Chalkboard, Billboard, and Couch Gag Thread!

**cinco** · 03-17-2010, 11:01 AM

I will not replace the crayons with candy.

**cinco** · 03-18-2010, 06:37 AM

I will not recycle the dead goldfish.

**hammster** · 03-18-2010, 09:50 AM

Finding out how many pencils you can fit up Milhouses nose is not 'science'

**Jesse Pinkman** · 03-19-2010, 02:19 PM

i will not ask to be paid for being funny

**cinco** · 03-20-2010, 02:18 AM

I am not the Chosen One, even not when it's Friday.

**Jesse Pinkman** · 03-20-2010, 05:08 AM

i will not make fun of "Mr. Twitchy"

**cinco** · 03-20-2010, 05:15 AM

I will not question the rules of nature.

**Jesse Pinkman** · 03-20-2010, 02:34 PM

Adding an "O" to the end of words doesn't make it Spanish

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 03-20-2010, 02:36 PM

I will not confuse dye with die

**Jesse Pinkman** · 03-20-2010, 02:37 PM

I Will Not Quote Lowbrow Comedy Shows At An Attempt At Sounding Smart

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 03-20-2010, 04:17 PM

i will not use every word with capitals

**The Governor** · 03-20-2010, 07:37 PM

I will not use the intercom to tell the teachers to leave.

**hammster** · 03-21-2010, 01:56 AM

I will not get banned from No Homers... again.

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 03-21-2010, 02:08 AM

I will not repeat what I will not repeat

**Jesse Pinkman** · 03-21-2010, 06:32 AM

Sarcasm Should Count as a Foreign Language

**biffwestwood** · 03-23-2010, 08:06 PM

Couch Gag #1:

Instead of the real Simpsons we instead get the family that ended up getting arrested in The Simpsons Movie when Bart altered that wanted poster appear on the couch.

Couch Gag #2:

Colin is sitting on the couch. The Simpsons enter the living room and before they sit on the couch, Colin asks them, "When am I getting a full episode?"

**Jesse Pinkman** · 03-27-2010, 01:42 PM

I Will Not Hit Myself For Cheap Laughs

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 03-27-2010, 01:47 PM

Writing these chalkboards will not be my poison

**Jesse Pinkman** · 03-27-2010, 01:48 PM

the world does not revolve around me

**hammster** · 03-30-2010, 01:06 AM

My spelling is not atroshu... atroch... bad.

**cinco** · 03-30-2010, 01:15 AM

I will not use Ralph as my personal science-project.

**hammster** · 03-30-2010, 01:28 AM

It is not a joke if no-one laughs.

I do not still watch The Simpsons.

**cinco** · 03-30-2010, 02:25 AM

My skin is not supposed to be pink.

**Jesse Pinkman** · 03-30-2010, 02:44 PM

i will not justify my sisters' actions

**cinco** · 03-31-2010, 01:21 AM

I am not a rebel without a cause !

**hammster** · 03-31-2010, 02:39 AM

$#!T stirring is not similar to cookery...

**cinco** · 03-31-2010, 04:07 AM

I will not deny myself the right of education.

**Jesse Pinkman** · 03-31-2010, 01:15 PM

I am not the "Coolest-o" Student in School

**biffwestwood** · 04-01-2010, 07:05 AM

I must have a sense of humor to survive April Fool's Day

**cinco** · 04-01-2010, 08:46 AM

There is no joke hidden in the principal's pants !

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