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  1. 06-27-2009, 02:01 AM #1
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    Caulkboard Gag Elimination Season by Season

    OK well its the same idea as the episodes version, just add 5 from1 gag ad remove 5 from the other

    +chalk
    -instigate revolution

    I will not waste chalk 25
    I will not skateboard in the halls 20
    I will not burp in class 20
    I will not instigate revolution 15
    I will not draw naked ladies in class 20
    I did not see Elvis 20
    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" 20
    Garlic gum is not fun 20
    They are laughing at me, not with me 20
    I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom 20

    CAN A MOD PLEASE SORT OUT THE TITLE, THERES A TYPO
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  2. 06-27-2009, 04:22 AM #2
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    I don't think the typo really matters.

    This elimination is kinda pointless, but because I'm bored stiff right now:

    - Skateboard
    + Uh... elvis I suppose

    I will not waste chalk 25
    I will not skateboard in the halls 15
    I will not burp in class 20
    I will not instigate revolution 15
    I will not draw naked ladies in class 20
    I did not see Elvis 25
    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" 20
    Garlic gum is not fun 20
    They are laughing at me, not with me 20
    I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom 20
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    +naked ladies
    - elvis

    I will not waste chalk 25
    I will not skateboard in the halls 15
    I will not burp in class 20
    I will not instigate revolution 15
    I will not draw naked ladies in class 25
    I did not see Elvis 20
    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" 20
    Garlic gum is not fun 20
    They are laughing at me, not with me 20
    I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom 20

    Quote Originally Posted by Spider Pig1 View Post

    CAN A MOD PLEASE SORT OUT THE TITLE, THERES A TYPO
    fixed
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  4. 06-27-2009, 04:48 AM #4
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    great, now its caulkboard
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  5. 06-27-2009, 05:08 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamie View Post
    fixed
    Quote Originally Posted by Spider Pig1 View Post
    great, now its caulkboard
    Classic

    I will not waste chalk 25
    I will not skateboard in the halls 10
    I will not burp in class 20
    I will not instigate revolution 15
    I will not draw naked ladies in class 30
    I did not see Elvis 20
    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" 20
    Garlic gum is not fun 20
    They are laughing at me, not with me 20
    I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom 20
    "Look, Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And i'm not out of order! You're out of order. The whole freaking system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! Because when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo, that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge. It's Chinatown!" - Homer's rant.
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  6. 06-27-2009, 05:45 AM #6
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    + fire
    - hot cakes

    I will not waste chalk 25
    I will not skateboard in the halls 10
    I will not burp in class 20
    I will not instigate revolution 15
    I will not draw naked ladies in class 30
    I did not see Elvis 20
    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" 15
    Garlic gum is not fun 20
    They are laughing at me, not with me 20
    I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom 25
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  7. 06-27-2009, 06:05 AM #7
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    Nice idea SpiderPig
    Awesome work Jamie

    + chalk
    - Garlic gum

    I will not waste chalk 30
    I will not skateboard in the halls 10
    I will not burp in class 20
    I will not instigate revolution 15
    I will not draw naked ladies in class 30
    I did not see Elvis 20
    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" 15
    Garlic gum is not fun 15
    They are laughing at me, not with me 20
    I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom 25
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  8. 06-27-2009, 06:06 AM #8
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    i think we should make it so you can vote 3 times a day, but not consecutivly
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  9. 06-27-2009, 06:07 AM #9
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    +burp in class
    -revolution

    I will not waste chalk 30
    I will not skateboard in the halls 10
    I will not burp in class 25
    I will not instigate revolution 10
    I will not draw naked ladies in class 30
    I did not see Elvis 20
    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" 15
    Garlic gum is not fun 15
    They are laughing at me, not with me 20
    I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom 25
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  10. 06-27-2009, 06:47 AM #10
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    I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom -
    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" +

    I will not waste chalk 30
    I will not skateboard in the halls 10
    I will not burp in class 25
    I will not instigate revolution 10
    I will not draw naked ladies in class 30
    I did not see Elvis 20
    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" 20
    Garlic gum is not fun 15
    They are laughing at me, not with me 20
    I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom 20


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  11. 06-27-2009, 08:22 PM #11
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    Good idea Spiderpig

    +Ladies
    -Garlic

    I will not waste chalk 30
    I will not skateboard in the halls 10
    I will not burp in class 25
    I will not instigate revolution 10
    I will not draw naked ladies in class 35
    I did not see Elvis 20
    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" 20
    Garlic gum is not fun 10
    They are laughing at me, not with me 20
    I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom 20
    Kids, let me tell you about another so-called ``wicked'' guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was...
    I forget. But the point is... I forget that, too. Marge, you know what I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car?

    -- Homer's parable of the guy in the blue car, ``Homer the Heretic''

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    + fire
    - burp

    I will not waste chalk 30
    I will not skateboard in the halls 10
    I will not burp in class 20
    I will not instigate revolution 10
    I will not draw naked ladies in class 35
    I did not see Elvis 20
    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" 20
    Garlic gum is not fun 10
    They are laughing at me, not with me 20
    I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom 25
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    +garlic gum
    -instigate


    I will not waste chalk 30
    I will not skateboard in the halls 10
    I will not burp in class 20
    I will not instigate revolution 5
    I will not draw naked ladies in class 35
    I did not see Elvis 20
    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" 20
    Garlic gum is not fun 15
    They are laughing at me, not with me 20
    I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom 25
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    + gum
    - revolution

    I will not waste chalk 30
    I will not skateboard in the halls 10
    I will not burp in class 20
    I will not draw naked ladies in class 35
    I did not see Elvis 20
    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" 20
    Garlic gum is not fun 20
    They are laughing at me, not with me 20
    I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom 25
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    - gum
    + laughing

    I will not waste chalk 30
    I will not skateboard in the halls 10
    I will not burp in class 20
    I will not draw naked ladies in class 35
    I did not see Elvis 20
    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" 20
    Garlic gum is not fun 15
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    I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom 25
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    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" +
    I will not skateboard in the halls -

    I will not waste chalk 30
    I will not skateboard in the halls 5
    I will not burp in class 20
    I will not draw naked ladies in class 35
    I did not see Elvis 20
    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" 25
    Garlic gum is not fun 15
    They are laughing at me, not with me 25
    I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom 25
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  17. 06-28-2009, 07:47 AM #17
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    naked ladies +
    skatboard (eliminated) -

    I will not waste chalk 30
    I will not burp in class 20
    I will not draw naked ladies in class 40
    I did not see Elvis 20
    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" 25
    Garlic gum is not fun 15
    They are laughing at me, not with me 25
    I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom 25
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    + burp
    -naked ladies

    I will not waste chalk 30
    I will not burp in class 25
    I will not draw naked ladies in class 35
    I did not see Elvis 20
    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" 25
    Garlic gum is not fun 15
    They are laughing at me, not with me 25
    I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom 25
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    + chalk
    - Garlic gum

    I will not waste chalk 35
    I will not burp in class 25
    I will not draw naked ladies in class 35
    I did not see Elvis 20
    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" 25
    Garlic gum is not fun 10
    They are laughing at me, not with me 25
    I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom 25
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    + naked ladies
    - Garlic gum

    I will not waste chalk 35
    I will not burp in class 25
    I will not draw naked ladies in class 40
    I did not see Elvis 20
    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" 25
    Garlic gum is not fun 5
    They are laughing at me, not with me 25
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    + naked ladies
    - Garlic gum (eliminated)

    I will not waste chalk 35
    I will not burp in class 25
    I will not draw naked ladies in class 45
    I did not see Elvis 20
    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" 25
    They are laughing at me, not with me 25
    I will not yell "Fire!" in a crowded classroom 25
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    wtf is a caulkboard? i know of caulk...and I know of boards...but not of the two together
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    +Naked
    -Ladies

    I will not waste chalk 35
    I will not burp in class 25
    I will not draw naked ladies in class 50
    I did not see Elvis 20
    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" 25
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Sovereign View Post
    wtf is a caulkboard? i know of caulk...and I know of boards...but not of the two together
    dunno ask Jamie

    -ladies
    +burp

    I will not waste chalk 35
    I will not burp in class 30
    I will not draw naked ladies in class 45
    I did not see Elvis 20
    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" 25
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    -laughing
    + naked

    I will not waste chalk 35
    I will not burp in class 30
    I will not draw naked ladies in class 50
    I did not see Elvis 20
    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" 25
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    +burp
    -laughing

    I will not waste chalk 35
    I will not burp in class 35
    I will not draw naked ladies in class 50
    I did not see Elvis 20
    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" 25
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    + naked
    -laughing

    I will not waste chalk 35
    I will not burp in class 35
    I will not draw naked ladies in class 55
    I did not see Elvis 20
    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" 25
    They are laughing at me, not with me 5
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    -naked
    +burp

    I will not waste chalk 35
    I will not burp in class 40
    I will not draw naked ladies in class 50
    I did not see Elvis 20
    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" 25
    They are laughing at me, not with me 5
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    + naked
    - laughing (eliminated)

    I will not waste chalk 35
    I will not burp in class 40
    I will not draw naked ladies in class 55
    I did not see Elvis 20
    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" 25
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    -naked
    +burp

    I will not waste chalk 35
    I will not burp in class 45
    I will not draw naked ladies in class 50
    I did not see Elvis 20
    I will not call my teacher "Hot Cakes" 25
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