Chalkboard, Billboard, and Couch Gag Thread!

**hammster** · 05-09-2010, 08:23 AM

I do not think that cinco is obsessed with the hamster.

**Jesse Pinkman** · 05-09-2010, 01:47 PM

Go Show Your Mother How Much You Love Her

**cinco** · 05-09-2010, 10:51 PM

I overestimate the use and possibilities of schoolhamsters.

**The Governor** · 05-12-2010, 07:15 PM

On this spot in 1934, nothing happened.

**cinco** · 05-13-2010, 05:41 AM

There is no flying pig outside the window.

**hammster** · 05-13-2010, 10:12 AM

I do not have repetitive strain disorder.

**cinco** · 05-14-2010, 08:16 AM

The moon revolves around the earth, not around me.

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 05-14-2010, 09:48 AM

I will not refer to someone as the new "Justin Bieber".

**biffwestwood** · 05-14-2010, 11:41 AM

I will stop complaining about Law & Order overstaying its welcome.

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 05-14-2010, 11:47 AM

Death did not become her.

**The Governor** · 05-14-2010, 08:30 PM

Not doing homework doesn't reduce my carbon footprint

**cinco** · 05-15-2010, 01:35 AM

My lucky red hat is not a religious headgear.

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 05-15-2010, 07:53 AM

I will not put my eye on Springfield.

**cinco** · 05-15-2010, 08:10 AM

I am not in control of the universe.

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 05-15-2010, 08:35 AM

I will not face my mirror reflection.

**cinco** · 05-15-2010, 08:38 AM

Apples are no longer the fruit of seduction.

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 05-15-2010, 08:45 AM

I will not become dotty with the dot-plotter.

**cinco** · 05-15-2010, 08:50 AM

Eating crayon will not help Ralph getting any smarter.

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 05-15-2010, 09:05 AM

I will not aspire towards the 21st season.

**cinco** · 05-15-2010, 09:57 AM

I will not replace crayons with worms.

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 05-15-2010, 11:09 AM

I will not promote Pepsi.

**cinco** · 05-15-2010, 11:21 AM

I won't let babies use cellphones.

**Ray Jay Jonah** · 05-15-2010, 11:56 AM

I have not been doing this for 20 years (slides in neatly with the 20th anniversary episode)

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 05-15-2010, 11:59 AM

I will not use people's personal details to create humour.

**cinco** · 05-15-2010, 11:59 AM

I will ignore the little devil on my shoulder.

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 05-15-2010, 12:00 PM

I will not become the "next generation".

**cinco** · 05-15-2010, 12:03 PM

I'm not the real slim shady.

I will not make dated cultural references.

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 05-15-2010, 12:30 PM

There can not be only one winner.

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 05-16-2010, 05:01 AM

I am not dating the end of time.

**Jesse Pinkman** · 05-16-2010, 08:52 AM

I will not steal "prescription clothes"

Thread: Chalkboard, Billboard, and Couch Gag Thread!