't mix 20
I will not bribe Principal Skinner 20
I will not squeak chalk (Chalk squeaks as he writes) 20
I will finish what I sta... 40
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 45
I will not fake rabies 20
Underwear should be worn on the inside 10
I will not torment the emotionally frail 25
I will not carve gods 20
I will not spank others 25
I will not aim for the head 25
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 25
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge 15
I will not conduct my own fire drills 20
Funny noises are not funny 5
I will not spin the turtle 15
I will not snap bras 20
I will not fake seizures 25




"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender +
Funny noises are not funny - (Gone)
I am not a dentist 20
Spitwads are not free speech 5
Nobody likes sunburn slappers 20
High explosives and school don't mix 20
I will not bribe Principal Skinner 20
I will not squeak chalk (Chalk squeaks as he writes) 20
I will finish what I sta... 40
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 50
I will not fake rabies 20
Underwear should be worn on the inside 10
I will not torment the emotionally frail 25
I will not carve gods 20
I will not spank others 25
I will not aim for the head 25
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 25
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge 15
I will not conduct my own fire drills 20
I will not spin the turtle 15
I will not snap bras 20
I will not fake seizures 25








+ "Bart Bucks"
- Spin the Turtle
I am not a dentist 20
Spitwads are not free speech 5
Nobody likes sunburn slappers 20
High explosives and school don't mix 20
I will not bribe Principal Skinner 20
I will not squeak chalk (Chalk squeaks as he writes) 20
I will finish what I sta... 40
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 55
I will not fake rabies 20
Underwear should be worn on the inside 10
I will not torment the emotionally frail 25
I will not carve gods 20
I will not spank others 25
I will not aim for the head 25
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 25
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge 15
I will not conduct my own fire drills 20
I will not spin the turtle 10
I will not snap bras 20
I will not fake seizures 25
+ Seizures
- Underwear
I am not a dentist 20
Spitwads are not free speech 5
Nobody likes sunburn slappers 20
High explosives and school don't mix 20
I will not bribe Principal Skinner 20
I will not squeak chalk (Chalk squeaks as he writes) 20
I will finish what I sta... 40
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 55
I will not fake rabies 20
Underwear should be worn on the inside 5
I will not torment the emotionally frail 25
I will not carve gods 20
I will not spank others 25
I will not aim for the head 25
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 25
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge 15
I will not conduct my own fire drills 20
I will not spin the turtle 10
I will not snap bras 20
I will not fake seizures 30
+Finish what i sta...
- Spitwads (gone)
I am not a dentist 20
Nobody likes sunburn slappers 20
High explosives and school don't mix 20
I will not bribe Principal Skinner 20
I will not squeak chalk (Chalk squeaks as he writes) 20
I will finish what I sta... 45
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 55
I will not fake rabies 20
Underwear should be worn on the inside 5
I will not torment the emotionally frail 25
I will not carve gods 20
I will not spank others 25
I will not aim for the head 25
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 25
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge 15
I will not conduct my own fire drills 20
I will not spin the turtle 10
I will not snap bras 20
I will not fake seizures 30
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender +
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge -
I am not a dentist 20
Nobody likes sunburn slappers 20
High explosives and school don't mix 20
I will not bribe Principal Skinner 20
I will not squeak chalk (Chalk squeaks as he writes) 20
I will finish what I sta... 45
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 60
I will not fake rabies 20
Underwear should be worn on the inside 5
I will not torment the emotionally frail 25
I will not carve gods 20
I will not spank others 25
I will not aim for the head 25
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 25
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge 10
I will not conduct my own fire drills 20
I will not spin the turtle 10
I will not snap bras 20
I will not fake seizures 30




- Underwear should be worn on the inside (Gone)
+ "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender
I am not a dentist 20
Nobody likes sunburn slappers 20
High explosives and school don't mix 20
I will not bribe Principal Skinner 20
I will not squeak chalk (Chalk squeaks as he writes) 20
I will finish what I sta... 45
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 65
I will not fake rabies 20
I will not torment the emotionally frail 25
I will not carve gods 20
I will not spank others 25
I will not aim for the head 25
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 25
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge 10
I will not conduct my own fire drills 20
I will not spin the turtle 10
I will not snap bras 20
I will not fake seizures 30








+ Bart Bucks
- Spin Turtle
I am not a dentist 20
Nobody likes sunburn slappers 20
High explosives and school don't mix 20
I will not bribe Principal Skinner 20
I will not squeak chalk (Chalk squeaks as he writes) 20
I will finish what I sta... 45
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 70
I will not fake rabies 20
I will not torment the emotionally frail 25
I will not carve gods 20
I will not spank others 25
I will not aim for the head 25
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 25
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge 10
I will not conduct my own fire drills 20
I will not spin the turtle 5
I will not snap bras 20
I will not fake seizures 30
+Seizures
-Chalk
I am not a dentist 20
Nobody likes sunburn slappers 20
High explosives and school don't mix 20
I will not bribe Principal Skinner 20
I will not squeak chalk (Chalk squeaks as he writes) 15
I will finish what I sta... 45
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 70
I will not fake rabies 20
I will not torment the emotionally frail 25
I will not carve gods 20
I will not spank others 25
I will not aim for the head 25
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 25
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge 10
I will not conduct my own fire drills 20
I will not spin the turtle 5
I will not snap bras 20
I will not fake seizures 35
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender +
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge -
I am not a dentist 20
Nobody likes sunburn slappers 20
High explosives and school don't mix 20
I will not bribe Principal Skinner 20
I will not squeak chalk (Chalk squeaks as he writes) 15
I will finish what I sta... 45
"Bart Bucks" are not legal tender 75
I will not fake rabies 20
I will not torment the emotionally frail 25
I will not carve gods 20
I will not spank others 25
I will not aim for the head 25
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty 25
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge 5
I will not conduct my own fire drills 20
I will not spin the turtle 5
I will not snap bras 20
I will not fake seizures 35
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