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  1. 03-09-2010, 07:27 PM #541
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    Billboard:


    picture of Dr Nick Raveria with a cartoon speech bubble scripted:

    "Doctor or Therapist? You decide!"
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    It is not ironic that USF1 crashed and burnt...

    The Queen did not invent the phone...

    The first man on the moon was not Luke Skywalker, Richard Branson...

    I will not 'woohoo' when I get to the end of the day without a detention...

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    The schools dwindling chalk levels is not something to poke fun at.
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    Chalk gag for the 500th episode when aired:

    I don't need to keep counting all my adventures
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