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    at the other side of reality cinco's Avatar
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    There is no true love's kiss.

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    I will not leave without gratitude.

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    I will not bite Bender's shiny metal ass

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    I am not a neverending being!

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    Fun is over rated
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    I think the idea is to come up with your own...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamie View Post
    I think the idea is to come up with your own...
    Sorry, edited.

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    I will not buy salvation.

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    Billboard: (Fry and Homer with there thumbs up) Buy one dummy get one free

    Chalkboard: I will not bite Bender's shiny metal ass

    Couch gag: (They run in and sit on the sofa which transforms into the Planet Express ship and the Simpsons transform into Futurma characters eg. Homer- Fry, Marge- Leela, Bart- Bender, Lisa- Professor)

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    I will not stop something because I'm "bored".

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    I will not sell out, man.

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    Asian people are not "white"

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    White people are not yellow

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    White people are not coloured

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    Zsa Zsa Gabor's birthday is not "National Slap-A-Cop" day.

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    I will not spoil the meaning of Life

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    I will not call punishments "mindless busywork"
    I will not call punishments "mindless busywork"
    I will not...

    Couch Gag: The Flanders Family rushes in and sits on the couch. Ned notices the camera and points to his left. Cut to the Simpson house, where the family rushes in.

    Billboard Gag: KWIK-E-MART - HALF PRICE ON OUR FREE SAMPLES
    Favourite/least favourite by seasons that I own (somewhat stolen from Financial Panther):

    3 - Dog of Death/When Flanders Failed 4 - Lisa's First Word/So it's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show 5 - Secrets of a Successful Marriage/Bart's Inner Child 6 - And Maggie Makes Three/Another Simpsons Clip Show 7 - Marge Be Not Proud/Bart the Fink 8 - Homer's Phobia/The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9 - King of the Hill/Trash of the Titans 10 - Wild Barts Can't Be Broken/Maximum Homerdrive


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    ^Those are some great gags

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    KRUSTYBRAND MILKSHAKES: Now brings 30% more boys to the yard.

    I will not kill the mood

    The family runs in and sits on the couch. Then, a reverse icon appears in the corner and the Simpsons run out. We hear part of the driveway sequence played backwards.
    Quote Originally Posted by Animal View Post
    but then again they could say the plot was about lisa taking a shit on skinner's face and i'd probably hold out some hope for it

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    Poochie is not my father in disguise

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    Quote Originally Posted by Comicshow MolemanBob View Post
    ^Those are some great gags
    Aw, thanks.

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    Billboards:

    "Springfield Elementary: Behind this Sign!"
    "Itchy and Scratchy: Revenge of Doggy Gore - Coming Soon!"
    "Kwik-E-Mart: Ask About our Returns Policy for any item under 40 Cents!"
    "W-w-wait a sec? Didn't you just see that three-eyed bird? Holy crap..."

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    I will not choreograph the apocalypse

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    I will not _____ Mad Libs in ______

    Skateboarding in the halls is not a physics report

    "Ralph Wiggum ate it" is not an excuse

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    Stop- It's Simpson Time

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    I will not say anal without "ogies"

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    I will not stay after school without a detention

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    Even Though It Is True Doesn't Mean It Isn't Sexist

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    Desk tipping is not a proper way to test gravity.

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    Billboard: Picture of a Space Mutant
    "Springfield Googleplex - Back to 2D at last"

    Chalkboard:
    Those crappy Hollywood sequels keep our Americans workers in business.
    A coma does not justify my zombie impressions.
    The talent show will not end with a "bang."

    Coach gag: The Simpsons sit on the couch and a hand pulls out a bottle of Windex. It sprays the scene and wipes the "filth" away (The Simpsons and their living room). Cloth lifts, revealing the Browns from The Cleveland Show sitting on their own couch as a family.
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