Chalkboard, Billboard, and Couch Gag Thread!

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 08-22-2010, 02:39 AM

I did not have a doppelganger, it was just my twin.

**hammster** · 08-22-2010, 05:25 AM

I will not be a subject of self parody.

**MissingNo11** · 08-22-2010, 02:52 PM

I will not star in a terrible movie.

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 08-22-2010, 02:58 PM

I will racially offend the white board.

**Comicshow MolemanBob** · 08-25-2010, 05:45 AM

I will always finish what I begi...

**biffwestwood** · 08-25-2010, 09:38 AM

The serfs are not green colored cousins of the smurfs

**hammster** · 08-25-2010, 11:28 AM

The term 'surfs up' is not a acceptable replacement for a well though out ending.

**biffwestwood** · 09-07-2010, 04:45 AM

You can't get blood from a turnuip.

**hammster** · 09-07-2010, 07:08 AM

I do not write my own jokes

**biffwestwood** · 09-12-2010, 05:14 PM

Intro for a Treehouse of Horror episode:

A spoof of the intro to the Addams Family TV series where we see Simpsons characters dressed as characters from the Addams Family where they even snap their fingers to the song. The song is a parody of the theme song with reworked lyrics which includes Simpson instead of Addams.

Homer is Gomez
Marge is Morticia
Bart is Pugsley
Lisa is Wednesday
Herb is Uncle Fester
Abraham is Lurch
Aunt Patty or Selma is Grandmama

I'm shocked they didn't do this one yet especially since they did The Munsters spoof in the intro to Treehouse of Horror XI

**The Governor** · 09-12-2010, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by biffwestwood

Intro for a Treehouse of Horror episode:

This is an official picture, but I think it was a special picture for a TV guide years ago:

**biffwestwood** · 09-12-2010, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by Patches O'Houlihan

This is an official picture, but I think it was a special picture for a TV guide years ago:

It would be even better in animated form!

**biffwestwood** · 09-19-2010, 09:21 AM

There is nothing special about that hand that forms the L

(this one should be used in the season 22 premier)

**Mr. Trampopoline** · 09-21-2010, 05:43 PM

I will not complain about show I do not watch.

**hammster** · 09-21-2010, 11:06 PM

This is not the worst chalkboard gag ever

**Ray Jay Jonah** · 09-27-2010, 09:26 AM

Mythbusters will not provide the answer to everything.

**hammster** · 09-27-2010, 09:38 AM

I will occasionally pass up on a potential pop culture joke.

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 09-30-2010, 02:50 AM

I will not fill foxes with glee.

**biffwestwood** · 09-30-2010, 07:15 PM

I will not make "cake wrecks" for the bake sale.

**cinco** · 10-01-2010, 02:05 AM

The letter Q is a legit part of the alphabet.

**Comicshow MolemanBob** · 10-01-2010, 10:38 PM

What's the Point?

**cinco** · 10-02-2010, 01:09 AM

It was my finger in the cake.

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 10-03-2010, 02:13 AM

No prequels are better than the original movie.

**biffwestwood** · 10-03-2010, 09:12 AM

This chalkboard gag should be used in the 500th episode:

I will not suggest the title "500 Days of (word changed)"

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Here's one for a Christmas episode:

Santa Claus is not on a diet, nor should he be.

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I will not open with a spoof of tik-tok

Comic Book Guy's real name is not Louis Lane

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 10-04-2010, 02:16 AM

Snape did not kill Dumbledore

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 10-04-2010, 03:58 AM

I will not make bird noises on the internet

**biffwestwood** · 10-09-2010, 08:41 AM

FOX has not given up on late-night Saturday programming.

**Jesse Pinkman** · 10-09-2010, 08:50 AM

a revamped version of that couch gag from cape feare (and probably a few other episodes) where the simpsons and some dancers do that dance. it might be cool to see it revamped and in HD

**Ray Jay Jonah** · 10-10-2010, 01:16 AM

Quoting Frankenstein is not the same as quoting Einstein.

It isn't always America's Funniest Home Video's fault.

Teachers have feelings too.

Homework is not flammable.

**biffwestwood** · 10-11-2010, 01:28 PM

I did not spear Britney.

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