I wasn't gonna make an ACT II Part 2, but then I wasn't. Then, I thought of a good separate ACT III, so I made the Part 2...like anyone cares. Here it is:
INT.- Homer and Marge's Room
HOMER and MARGE are lying in bed.INT.- Online Battlefield
Homer, I don't think you should do this. You're not properly..."shaped" to be Duffman.
Marge, it's been my lifelong dream to be Duffman!
Your lifelong dream was to see a live taping of a sticom, and you did it 9 years ago, remember?
MARGE points to a picture of HOMER with an enormous grin on his face at a studio taping of "Spin City."
That crazy Mayor Winston...
Honestly, I think this is the queerest thing you've done.
No, it's not...Wait, queer gay or queer weird.
Mmmm...a bit of both.
INT.- Duff Fair
Oh no! A level 21! That means he has the ability to own a pet monkey!
APU'S (Pirate) MONKEY attacks BARNEY (Ninja). BARNEY screams in pain for some reason. APU laughs evilly.
Thank you, come again!
BART kills APU. A CASUAL DRESSED WOMAN has a T-Shirt on of "JELL-O."
For more information on JELL-O, click on my T-Shirt to visit our website at http://www.jell-o.com
! Have a happy JELL-O summer, Christmas, and JELLO-Ween!
BART kills the CDW and continues. He runs into MR. BURNS (Pirate).
Why hello, little Simpson. I know you're surprised, so let me explain how I got to this "internet gaming." I was on my way to-
BART kills BURNS. A SMITHERS PARROT flies over.
No, Mr. Burns!
CHIEF WIGGUM, LOU, and EDDIE walk up to a Kissing Booth.INT.- Online Battlefield
"A dollar for a kiss." Prostitution, eh? We're shutting this place down!
The Springfield cops start to smash the booth down. People crowd around the stage at the fair.
Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for everyone's favorite, Duffman!
BART eliminates RALPH (Pirate).INT.- Duff Fair
My artificial body's hit points are up!
BART runs into the last opposing member on the battlefield, MILHOUSE.
Hi, Bart! It seems we're the last living players!
I've had 78 kills! How could you get this far?
I hid behind a rock! Oh, and I doubt you have the advantage of playing this game AND being able to see Duff Fair from your house!
Let this be the final battle.
They begin to fight.
ANNOUNCERINT.- Online Battlefield
Um, once again, Duffman!
HOMER is getting dressed behind the stage.
Wait! I'm a-comin'! Aw, I knew I shouldn't have stopped at the Moe's to get a Duff!
For the last time...DUFFMAN!
HOMER jumps onto stage.
Are you ready to get DUFFED?!
Everybody stares at the enormous Duffman in shock, disgust, and disappointment. HOMER'S gut even pops out of the tight spandex. MILHOUSE is watching from his computer chair.
Aaah! My eyes! My gentle eyes!
MILHOUSE blocks his eyes from the horrid sight.
BART strikes MILHOUSE, whose character dies.INT.- Duff Fair
I did it! I won the ninjas' victory! (pause) Now what?
EDDIE books HOMER.
You're under arrest for Springfield's law against impersonating a Duffman and indecent exposure.
Good work, Lou.
I can't go to the Big House! I'm sensitive, they'll touch me!
INT.- Bart's Room
Uh-oh! Something tells me Homer's in trouble!
I'M IN TROUBLE!!! HELP!!! I'M GOING TO JAIL!!!
Don't worry, Homer! I'll help you...