Chalkboard Gags (Season 1)

[Metaxel]

Hello there, this is Metaxel here, and here is the stuff Bart writes on the chalkboards during the theme songs from season 1. Also yes this forum was in itchy and scratchy studios first, but i am new here so i didnt know. People kept telling me to put the forum in general disscusions. So i am.

SEASON 1

Episode 1: Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire
(There is no theme song for this episode)

Episode 2: Bart The Genius
I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK
I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK
I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK
I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK
I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK
I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK

Episode 3: Homer's Odyssey
I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD
IN THE HALLS
I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD
IN THE HALLS
I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD
IN THE HALLS

Episode 3: There's No Disgrace Like Home
I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS
I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS
I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS
I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS
I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS

Episode 4: Bart The General
(This episode doesn't have a chalkboard gag)

Episode 5: Moaning Lisa
I WILL NOT INSTIGATE
REVOLUTION
I WILL NOT INSTIGATE
REVOLUTION
I WILL NOT INSTIGATE
REVOLUTION

Episode 6: The Call Of The Simpsons
I WILL NOT DRAW NAKED
LADIES IN CLASS
I WILL NOT DRAW NAKED
LADIES IN CLASS
I WILL NOT DRAW NAKED
LADIES IN CLASS

Episode 7: The Telltale Head
I DID NOT SEE ELVIS
I DID NOT SEE ELVIS
I DID NOT SEE ELVIS
I DID NOT SEE ELVIS
I DID NOT SEE ELVIS
I DID NOT SEE ELVIS

Episode 8: Life On The Fast Lane
(This episode doesn't have a chalkboard gag)

Episode 9: Homer's Night Out
I WILL NOT CALL MY
TEACHER "HOT CAKES"
I WILL NOT CALL MY
TEACHER "HOT CAKES"
I WILL NOT CALL MY
TEACHER "HOT CAKES"

Episode 10: The Crepes Of Wrath
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY

Episode 11: Krusty Gets Busted
THEY ARE LAUGHING AT
ME, NOT WITH ME.
THEY ARE LAUGHING AT
ME, NOT WITH ME.
THEY ARE LAUGHING AT
ME, NOT WITH ME.

Episode 12: Some Enchanted Evening
I WILL NOT YELL 'FIRE!' IN A
CROWDED CLASSROOM
I WILL NOT YELL 'FIRE!' IN A
CROWDED CLASSROOM
I WILL NOT YELL 'FIRE!' IN A
CROWDED CLASSROOM
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Well that is season 1's chalkboard gags. Be ready because season 2's chalkboard gags will be coming soon. Fell free to message me if you have any request's for me to put up.
-Your friend,
Metaxel

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What is the point of these threads?

[Metaxel]

Just so people can see what Bart was writing during the theme songs because those make people laugh. Thats all.

[sung]

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/lists/blackboard

[Granto]

There are Wikipedia pages that already state them

[freeursoul28]

These are one of my favorite parts about the show, waiting to see what the writers are coming up with next.

[Castinglove]

Unless this already exists, why not turn this into a thread asking people what they're favourite chalkboard gag is from each season.

My favourite from season one is probably "I will not waste chalk".
It's funny i used to be really interested in chalkboard gags but now I usually forget to even read them.

[Universal Polymath]

Listing all the chalkboard gags is probably unnecessary. I like reading through them all on one page like this, but this really isn't the right place for it.

But if you insist on posting these, you don't have to post each one multiple times in that obnoxious block-lettering. Now that is unnecessary.

[Gatorgod]

Since the opening was upgraded, Why isn't Bart using a Marker on a white wipey board?
Who uses chalkboards anymore?

[Granto]

Listing all the chalkboard gags is probably unnecessary. I like reading through them all on one page like this, but this really isn't the right place for it.

But if you insist on posting these, you don't have to post each one multiple times in that obnoxious block-lettering. Now that is unnecessary.

This guys whole account is unnecessary