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  1. 04-07-2011, 06:13 PM #961
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    Chewed gum is NOT acceptable for show and tell
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    Tea Parties are only for little girls with imaginary friends.
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    The Swedish Chef is not the fourth judge on Masterchef.
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    Well, ya'know if you stay positive and forget about trivial things like "proper characterization," "Satire," and "emotional depth" watching new Simpsons episodes can be a seemingly enjoyable lie.
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    The artist formerly known as Prince is not pronounced "he-she"
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    They should do this one on an episode that airs opposite of a Survivor finale:

    Survivor episodes are inadequate geography lessons.
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    For a THOH episode: A bart-like plant writing "Feed me, Seymour, feed me all night long"
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    They should do this one on an episode that airs opposite of a Survivor finale:

    Survivor episodes are inadequate geography lessons.
    Better: Against an Amazing Race finale.
    personally i feel people putting quotes in their sigs is as ridiculous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tarflyonthewall View Post
    Better: Against an Amazing Race finale.
    Amazing Race episodes are inadequate geography lessons
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    In memory of Steve Jobs, here's blackboard quote:

    It's 'eye doctor' not iDoctor.
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    They should do this chalkboard gag due to the recent pay-cut negotiations and the averted threat of a production shut-down:

    I will not encourage teachers to reject pay-cuts in order to shut down the school.
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    The Simpsons is not as good as ever
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    I will not feed the class rabbit Trix to protest stupid advertising.
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