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04-07-2011, 06:13 PM #961aka..BarFly#2
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04-07-2011, 06:23 PM #962I Always Want To Be Eaten
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That 70's Show is not about a Group of 70 Year Olds
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04-13-2011, 10:32 AM #963Stonecutter
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Tea Parties are only for little girls with imaginary friends.
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04-23-2011, 03:36 PM #964Stonecutter
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The Swedish Chef is not the fourth judge on Masterchef.
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05-20-2011, 05:05 PM #965He Woodbury You
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I will not start a Zombie anti-Defamation league.
Well, ya'know if you stay positive and forget about trivial things like "proper characterization," "Satire," and "emotional depth" watching new Simpsons episodes can be a seemingly enjoyable lie.
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05-20-2011, 05:48 PM #966He Woodbury You
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One more:
"There is school on Zombie Day."
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05-23-2011, 11:51 AM #967Stonecutter
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The artist formerly known as Prince is not pronounced "he-she"
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05-31-2011, 07:46 PM #968He Woodbury You
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The Green Lantern wasn't an Irish folk hero.
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06-03-2011, 07:44 AM #969Pin Pal
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I'm bad. I'm not just drawn that way.
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06-03-2011, 07:53 AM #970
Have a great winter everyone!
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06-12-2011, 02:24 PM #971Stonecutter
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They should do this one on an episode that airs opposite of a Survivor finale:
Survivor episodes are inadequate geography lessons.
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07-24-2011, 01:17 PM #972Pin Pal
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For a THOH episode: A bart-like plant writing "Feed me, Seymour, feed me all night long"
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07-24-2011, 03:40 PM #973He Woodbury You
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If I hand in my homework, the terrorists won't win.
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07-24-2011, 07:13 PM #974Stonecutter
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I will not substitute Yappy's dog treats for Mrs. Hackenberger's butter cookies.
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09-20-2011, 07:10 PM #975Racing (Amazingly)
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Better: Against an Amazing Race finale.They should do this one on an episode that airs opposite of a Survivor finale:
Survivor episodes are inadequate geography lessons.personally i feel people putting quotes in their sigs is as ridiculous.
I'm Krusty, who are you? by NoHomers.net
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09-20-2011, 08:06 PM #976Stonecutter
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Amazing Race episodes are inadequate geography lessons
Originally Posted by tarflyonthewall
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09-20-2011, 11:22 PM #977He Woodbury You
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Sleeping in class has nothing to do with my dreams of tomorrow.
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10-06-2011, 01:27 AM #978He Woodbury You
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In memory of Steve Jobs, here's blackboard quote:
It's 'eye doctor' not iDoctor.
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10-10-2011, 04:13 PM #979Stonecutter
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They should do this chalkboard gag due to the recent pay-cut negotiations and the averted threat of a production shut-down:
I will not encourage teachers to reject pay-cuts in order to shut down the school.
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10-10-2011, 06:47 PM #980He Woodbury You
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MY BAD BEHAVIOR DOESN'T CAUSE BART-THRITIS
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01-05-2012, 09:15 PM #981Stonecutter
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I can't get into Guinness Book of World Records by breaking a vinyl record.
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01-06-2012, 08:02 AM #982Banned
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I will not scare people into believing apocalyptic theories.
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01-06-2012, 10:01 AM #983He Woodbury You
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2,012 hours of detention is not the end of the world.
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01-07-2012, 04:39 AM #984I am evil Homer.
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The Simpsons is not as good as ever
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01-07-2012, 05:12 AM #985
I will not use the apocalypse as an excuse for not getting my homework done.
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01-13-2012, 01:08 AM #986He Woodbury You
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Transporting the box of stick on letters is not a vowel movement.
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01-16-2012, 01:33 PM #987Stonecutter
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I will not feed the class rabbit Trix to protest stupid advertising.
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05-16-2012, 11:53 PM #988He Woodbury You
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Facebook is not socialism.
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05-20-2012, 11:15 AM #989Stonecutter
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I will not call Milhouse Butthead.....or Beavis.
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06-04-2012, 11:52 AM #990Junior Camper
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I will not allow a bull to enter a china shop.
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