Monty Burn's New Groove

[Sexy Beast]

The Simpson house


'Marge is in the kitchen and Bart is following her around the house"


Bart: But Mom Why should I be grounded? All I did is buy a condo in Morroco.
Marge: First of all you dont even know where Morroco is.
Bart: Yeah but the name sounds so cool.
Marge: Second of all your wasting your Father's money. He works so hard you know he's even working at this very moment.

Moe's Tavern
"A very drunk Homer Simpson is ranting"
Homer: You know who I love? Harry Potter. He makes kids with glasses look cool.
Moe: Oh no not Homer's drunk speech about Harry Potter again.
Carl: Well at least its not his drunk speech about Papa Smurf.
Homer: I can relate a lot to Harry Potter. We Both are downright heroes and we also have long beautiful hair.
Moe: Um Homer shouldnt you be getting to work?
Homer: Work? Work is for slobs and fatasses. Real men sit in bars all day.
Barney: He's got a point Moe.
" Homer looks at his watch and gets a nervous look on his face."

Homer: On the other hand maybe I should get to work.
"Homer leaves quickly."
Barney: There goes a true american hero.


"Mr. Burn's office"

Smithers: Homer Simpson was late agian sir.
Mr. Burns: Who?
Smithers: The Saftey Inspector.
Mr Burns: When did we get a saftey inspector? Anyways how late was this New Saftey Inspector?
Smithers: He was 5 hours late sir.
Mr. Burns: That is unnacepttable!!1 Im the only one who's allowed to be late 5 hours!!!!!
" Mr Burn's palmpilot beeps"
Mr Burns: OH No!!! I havent caused pain to someone for a whole half hour!! Well I can fix that, Smithers you know what to do.
Smithers: Sir Do I have to right now?
Mr. Burns: Yes.
" Smithers jumps out of the window. Mr Burns shouts after him."
Mr. Burns: No landing in the bushes!! Thats cheating!!!!! Do it again!!!
"Smithers climbs back up the window. Pieces of glass are stuck in his arm and his nose is bleeding but nonetheless he jumps out of the window again.Mr. Burns bends over the window laughing but he bends a bit too far and falls out of the window himself."
Smithers: Sir are you ok?
Mr. Burns: Yes I'm fine thanks for asking.
Smithers: What?
Mr. Burns: I said thank you for asking. My My you look hurt why dont you go to the hospital and on your way give everybody the day off Im in a good mood today.


Simpson Home
" the family is eating dinner"

Homer: So then Mr Burns gave us the day off. Hes changed hes probobaluy trying to cover something up.
Marge: like what?
Homer: Ive been thinking abput this all day and I think hes trying to hide that hes pregnant.
marge: Homer men cant get pregnant.
Homer: Dont crush my dreams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Workplace auditorum

Mr Burns: I have an announcment.
Lenny: Oh no he probobaly cut off our food supply again.
Mr. Burns: Im handing out free money!!!!!
Homer: YESS!!!!! Free money is the best kind of money!
" Mr. Burns throws dollar bills into the crowd people start fighting for the money. Lenny pulls out a chainsaw"
Homer: Where did you get that chainsaw?
Lenny: I dont know............
"Twighlight zone music starts playing"
Homer: Maybe Mr. Burns really has changed. Well I guess Maggie doesnt have a reason to shoot him anymore.


End Of Act 1

[Gatorgod]

I'm with Lenny, I suspect somethings not as it should be!

Cant wait for act II

[Sexy Beast]

Powerplant lunch area

Carl: What do you guys think of this new Mr Burns?
Lenny: Well at least he doesnt realease the hounds on the girl scout troop.
Smithers: I find this new Mr Burns much sexier
"Everyone stares"
Smithers: I mean nicer. I wonder what changed him. Time for a flashback.
'Smithers has a flashbact to a few days ago when Mr. Burns fell out of the window."
Smithers: Of course it was the bump on the head! I should have realised it!! This kind of situation has almost become a clique!!!
Mr. Burns: Smithers lets go donate to orphans then afterwards you can help me take my bath.
Smithers: It must be my birthday!!!!
Moe's tavern

" Homer has collected the money Mr Burns threw earler. He has the money down his shirt, in his shoes, even down the front and backside of his pants"
Homer: I have so much money I have no idea what to dow with it!!
" Homer looks at a $50 bill thoughtfully then very slowly puts it into his mouth and eats it. The whole bar stares at him in awe"
Homer: Mmmmmmm It tastes like rich peoples hands and the best part is I'll be getting it back later. This way of saving money beats the crap outta ATM.
Moe: um Homer I dont think thats very good for you.
Homer: Hey!!! If i didnt do stuff that wasnt good for me I wouldnt be where I am today.
"Lisa's room"
Homer:Hey Lisa do you want some money? You can have the 50 dollar bill down Daddy's crotch.
Lisa: um no thanks Dad.
Homer: Your loss. well I gotta go to the bathroom.

'Homer runs into the bathroom and shuts the door, his voice is heard offscreen."
Homer: Woo hoo!!! I got my 50 bucks back!

Mr. Burns office

Mr Burns: isnt it such a wondurus day Smithers? I cant wait to tell my faithful employees that Im giving them Wednesday off tommorow.
Smithers: Wow Mr. Burns thats genorous.
Mr Burns: Well I am a generous man Smithers. here have some money.
" Mr Burns gives Smithers a $100 bill."

Simpson home morning
" Homer wakes up and realises hes late to work. he jumps in the car and rives as fast as he can. An old lady is walking across the street."
Homer: Hey lady move the hell over!!!!
The Powerplant
" Homer is running to his station on the way he knocks over Mr Burns. Smithers helps Mr Burns up."
Mr Burns: Get your hand off me!!! Smitheres who is this fat bastard?
Smitheres: Way to go Homer you reversed the effect!!!!
Homer: Oh no what have I done! After a life of doing smart things I do something stupid!!
Mr Burns: Come Smithers its time for you to jump out of the window.
"Smithers groans. and walks away."




The End

[Tamaki Suoh]

Pretty cool story. Some parts were really funny, ant the last two lines made me chuckle aloud. Good job.

[Gatorgod]

Its good to see Mr Burns back to his old self again
A Good read!

[pecken]

Good, but in my opinion gay Smithers is too obvious.