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i will not insult family guy
i will not eat the gum under my chair
i will not impersanit another student
i dont want to be in another really bad video game
i will not make anyone eat my shorts
i will not tamper with school security agin
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10-21-2007, 05:05 PM #121spider pig is who i am
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10-30-2007, 12:06 PM #122Tougher! Rougher! Badder!
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11-13-2007, 05:57 PM #123Poop
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"I will not watch family guy"
"I will not watch family guy"
Yer good chalkboard gag, I'd like to see that there.
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11-15-2007, 08:23 PM #124He Woodbury You
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"But it's on Wikipedia!" isn't an excuse...
There has to be snow on a "Snow day"...
I am not the webmaster of Teacher's Myspace Page...
Homerwork is not carbs...Well, ya'know if you stay positive and forget about trivial things like "proper characterization," "Satire," and "emotional depth" watching new Simpsons episodes can be a seemingly enjoyable lie.
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11-15-2007, 10:01 PM #125Banned
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Last edited by Starman; 11-15-2007 at 10:12 PM.
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11-20-2007, 08:09 PM #126I Talk To The Wind
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Ralph is not a Hindu god
Al Jean is not behind this
Sesamie Street is not appropiate for minors
My Dad was never in a movie
Oh man. Oh god. Oh man. Oh god. Oh man. Oh god. Oh man. Oh god. Oh man. Oh god. Oh man. Oh god. Oh man. Oh god.
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11-20-2007, 08:28 PM #127He Woodbury You
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Knowing is more than half the battle...
Detention isn't an After School Special...
Viagra isn't a vitamin or mineral...Last edited by The Governor; 11-20-2007 at 08:36 PM.
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11-22-2007, 09:55 PM #128He Woodbury You
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I will not write "Gullible" on the ceiling.
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11-23-2007, 09:01 AM #129Ghostmutt
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"I will not waste the school's stationary"
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones... sticks and stones of such condensed masses of energy that they will be capable of crushing whole cities. This is thanks to a unique fussion system that I am currently developing." -addendum to commonly misquoted quote. Albert Einstein: A Life (Penguin, 1908)
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11-26-2007, 08:48 AM #130I Talk To The Wind
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Homosexuality is not an after-school project
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11-29-2007, 05:40 PM #131He Woodbury You
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Nobody's thinking Arbys...
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12-02-2007, 09:45 AM #132
Our teacher is not the devil in discuise.
Oh yeah, and I can't get to the Homerize thing, could someone give me a direct link?Last edited by Ralph_Wiggum; 12-02-2007 at 09:56 AM.
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12-16-2007, 08:15 PM #133He Woodbury You
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I will not "Accidently" fall out the classroom window...
I will not mess with Willie's grass... (Bart snickers)
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12-19-2007, 03:55 PM #134He Woodbury You
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THIS IS NOT SPARTA...
Last edited by The Governor; 12-19-2007 at 04:30 PM.
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12-23-2007, 09:32 PM #135He Woodbury You
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The Trojan Horse was not made of Latex...
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01-13-2008, 04:01 PM #136This sentence is a lie.
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That's not Mama Luigi to you, Mario...
Critics are raving over Maggie's Toilet Training!
Originally Posted by Gatorgod
Maggie's toilet training is the smash hit fan-fic of the season! Bravo! Originally Posted by James L. Brookes
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01-13-2008, 05:22 PM #137'The Infamous Collector'.
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Life is not like a box of chocolates...
Worst. Signature. Ever.
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01-13-2008, 05:25 PM #138NHC's Resident Smithers
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4th grade is not life in hell.
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01-13-2008, 05:31 PM #139'The Infamous Collector'.
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Woodstock was not "a supply of wood ready for sale"...
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01-13-2008, 07:25 PM #140
When a teacher wants to stay private, let her stay private
calmer than you are
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01-14-2008, 05:26 PM #141Sarcasm: the nerds' "sex"
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*I won't tease Willie with a liquor bottle
*I will not superglue the teachers' seat
*I do not have Jaundice
*I should not use "Abortion" as a punchline
*The correct spelling is "Douchebag" (à la Monty Pythons' Life Of Brian)
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01-14-2008, 07:36 PM #142He Woodbury You
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I will listen when someone says "Don't tase me, bro!"...
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01-14-2008, 08:51 PM #143NHC's Resident Smithers
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Mrs. Krabappel's myspace is not my space.
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03-30-2008, 10:26 PM #144Pin Pal
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OUTSTANDING! Originally Posted by Jake
nothing in moderation-Ernie Kovacs
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03-31-2008, 12:49 AM #145Banned
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There are no Pink People Out There
There are no Pink People Out There
There are no Pink People Out There
There Are no Pi...
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04-01-2008, 12:04 PM #146Tougher! Rougher! Badder!
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04-01-2008, 08:06 PM #147my name is Guy Incognito
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I will not ask matt groening for a pay rise....ever
FOX are not out to get me
NHC does not want me around
i will not create a nerd bullying cultNyQuil, we love you! you giant fucking Q!
Things go better with coffee flavoured coffee
my deviantart
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05-08-2008, 10:08 PM #148Pin Pal
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Well i had about 10 but theve all been used
only one's ive got left is:
I can not slam a revolving door
I can not kill two birds with one stone
I will not talk about fight club
And you can see why they havent been taken!"Er, excuse me. No banging your head on the display case, please. It contains a very rare "Mary Worth" in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide. Thank you."
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05-15-2008, 07:56 AM #149Bride of Cops
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I won't trade my teacher's cigarettes with joints.
Ooooh, that sounded like an order . . .
Please visit my gallery:
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05-15-2008, 10:03 AM #150Banned
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i will not continue to destroy the show that made me famous
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