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  1. 08-05-2009, 05:41 AM #211
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    Kids, let me tell you about another so-called ``wicked'' guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was...
    I forget. But the point is... I forget that, too. Marge, you know what I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car?

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    Might give this a day or two more if "Woman" stays this far ahead
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    Dynamo please read the rules before posting. You add and minus 5 from each, not one.

    Correct tallies now, with my additions and subtractions:

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    I am now declaring "I am not a 32 year old woman" as the winner of the Season 2 Chalkboard Gags. The final two can fight it out for second place.

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    Can't we just declare Fifth Amendment the winner?
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    Can't we just declare Fifth Amendment the winner?
    Well it would have second place, but I'll give it a day more.

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