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  1. 05-16-2009, 08:59 PM #1
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    favorite ralph wiggum quotes

    what are yours? here are mine
    "Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers. "
    " I bent my wookie. "
    "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to wet my pants."
    "Slow down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours. "
    "When I grow up I wanna be a Principal or a Caterpillar."
    "My cat's breath smells like cat food."
    "Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulders."
    "When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University."
    "Me fail English? That's unpossible.'
    "The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there."
    "And when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."
    "miss hoover, the worm went in my mouth and then I ate it can I have a new one"
    "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."
    I glued my head to my shoulders


    I'm just like Smithers!
    I'm Smithers, who are you? by NoHomers.net
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    Hi Bart, I know you from school
    We got no food, we got no jobs, our PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!
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    You forgot the best: Tastes like burning!!
    "I shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot..."
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    I can't remember it word-for-word but I love the one that's like, "Miss Hoover, you have Lyme disease. I drew a spirochete." and so on. I like that one because I actually have lyme disease and it's not psychosomatic. I also love the "Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers", and (where he talks about the leprechaun) "He tells me to burn things!"
    "This just in, Powersauce is amazing!"
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  5. 05-17-2009, 05:21 PM #5
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    Ralph had a lot of good lines in the early series.

    "Super Nintendo Chalmers" is my favourite, though.
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  7. 05-17-2009, 05:30 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cash Kerouac View Post
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    "I feel like a chicken already! I just laid an egg!"
    "Dying Tickles!"
    "Can you open my milk, Mommy?"
    "I like men now"
    "You're going to heaven!"
    The reality is that both your post and his should be bannable offenses. Pure ignorance about the show's current-day content is just as offensive as wearing blinders to mediocrity and openly praising everything.
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    he has many funny ones, but the most memorable for me is this one

    "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"


    "Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away ..."
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    Awesome pic Cash
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    My sig contains his best one.
    Kids, let me tell you about another so-called ``wicked'' guy. He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was...
    I forget. But the point is... I forget that, too. Marge, you know what I'm talking about. He used to drive that blue car?

    -- Homer's parable of the guy in the blue car, ``Homer the Heretic''

    Ralph: I Won! I Won!
    Principal Skinner: No Ralph this means you're failing English
    Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.
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  12. 05-18-2009, 04:21 AM #12
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    Nah, SNESChalmers wins easily.
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  13. 05-18-2009, 06:25 AM #13
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    I always loved this one:

    Lunchlady Doris: At last the world is safe, eh, Fallout Boy?
    Ralph: What's for lunch tomorrow?
    Director: Next!
    Ralph: Chicken necks?
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  14. 05-18-2009, 08:58 AM #14
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    Super Nintendo Chalmers is a classic, despite it being a season 10 line.

    My favorite one, on the other hand, has to be:

    RALPH: "I almost died."
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    When he used to do the "best time ever" stories as a quick cut in joke, when he got worms removed...when he got eye surgery etc...those always used to make me laugh a lot.

    The cat's name is mittens blurb, cook my dinner for me, and snagglepuss are two of my favorites. I'm also very partial to the sleep that's were I'm a viking line because of the mildly funny fan-speculation that came from it over the nature of what he means.

    There's others but I can't remember completely, one old one where someone says something and he just randomly screams and runs away always got me but that's all I can remember. Kinda miffed I can't remember since he's supposed to be my favorite character. lol I don't watch em' as much as I used to though.
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    I can't take credit for the pic. A friend sent it to me a long time ago, but it cracked me up at the time.
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    _"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."

    _"Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers. "

    _"I like men now"
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  18. 05-19-2009, 09:22 PM #18
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    SNESChalmers ftw
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    I think the Simpsons movie had some good one liners from him.

    Awh blow back.

    And Yeah it was lame, But it was good.

    I like men now
    I'm formal. But I'm here to party.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zitro View Post
    _"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."
    "The baby looked at you?" (Chief Wiggum)

    LOL I had forgotten about that line.
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    Ralph is one of my least liked characters now. He used to be used brilliantly, but now it seems they like to use him if they can't think of anything clever to write. 'Just stick Ralph in and make him say something random'
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    Here's a couple: "I'm a unitard!"

    but my fave is probably from Lisa the Skeptic: "Prinskipper-skipple, I've found something!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by globalhypermeganet View Post
    but my fave is probably from Lisa the Skeptic: "Prinskipper-skipple, I've found something!"
    Miss Hoover: That's your trowel blade, Ralph, it fell off the handle.
    Ralph: And I found it!
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    Ralph: Now I'm the Lisa!

    *

    Marge pats Raplh on the shoulder.

    Ralph: Daddy! She's touching my special area!

    *

    Ralph: Ms. Hoover? I don't have any paste.

    Ms. Hoover: Did you eat it?

    Ralph (tube of paste stuck to his teeth): No, ma'am

    *

    And my favorite...

    Ralph: Oh, boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!
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  25. 05-22-2009, 09:18 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendoza View Post
    I always loved this one:

    Lunchlady Doris: At last the world is safe, eh, Fallout Boy?
    Ralph: What's for lunch tomorrow?
    Director: Next!
    Ralph: Chicken necks?
    That's probably my favorite, along with "Can you open my milk, mommy?"

    Really though, I've never been a big fan of Ralph.
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    "my cat's breath smells like cat food" has always been my favourite
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    Ralph: I found a moon rock in my nose.
    Bart: Housten, we have a booger.

    Great!
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  28. 05-25-2009, 03:16 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by LisaFan17 View Post
    Ralph: Now I'm the Lisa!
    What episode what that from?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacob041593 View Post
    What episode what that from?
    Actually, it's Ralph saying "Now Lisa's the Ralph." It's from The Monkey Suit.
    You can do anything if you put your mind to it.

    Everything happens for a reason.

    Just be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.

    Don't worry about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
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    "Look Daddy! A Whale egg"
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