The Simpson house
'Marge is in the kitchen and Bart is following her around the house"
Bart: But Mom Why should I be grounded? All I did is buy a condo in Morroco.
Marge: First of all you dont even know where Morroco is.
Bart: Yeah but the name sounds so cool.
Marge: Second of all your wasting your Father's money. He works so hard you know he's even working at this very moment.
"A very drunk Homer Simpson is ranting"
Homer: You know who I love? Harry Potter. He makes kids with glasses look cool.
Moe: Oh no not Homer's drunk speech about Harry Potter again.
Carl: Well at least its not his drunk speech about Papa Smurf.
Homer: I can relate a lot to Harry Potter. We Both are downright heroes and we also have long beautiful hair.
Moe: Um Homer shouldnt you be getting to work?
Homer: Work? Work is for slobs and fatasses. Real men sit in bars all day.
Barney: He's got a point Moe.
" Homer looks at his watch and gets a nervous look on his face."
Homer: On the other hand maybe I should get to work.
"Homer leaves quickly."
Barney: There goes a true american hero.
"Mr. Burn's office"
Smithers: Homer Simpson was late agian sir.
Mr. Burns: Who?
Smithers: The Saftey Inspector.
Mr Burns: When did we get a saftey inspector? Anyways how late was this New Saftey Inspector?
Smithers: He was 5 hours late sir.
Mr. Burns: That is unnacepttable!!1 Im the only one who's allowed to be late 5 hours!!!!!
" Mr Burn's palmpilot beeps"
Mr Burns: OH No!!! I havent caused pain to someone for a whole half hour!! Well I can fix that, Smithers you know what to do.
Smithers: Sir Do I have to right now?
Mr. Burns: Yes.
" Smithers jumps out of the window. Mr Burns shouts after him."
Mr. Burns: No landing in the bushes!! Thats cheating!!!!! Do it again!!!
"Smithers climbs back up the window. Pieces of glass are stuck in his arm and his nose is bleeding but nonetheless he jumps out of the window again.Mr. Burns bends over the window laughing but he bends a bit too far and falls out of the window himself."
Smithers: Sir are you ok?
Mr. Burns: Yes I'm fine thanks for asking.
Mr. Burns: I said thank you for asking. My My you look hurt why dont you go to the hospital and on your way give everybody the day off Im in a good mood today.
" the family is eating dinner"
Homer: So then Mr Burns gave us the day off. Hes changed hes probobaluy trying to cover something up.
Marge: like what?
Homer: Ive been thinking abput this all day and I think hes trying to hide that hes pregnant.
marge: Homer men cant get pregnant.
Homer: Dont crush my dreams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr Burns: I have an announcment.
Lenny: Oh no he probobaly cut off our food supply again.
Mr. Burns: Im handing out free money!!!!!
Homer: YESS!!!!! Free money is the best kind of money!
" Mr. Burns throws dollar bills into the crowd people start fighting for the money. Lenny pulls out a chainsaw"
Homer: Where did you get that chainsaw?
Lenny: I dont know............
"Twighlight zone music starts playing"
Homer: Maybe Mr. Burns really has changed. Well I guess Maggie doesnt have a reason to shoot him anymore.
End Of Act 1