Chalkboard, Billboard, and Couch Gag Thread!

[hammster]

I smell

[Bella Drape 'er]

I will not publicise "International Skip School Day"

[hammster]

I will not publicise "International Skip School Day"

ZOMG everyone at our school is talking about that atm but anyway...

I am not the second, third or fourth reincarnation of Jesus.

[Bella Drape 'er]

ZOMG everyone at our school is talking about that atm but anyway...

same.

When is it again?

[hammster]

same.

When is it again?

Dunno. I'll check facebook lol...

[Bella Drape 'er]

Dunno. I'll check facebook lol...

ok.

[Jesse Pinkman]

it was thursday i believe {heh, i missed school that day, go figure}

This is not My Best Effort

[hammster]

ok.

We missed it. It was 25th of Feb.

EDIT: Bea beat me to it lol

[Bella Drape 'er]

it was thursday i believe {heh, i missed school that day, go figure}

This is not My Best Effort

We missed it. It was 25th of Feb.

EDIT: Bea beat me to it lol

ok thanks guys.


I will always undo my mistakes (children not included)

[hammster]

Just because I can eat 70 live locusts doesn't mean I should

[Bella Drape 'er]

Data inputting is not the adult punishment of writing on a chalkboard

[Jesse Pinkman]

"Growing Pains" Doesn't Mean What I Think it Does

[Jesse Pinkman]

Only Girls Can Touch My Hair, Not Milhouse

[cinco]

I will not enrage Zeus.

[hammster]

I will not make NHC run annoyingly slow

[biffwestwood]

There are not 12 seconds in a year, January 2nd, February 2nd.......

[Bella Drape 'er]

I will not defend my girlfriend's honour.

[Jesse Pinkman]

Yelling In an Argument Does Not Mean I am Automatically Right

[Bella Drape 'er]

I will not buy my own merchandise.

[Jesse Pinkman]

I Will not Give Up This Punishment For Lent

[hammster]

Despite this never having worked in the past this will work on this occasion

[Bella Drape 'er]

Re-doing stuff is only stupid because you're stupid for not doing it properly the first time

[biffwestwood]

I am not the fourth of the Sons of Tucson

(They should do this one next week due to the series premier of Sons of Tucson)

Couch Gag:

The family enter looking like KISS members. Bart is Gene Simmons, Lisa is Paul Stanley, Marge is Ace Frehley, Homer is Peter Criss, and Maggie is just herself which leads to the rest of the family quickly putting makeup on Maggie and changing her clothes to look like a fictionalized fifth KISS member.

[Jesse Pinkman]

I Will Not Hate Those Different Then me

[Bella Drape 'er]

"For the Courts to decide" is not another way to push blame

[CalculatedChaos]

Chalk is not just another way of keeping the white man down.

[Jesse Pinkman]

I Will Not Critiqe Others' Speling Erorrs

[Bella Drape 'er]

I will not serve anyone, if it's not involving food

[Bella Drape 'er]

I will not launder my feelings.

[Jesse Pinkman]

i will stop being a smartass when you stop being a dumbass

or bart could substitute something for ass, but i think it is good the way it is