Chalkboard, Billboard, and Couch Gag Thread!

**The Governor** · 03-09-2010, 07:27 PM

The Irish didn't invent Mr. Potatohead.

**biffwestwood** · 03-09-2010, 08:16 PM

Human hearts are not a marshmallow surprise in Lucky Charms

Yellow moons in Lucky Charms are not my butt

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 03-10-2010, 03:30 AM

I did not shoot Mr. Burns

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 03-10-2010, 03:36 AM

I did not give the statue of Liberty to the US.

**cinco** · 03-10-2010, 03:42 AM

I will not make a youtube-video while the principal is recalling Vietnam-traumas.

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 03-10-2010, 03:44 AM

I will not relive my cafeteria lunch.

**cinco** · 03-10-2010, 03:48 AM

I will not call Ralph a pet.

**Jesse Pinkman** · 03-10-2010, 04:14 AM

I will not Give Strangers a "Pinch to grow an Inch"

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 03-10-2010, 05:04 AM

Billboard:

picture of Dr Nick Raveria with a cartoon speech bubble scripted:

"Doctor or Therapist? You decide!"

**cinco** · 03-11-2010, 05:10 AM

I will not use a voice-recording of Superintendent Chalmers to disturb the principal !

**hammster** · 03-11-2010, 07:48 AM

Ryting lyk dis does not mayke mii kool.

**cinco** · 03-11-2010, 09:20 AM

The moon is not discovered by Columbus.

**CalculatedChaos** · 03-11-2010, 09:41 AM

I will not try to convert my classmates to Scientology.

**cinco** · 03-11-2010, 09:56 AM

I will not sell my toe-nails to the mentally challenged rich kid.

**hammster** · 03-11-2010, 10:01 AM

I'm not 'Blacker than Obama'

**cinco** · 03-12-2010, 07:13 AM

I will not water the plants with Buzz Cola to give them more pep.

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 03-13-2010, 02:46 AM

I will not have a Disney crossover

**hammster** · 03-13-2010, 05:47 AM

It is not ironic that USF1 crashed and burnt...

The Queen did not invent the phone...

The first man on the moon was not Luke Skywalker, Richard Branson...

I will not 'woohoo' when I get to the end of the day without a detention...

Who the hell is Noel Edmonds?!

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 03-13-2010, 06:00 AM

I will not submit myself to the world

**hammster** · 03-13-2010, 06:01 AM

Skinner is a really cool guy.

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 03-13-2010, 06:07 AM

I will not burn before the fire

**hammster** · 03-13-2010, 06:12 AM

The schools dwindling chalk levels is not something to poke fun at.

**Fox Executive** · 03-13-2010, 06:13 AM

"I didn't start the fire."

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 03-13-2010, 10:38 AM

I will not disarm the elderly

**hammster** · 03-13-2010, 10:43 AM

Misinterpretation doesn't mean steal from Mrs Krabappel's 'special' draw.

**Jesse Pinkman** · 03-14-2010, 06:12 AM

i will not remind the audience of daylight savings time

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 03-14-2010, 08:31 AM

I will not convert to 2D

**Jesse Pinkman** · 03-14-2010, 08:33 AM

i will not beg people for slices of pie

**~~Bella Drape 'er~~** · 03-14-2010, 08:34 AM

I will not become the future of society

**biffwestwood** · 03-16-2010, 09:29 PM

Chalk gag for the 500th episode when aired:

I don't need to keep counting all my adventures

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