There is no true love's kiss.
There is no true love's kiss.




I will not leave without gratitude.




I will not bite Bender's shiny metal ass
I am not a neverending being!
Fun is over rated
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I think the idea is to come up with your own...




I will not buy salvation.




Billboard: (Fry and Homer with there thumbs up) Buy one dummy get one free
Chalkboard: I will not bite Bender's shiny metal ass
Couch gag: (They run in and sit on the sofa which transforms into the Planet Express ship and the Simpsons transform into Futurma characters eg. Homer- Fry, Marge- Leela, Bart- Bender, Lisa- Professor)




I will not stop something because I'm "bored".
Asian people are not "white"
White people are not yellow




White people are not coloured
Zsa Zsa Gabor's birthday is not "National Slap-A-Cop" day.




I will not spoil the meaning of Life
I will not call punishments "mindless busywork"
I will not call punishments "mindless busywork"
I will not...
Couch Gag: The Flanders Family rushes in and sits on the couch. Ned notices the camera and points to his left. Cut to the Simpson house, where the family rushes in.
Billboard Gag: KWIK-E-MART - HALF PRICE ON OUR FREE SAMPLES
Favourite/least favourite by seasons that I own (somewhat stolen from Financial Panther):
3 - Dog of Death/When Flanders Failed 4 - Lisa's First Word/So it's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show 5 - Secrets of a Successful Marriage/Bart's Inner Child 6 - And Maggie Makes Three/Another Simpsons Clip Show 7 - Marge Be Not Proud/Bart the Fink 8 - Homer's Phobia/The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9 - King of the Hill/Trash of the Titans 10 - Wild Barts Can't Be Broken/Maximum Homerdrive




^Those are some great gags




Poochie is not my father in disguise
Billboards:
"Springfield Elementary: Behind this Sign!"
"Itchy and Scratchy: Revenge of Doggy Gore - Coming Soon!"
"Kwik-E-Mart: Ask About our Returns Policy for any item under 40 Cents!"
"W-w-wait a sec? Didn't you just see that three-eyed bird? Holy crap..."




I will not choreograph the apocalypse
I will not _____ Mad Libs in ______
Skateboarding in the halls is not a physics report
"Ralph Wiggum ate it" is not an excuse




Stop- It's Simpson Time




I will not say anal without "ogies"




Even Though It Is True Doesn't Mean It Isn't Sexist




Desk tipping is not a proper way to test gravity.
Billboard: Picture of a Space Mutant
"Springfield Googleplex - Back to 2D at last"
Chalkboard:
Those crappy Hollywood sequels keep our Americans workers in business.
A coma does not justify my zombie impressions.
The talent show will not end with a "bang."
Coach gag: The Simpsons sit on the couch and a hand pulls out a bottle of Windex. It sprays the scene and wipes the "filth" away (The Simpsons and their living room). Cloth lifts, revealing the Browns from The Cleveland Show sitting on their own couch as a family.
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