"Homer The Gunman" Act 2

[CJman327]

Here it is! Enjoy! :

RECAP OF ACT 1:To retaliate against Marge's control-freak attitude of violent programming on television and installing a Parental Control Chip, Homer blindly blinds a gun due to Marge's unfairness. Obviously resulting in some further rejections......
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Lisa:You bought a GUN to retaliate???? Haven't you considered the fact of Mom's meekly-met demeanor???
Homer:Yes, Lisa. And soon you will learn that a handgun is not a weapon, it is a first aid kit!
Lisa:What in the world are you talking about?!
Homer:It HELPS...like-like, like THERAPY. It costs a lot, it clears your mind, gets out your anger and helps people!
Bart:Yeah! Our HomeBoy here's got ourselves a handgun! So shut up and listen to the man!
Lisa:Yeah! But---
Homer and Bart:LISA! GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Lisa:We already are in my room!
Homer:Then Lisa, just don't butt in!
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(The family's sitting at the dinner table eating.)
Bart:...and then Martin says, "Don't have a cow, boy!"
(The family cracks up in laughter!)
Homer:It's funny, because it sounds like "cowboy!" HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!
Bart:Ha ha! Well, the intention of the joke was how he said it wrong, but now it's even funnier!!!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!
(Bart bangs on the table cracking up.)
(The family then suddenly stops.)
(A gunshot is heard!)
Homer:Wuh-oh! That dang dog!!! I'll be right back!
Bart:So I says to Milhouse I says....
(Homer's in his room.)
(He sees Santa's Little Helper and smoke coming out of the gun.)
(The bureau is destroyed!)
Homer: D'OH!!!!!! Bad dog! Bad dog! Ugh....What to do, what to do! Think Homer J.! Think, think, think!
(Homer wildly shoves the bureau out the window and hits Flanders on the head!)
Flanders:Toodily-doo! Con-diddly-onscious-a-rooni!
Homer:Heh heh heh! That dumb fool never knew what----
(Homer lays his arm on the handgun and it shoots through the wall!)
Homer: D'OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marge:What's going on up there? What's with all the gun-esque ricochets?????
Homer: Darn it!
(Marge walks into the room.)
Marge:What are you doing, Homer?
Homer:Uh, uh, nothing! Fine and dandy, just like candy!
Marge:Well if the anger is from the rememberance of the fact that I've blocked violent television programs----
(Marge's mouth pauses in a precise frame.)
(A "DING!" is heard.)
(As the DING goes off, writing appears at the bottom of the screen. It says:REMEMBER ACT 1?
(Marge continues.)
Marge:involving GUNS.
(The same DING and writing appears but this time it says:REMEMBER THE FOLLOWING ORDEAL.)
Homer:Well you'll be happy to know I've gotten over it.
(An X shoots in on the bottom of the screen, obviously representing the lie Homer told.)
Homer:And also those gunshots came from around the area.
(Another X appears.)
Homer:There's a crook around these areas, Marge.
(A third X appears.)
Marge:Well, I believe you, Homer. Are you sure?
Homer:Absolutely---
(X)
Homer: positively!
(X)
Homer:100% truth!
(X)
Homer:I solemnly swear!
(When the 7th X appears they all explode in a frenzy!)
Marge:Oh, I love you Homer!
(Marge kisses Homer and then walks away.)
Homer:Well didn't you notice the hole in the wall and the bureau's gone?
Marge:What, Homer?
Homer:Nothing.
Marge:Well it sounded like you said-----
(It zooms out and Homer's already speeded away, gone out of sight!)
Homer:Gotta hide it! Gotta hide it! AH-HA! In Bart's treehouse!
(An X then appears again but quickly goes away.)
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(The Simpsons continue eating dinner.)
(Chief Wiggum walks by on the streets with two vicious dogs.)
Chief Wiggum:That no-good thieving criminal Johnny Badboy's gotta be around here somewhere!
(The dogs pick up the dinner scent.)
Dogs:Sigh!
(The dogs quickly dart over to the Simpsons backyard dragging Chief Wiggum with them!)
Chief Wiggum:Hey! HEY! I'm not a Radio Flyer wagon! I just look like it! AHHH!!!!!!!! STOP!!!!!!!
(The dogs smash through the trashcans nailing the windowpane on it's side, resulting a 360 spinoff and the dogs chain breaks off sending Chief Wiggum flying towards the tree.)
(When Chief Wiggum smashes the tree, the badly placed handgun falls out of the treehouse.)
Chief Wiggum:Huh...a gun! Either this guy's a hungered policeman...or a dangerous criminal. Well...if this is so, we're in need of a pistol-whip cop back at the police station. Here at the good ol' Simpson place! I'm guessing the fat one, Homer Simpson. Track him down, see if he's worthy and---BINGO!!!!!!!!!
Homer:OOH! BINGO?! I WANNA PLAY TOO!
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What'd you guys think?

[Brad Clarke]

its good.