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I can not bring the moon closer to the earth, even if I would dedicate the rest of my life to that one single goal.
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06-11-2010, 02:52 AM #781
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06-11-2010, 02:58 AM #782???
Originally Posted by cinco
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06-12-2010, 02:33 PM #783I Always Want To Be Eaten
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This Gag Is Not a Reference
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06-14-2010, 07:40 AM #784
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06-17-2010, 10:58 AM #785I Always Want To Be Eaten
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I Will Not Betray Those Closest To Me
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06-20-2010, 06:49 AM #786
Je n'écrirai pas dans des langues étrangères.
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06-20-2010, 06:56 AM #787Banned
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I will not leave a bag of money on a train.
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06-20-2010, 07:41 AM #788
I cannot reach heaven with a selfmade ladder unless it is a ladder of faith. (p.s. The reverend made me write this.)
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06-20-2010, 09:09 AM #789
Thou Shalt Not Writeth liketh a Medieval Man.
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06-20-2010, 09:16 AM #790Banned
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Having punishments like this is not a reflex.
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06-20-2010, 12:03 PM #791
All this writing should not have affected my arm strength positivity.
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06-21-2010, 05:39 PM #792He Woodbury You
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I didn't mean to do that.
Well, ya'know if you stay positive and forget about trivial things like "proper characterization," "Satire," and "emotional depth" watching new Simpsons episodes can be a seemingly enjoyable lie.
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06-22-2010, 08:54 AM #793Banned
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I will not bring the blowhorn to work.
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06-22-2010, 09:50 AM #794
I am not a fan of the Star Wars prequels.
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06-22-2010, 03:45 PM #795Newbie
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me too! Originally Posted by hammster
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06-23-2010, 09:30 AM #796
I will not blow vuvuzelas whilst receiving Homework.
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06-24-2010, 11:43 AM #797
My lucky red hat is not the starting point of many wacky adventures.
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06-24-2010, 04:31 PM #798He Woodbury You
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Only birds should "tweet"
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06-26-2010, 05:40 PM #799Stonecutter
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Everyone has had enough of that "cow eating grass" picture
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06-26-2010, 07:33 PM #800He Woodbury You
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Two fat people having sex cannot start a grease fire.
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by: Ray Jay Jonah
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06-27-2010, 08:13 AM #801
The coyote will never get the roadrunner.
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06-27-2010, 08:24 AM #802
I will make sure in future to implement goal line technology.
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06-28-2010, 04:51 AM #803
School will not let me lose my street-smarts.
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06-29-2010, 08:34 AM #804
I will not leave without saying goodbye.
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06-29-2010, 10:43 AM #805The Unluckiest Mole-like Man
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I will not destroy the chal.... (Written once)
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06-29-2010, 12:10 PM #806
No more Hiroshimas.
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06-30-2010, 01:32 AM #807
I do not understand this joke.
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06-30-2010, 05:01 AM #808
I can not stop or slow down time in any way possible and if I could, I should step away from trying.
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07-03-2010, 07:51 AM #809In Amazing Scentovision
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I will not ad-lib chalkboard writings.
I did not 'Just Dance'.
Bad grades have nothing to do with aliens.
I will not pay the hamster to sponsor me.
Education did not die with Hitler. Originally Posted by Animal
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07-04-2010, 12:26 PM #810
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