Chalkboard, Billboard, and Couch Gag Thread!

[Bella Drape 'er]

The meaning of life is not nepotism.

[cinco]

There is no rational explanation for the mystery of being in love.

[Bella Drape 'er]

I will not get stung by bees.

[Real Melvin]

The dao that can be told is not the eternal Dao.

[Bella Drape 'er]

The subject is not always the context.

[hammster]

I will not something something concentration.

[Bella Drape 'er]

I will not ignore the colon,

[cinco]

There is never a moment of nothingness in the eternal ballet that is time and space.

[Bella Drape 'er]

I will not resurrect Abraham Lincoln.

[The Sanest Fangirl]

South Park: We'd stand by you if you weren't so scared.

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XD awwh, classic.. and kinda sad.

[Ray Jay Jonah]

Knives are not the solution to back pains

[Bella Drape 'er]

The bi-product of cash and trees is for Government use only

[cinco]

I will not blame a whole community for the mistakes of a few.

[Real Melvin]

I am not an animal.

[cinco]

I am not the result of too much alcohol during a sexy night.

[Bella Drape 'er]

I will not watch a 3D movie.

[cinco]

there was no one behind the curtain.

[Bella Drape 'er]

I did not stop the unstoppable party.

[cinco]

I never met Michael Jackson in real life.

[Bella Drape 'er]

I will not date my clone.

[cinco]

My werewolf-vampire crossbreeding will never succeed.

[Bella Drape 'er]

I will not give out viruses for free.

[cinco]

I can not unmelt snow.

[Bella Drape 'er]

I will put uncurl the curly tail.

[cinco]

My pranks are not part of the cultural heritage of this country.

[Bella Drape 'er]

I am not just black or white, my moral implications can be quite grey.

[cinco]

I'm not a puppet on a string guided by fate.

[Bella Drape 'er]

I will not use pigeons as my henchmen.

[hammster]

I am an atroshu- atroshou- bad speller.

[Bella Drape 'er]

I will not win over gravity.