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A Flash Mob does not mean what I think it does.
Well, ya'know if you stay positive and forget about trivial things like "proper characterization," "Satire," and "emotional depth" watching new Simpsons episodes can be a seemingly enjoyable lie.
The original Favorite and least favorite by season
Shorts: 1: The Pacifier Watching TV 2: World War III Maggie's Brain 3: Bathtime Scary Movie
Episodes: 1: Krusty Gets Busted The Telltale Head 2: Bart Gets an F The War of the Simpsons 3: Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations 4: Marge vs. the Monorail Krusty Gets Kancelled 5: Cape Feare Lady Bouvier's Lover 6: Homer Badman Lisa on Ice 7: King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpialad'ohcious Lisa's Date with Density 9: Girly Edition The Trouble with Trillions 10: Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" 11: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12: HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13: Tales from the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Bart-Mangled Banner 16: Don't Fear the Roofer She Used to Be My Girl 17: My Fair Laddy The Italian Bob 18: The Haw-Hawed Couple The Boys of Bummer 19: Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20: Gone Maggie Gone The Good, the Sad and the Drugly 21: The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22: Homer Scissorhands Love is a Many Strangled Thing 23: The Falcon and the D'ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24: Hardly Kirk-ing What Animated Women Want
I will not wet dem dry bones.
They must use this one in the season premier:
I will not demand an apology for Lady Gaga's appearance in the last episode.
(The word not has a line through it in every sentence)
Chalkboard: THERE WAS A BOY NEMED BART AND THEN THERES THESE KIDS THAT WANT HIM TO GO TO HELL OOOOO
Couch Gag: Homer gags on his self-respect.
More blackboard quotes:
FAILURE IS NOT A SHORTCUT TO LEARNING
THE NFL IS NOT OFFICIATED BY FOOT LOCKER
I did not have sexual relations with that woman
I will not use the blackboard for political commentary.
I will nt use cnstrained writing
I will not dance like nobody's watching
I am not more popular than jesus
I don't believe i can fly and touch the sky
I don't wonder where ive been, who i am, do i fit it
Teachers are not a source for comic gold
Badmouthing education will not change the system
Last edited by Coin945; 10-03-2012 at 03:04 AM.
I will not air a Halloween episode after Halloween.
Mitt Romney's first name is not 'Williard'.
"My homework didn't burn up because I divided by zero."
I have no clue if "The Family Guy Movie" will ever be made.
"Who reads these anyway?"
"And then I felt the way she was touching me, was something I had known I was waiting upon"
They've already had something very similar to that (who even reads these anymore?).
I don't create a chalkboard, billboard or couch gag, but I've created an opening. It's a THOH version.
Duffman drives the Duff's dirigible, but he's killed by Snorky (THOH XI), which he takes his hat and his glasses and takes the wheel.
We can see Doctor Hibbert with Fox-Burns (THOH XIII). There is written below: If you're tired to be a human, go to my island.
Bart, in next to Hugo (THOH VII) writes on the chalkboard (with blood): "I'm not the kind twin, it's Hugo, this is Hugo who is", the the bell rings. Bart mounts on a skateboard, and Hugo mounts on a skateboard too, and begins to pursue him. Bart lands on deceased Barney.
At the nuclear power plant, zombies Lenny and Carl (THOH XX) hang a banner where it's marked "Ti be in shape, zombies, eat 5 brains per days". Homer poses his plutonium bar and takes off his worker coat. We discover that he has Snake's hair (THOH IX), but with another hairstyle. His hair are doing Snake's hairstyle, lights a cigarette and goes away, while smoking her.
At the commercial centre, Lion-Patty and Elephant-Selma (THOH XIII) present their merchandise on the carpet. Marge with beard (THOH XII) reads the magasine "How to cook for 40 humans", with Kang on the cover. Alien-Maggie (THOH IX) passes on the carpet, the cashier takes her and puts her in a bag. Once in the cart she extits of the bag, turning to Gerald and terrorizes him with leaving her pacifier out of her mouth and showing him her tooth.
In solfeggio, the children are playing their instruments. Slug-Lisa (THOH III) plays too slowmy and Largo asks her to go away. Lisa goes away, but returns a time for drooling on the floor.
In the street, Snake-Homer leaves the cigarette from this mouth and balances it out his car, and the cigarette burns Otto, sitted on a bench. Bart, pursued by Hugo, zigzags between Sideshow Bob, Helen Lovejoy, R2D2-Apu (THOH XVI), who trying to keep his lemurs octuplets (THOH XIII), Hugh Hefner-Moe (THOH XVI), Comic Book Guy as vendor of antiques (THOH XV), Disco Stu as Big Band Stu (THOH XVII) and Pig-Wiggum (THOH XIII).
Alien-Maggie drives a small spacial wheel. In fact, it's she who driving the car because Marge's beard is entangled in the wheel connected to the car. Maggie honks.
Fast scroll is done with Zombies-Springfieldians (THOH XX), except those who have already gone in the opening.
Bart and Hugo continue their pursuit, pass on Snake-Homer's hood car, which exits to the car, Slug-Lisa happens that frightens him, and gets hit by Marge's car (drived by Maggie Alien-Maggie).
The family arrives on the couch and tries to sit, except the sofa, who is living, scornfullies them. Snake-Homer takes a gun and shoots it. They sit down, but Bart bites Hugo and Alien-Maggie bites Slug-Lisa and drinks her blood. Marge with beard turns on the TV with the plutonium remote (THOH IX).
Last edited by simpsonsbart; 09-30-2013 at 03:44 AM.
Gangnam style is not extra credit.
"I will not push principal Skinner into the lion enclosure at the zoo."
"I will not endorse a pointless celebrity cameo."
You're about 14 years too late for that one to be said with any kind of political commentary involved. Nowadays it would just sound like an apology and a promise to never do it again...
"Nobody cares about Moe's bar rag."
Before the Justin Bieber episode: "We're going to regret this."
Chalkboard Gag - I will not leak anymore plots over the internet.
Billboard Gag - Otto. Message - Attention all Bus Drivers, race on Monday!
Title Screen Gag - Pie Man swings on a rope across the screen throwing a pie at the viewers.
Couch Gag - All the Simpsons are sitting on chairs at the Barber Shop and exchange hair styles with other members of the family. They then go to the costume shop and dress according to their hair. Marge is Homer, Homer is Maggie, Maggie is Lisa, Lisa is Bart and Bart is Marge. Marge who is Homer walks to Moes while the rest of the family run onto the couch.
I have more ideas . . .
Billboard Gag - Sea Captain. Message - Channel 11 News! Aarrgghhh, I am the News ANCHOR!
Title Screen Gag - The Duff Blimp flies past while Barney on a Hot Air Balloon jumps off and grabs onto the blimp.
Chalkboard Gag - Tony Hawk skates into the class as Bart writes, I will not bring Guest Stars to school!
Couch Gag - To the tune of the Snake Charmer the simpsons gradually pop out of straw baskets, like snakes.
Even more ideas . . .
Billboard Gag - Lindsday Neagle. Message - I've got a new job! Call: NEAGLE 300 NEAGLE.
Title Screen Gag - The Head of a Giant Monument is seen from the bottom of the screen. It is Mr. Burns. A man climbs to the top and lights it on fire.
Chalkboard Gag - I will not promote the show during 'actual' class time.
Couch Gag - The Simpsons dressed as Eskimos run into their Igloo after being chased by a Polar Bear.
Last edited by LardLad14; 01-14-2013 at 11:12 PM.
Best Episodes From Each Season -
Some Enchanted Evening, Blood Feud, Black Widower, Marge In Chains, Bart Gets Famous, 'Round Springfield, Marge Be Not Proud,
A Milhouse Divided, Girly Edition, The Wizard Of Evergreen Terrace, E-I-E-I-D'oh, Worst Episode Ever, The Old Man and The Key, The Bart of War,
The Way We Weren't, Thank God It's Doomsday, The Wettest Stories Ever Told, Ice Cream of Margie (With Light Blue Hair),
Funeral For A Fiend, Homer and Lisa Exchange Crossword Puzzles, The Bob Next Door, The Blue and The Gray, Lisa Goes Gaga and
Treehouse of Horror XXIII so far!
My dad did not eat my homework
I Will Not Capitalize Every Word In A Sentence
Talk like Yoda, I will not
I will not sell my blood to my classmates
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