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    Quote Originally Posted by biffwestwood View Post
    NASA does not stand for Need Another Seven Astronauts.
    Yikes, I haven't heard that one in 23 years.


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    My penis was digitally enhanced for The Simpsons Movie, it is not really that big.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dehumanizer View Post
    Blackboard:
    My penis was digitally enhanced for The Simpsons Movie, it is not really that big.


    Anyway,

    COUCH GAGS:

    The Simpsons run into a cinema, where they perform the Let's All Go To The Lobby routine.

    The Simpsons run in but before they sit down Homer yells 'stop'. The camera zooms out to reveal a microwave with popcorn popping inside. The rest of the family becomes angry as Homer waits for the popcorn.

    The Simpsons run in but there is no couch, yet they do not stop. Instead they run through the wall and come out of the floor, using the wall as the floor. They run up to the ceiling, where the couch is and sit on it.

    Terminator 2 music plays as silver, T1000-like blobs slither onto the couch and morph into the Simpsons. Suddenly, the couch turns into the T-1000000
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    but then again they could say the plot was about lisa taking a shit on skinner's face and i'd probably hold out some hope for it
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    Couch gag for season 23

    Homer runs into the room and sits on the couch, he is shot by a man in a mask. He staggers to him and grabs his leg he travels to the future with him. He finds out that the masked man is himself in the future so he runs away as he is so shocked. The future Homer follows him just as a young Homer stands in his way and he falls over him making him trip over and roll down the hill getting stood on by a time paradox of Homer. He follows him in the car and jumps out just as it stops in the house, Homer runs inside and gets shot by the masked man.

    (Repeat again if the episode is 12 minutes long or three times if it is 6 minutes long)
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    COUCH GAG:
    The Simpson family comes hurridly into the living room, but they all moonwalk their way to their usual spots on the couch. Homer can't figure out how and knocks over the end table lamp.

    BLACKBOARD:
    A run-on sentence isn't my cue to dart out of the classroom.
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    Couch Gag:

    We see 5 massage tables instead of a couch, each family member enters wearing only a towel and they each get on a separate table. Then five massage therapists enter the living room and they start giving each family member a massage.
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