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  1. 08-28-2009, 06:33 PM #241
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    There are no signature Bart moves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cowboy Bob View Post
    There are no signature Bart moves.
    How about:

    I will not practice malee attacks on Ralph.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jake View Post
    How about:

    I will not practice malee attacks on Ralph.
    That'd go very well.
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    Chalkboard Gag: I am not a "sexy beast".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jake View Post
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    Bart has written "I WILL NOT" on the blackboard. Suddenly, Kanye West enters and exclaims "Yo Bart, I'm happy for you, I'm-a let you finish, but Lisa had one of the best chalkboard gags of all time!"
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  19. 09-26-2009, 06:57 PM #259
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    Comic Book Guy {instead of Bart}- Worst. Chalkboard Gag. EVER

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    The world will not end at 8:12 p.m.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jake View Post
    The world will not end at 8:12 p.m.
    what's that a reference to?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disgruntled Goat View Post
    what's that a reference to?
    2012, or "20:12 = 8:12 pm" is millitary time.
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    Ha, clever, thought it might be that. If only all the blackboard gags (or the show proper) was as smart nowadays. Though the latest gag was the best for years.

    edit: is the world supposed to end at 20:12 on 21/12/12, or did you mean the joke was that Bart interpreted the year as a time? way too much dissection, sorry...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disgruntled Goat View Post
    Ha, clever, thought it might be that. If only all the blackboard gags (or the show proper) was as smart nowadays. Though the latest gag was the best for years.

    edit: is the world supposed to end at 20:12 on 21/12/12, or did you mean the joke was that Bart interpreted the year as a time? way too much dissection, sorry...
    I'd imagine Bart learning about millitary time while not having a full grasp of the concept and then bothering everyone with: "Yeah, the world's going to end at 8:12 tonight!".
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