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  1. 12-16-2008, 07:41 PM #181
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    I will not hit Principal Skinner with my sandals!

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    "Watership Down" had nothing to do with the Titanic
    Well, ya'know if you stay positive and forget about trivial things like "proper characterization," "Satire," and "emotional depth" watching new Simpsons episodes can be a seemingly enjoyable lie.
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    Principal Skinner does not have 'jellybelly' and Mrs. Krabappel does not have 'bubble butt'
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    I will not question what happened to my first crush.

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    X.Y.U. and X.Y.Z are not identical expressions
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    what a fucking weird choice for a thread, doesn't seem like something that would apply to a lot of people.
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    I willl not announce bogus product recalls.
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    I will not waste chalk.
    If you are reading this, you are too close.
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    I have not graduated the fourth grade five times already!
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    drinking helium does not make you a banshee
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    "Two Girls, One Cup," is not proper show and tell.
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    A is not A.
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    I Will not steal toupees
    "Look, Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And i'm not out of order! You're out of order. The whole freaking system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! Because when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo, that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge. It's Chinatown!" - Homer's rant.
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    "¡Ay caramba!" does not count as a foreign language.

    "Googling" someone is not a form of sexual abuse.

    Correct punctuation is an, essential, skill.
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    Family Guy is not a rip off of us
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    LOLcats are not world rulers.
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    "I will not answer rhetorical questions"


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