Guess The Episode From The Quote

[D'ohmer]

Treehouse of Horror VII.
"Kids only 49 bucks."

[num-cha]

The Great Money Caper
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"Why must life be so hard?"

[Mr Johannson]

Mom and Pop Art

"I'm disrupting the learning process... and I love it!"

[num-cha]

I believe that was Bart in Duffless
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Yeah, every muscle in my body is getting a workout, especially my
big fat mouth.

[D'ohmer]

The Great Money Caper
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"Why must life be so hard?"

Actually, mine was THOH XVII. It was in the second segment when Krusty showed Bart a museum that was very expensive.

[Mr Johannson]

I believe that was Bart in Duffless
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Yeah, every muscle in my body is getting a workout, especially my
big fat mouth.

King Size Homer

"As you may have guessed, it's inhabited by the ghost of my friends dead father."

[num-cha]

I believe that was Moe in Simpsons Spin-off Showcase
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It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end

[Tamaki Suoh]

Life on the Fast Lane

"Do you get the feeling this family is disintegrating?"

[num-cha]

I believe that was Lisa in $pringfield
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Stop that, you're hurting it.

[CousinMerl]

This Little Wiggy

"Yeah, you're right, Moe, you're always Moe."

[Sniper Squirrel]

Miracle on Evergreen Terrace

"He thinks he's papal"

[Mr Johannson]

I assume you mean 'people'.
The line was used at least twice, in "Sweet Seymour Skinners Baadassssss Song" and "Bart Gets An Elephant".

"So long Superman. You're secret identity is safe with me."

[Sniper Squirrel]

Mr Plow

"Hey, who pulled the pin on this one?"

[Tamaki Suoh]

Sideshow Bob Roberts

"Try to eat something."

[I-CloWn-I]

Bart vs List vs the 3rd Grade
"My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star"

im sorry guys i was reading a question on the first page when i answered this
i do belive this is the answer to the last question on the first page
dont ask me why i just now came back to correct it...lol

[Mr Johannson]

Sideshow Bob Roberts

"Try to eat something."

Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk.

"I stowed it safely in the overhead compartment"

[Sniper Squirrel]

"Marge's Fear of Flying"

"You said I lured children into my gingerbread house"

[Robbie]

Trash of the Titans

"This pickle you're offering only sweetens the deal."

[Sana]

"Children of a Lesser Clod".

"The al ighty ollar...?"

"He thinks he's papal"

I assume you mean 'people'.

No, it's "papal". It's a pun on the phrase "he thinks he's people", papal being an adjective meaning "having to do with the pope".

Homer says this line when Santa's Little Helper dresses in some sort of religious garment in the episode where Homer sues the church if I recall correctly.

[Mr Johannson]

Oh, OK. That makes sense.
Thats why I shouldn't assume.

[Sniper Squirrel]

"The al ighty ollar...?"

Team Homer

"Lady, you're all right"

[Mr Johannson]

2 Dozen and One Greyhounds

"If I had a girlfriend she'd kill me!"

[Sniper Squirrel]

Krusty gets Kancelled

"I felt the same thing when Lyndon Johnson died"

[lovedartsandsimpsons]

Bart The Fink.

"But you told us to recycle".

[Doh]

The Old Man And The Lisa

"Money can be exchanged for goods and services!"

[sung]

Boy Scoutz N' Hood

"He writes the way people talk!"

[Sniper Squirrel]

Summer of 4 foot 2

"He's thinking what we're all saying"

[Mr Johannson]

Eight Misbehavin'

"Whose to say whats right these days? With all our modern ideas. And products."

[Chicken]

Bart Gets an Elephant

"a century of neglect has turned this tombstone into a depressing eyesore."

[Tamaki Suoh]

Saturdays of Thunder

"He unholied the holy water!"