I'm horrible with sitcom-style writing. The Simpsons and Arthur are the only TV shows to ever master the genre. I'm going to try as hard as I can to make something that wont seem cartoonish, like my Land of Chocolate fanfiction. In order to still capture some Ren and Stimpy-esque cartoonish material, I'm making a cartoonish and disgusting plot. Just read the title.
Bart and Lisa [at the same time]: Can we please rent a scary movie?
Marge: No! You're not old enough for that kind of post-apocalyptic horror.
Bart: We saw WALL-E.
Marge: It's different with WALL-E. It's impossible for the Earth to be covered
Lisa: What about when we had to move Springfield five miles away?
*Marge looks around the room, trying to think of a quick distraction*
Marge: Let's rent a horror movie!
Bart and Lisa: YAY!
Marge: But I get to choose it.
Bart and Lisa: Awww...
Marge: What is it?
Homer: It's the scariest thing I've ever seen! A vending machine without beer! Can we rent it?
Marge: Homer, it's expensive to rent a vending machine.
Homer: I can see why! It's the scariest horror movie ever!
Maggie is pointing to a movie called The Horrible Parent.
Marge: Let's do what Maggie wants, for once.
Bart: We already did that in Mona Leaves-a.
Alarms go off, and Chief Wiggum dashes in.
Chief Wiggum: Who broke the fourth wall?
Bart: You just did, by acknowledging that the fourth wall is broken.
Chief Wiggum: Dammit!
At The Simpson house...
Narrator [in the movie]: There was once a horrible parent that never toilet trained her daughter. The daughter grew up having to change her own diapers in the bathroom stalls at school. All the kids made fun of her. She never got married, and died alone. The End
Marge: Oh my god!
Marge looks at Maggie.
To be continued...