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  1. 11-26-2009, 10:16 PM #301
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jake View Post
    Pilgrimage isn't a fetish.
    damn! out beaten again. but that's actually clever IMO
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    Yours would be better is you phrased it a little more eloquently. Something like: "Pilgrimage is not an immortal being."

    Here's one I thought up:
    "A pilgrimage is not where you adopt abandoned settlers."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disgruntled Goat View Post
    Yours would be better is you phrased it a little more eloquently. Something like: "Pilgrimage is not an immortal being."
    Thanks for trying to help with my crummy chalkboard gags.
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    This chalkboard punishment is not a sign of ADD.
    Well, ya'know if you stay positive and forget about trivial things like "proper characterization," "Satire," and "emotional depth" watching new Simpsons episodes can be a seemingly enjoyable lie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cinco View Post
    I will not release DVD-boxsets without commentaries !
    I will not break the fourth wall.
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    I will not go around writing lines on other teachers' chalkboards
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    By Reading This Chalkboard Gag, you have given me control of your mind for a few seconds
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    This is not the best of these gags
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    "Weird Al does it" is not an excuse to parody songs in music class
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    Why is the word "studying" kind of close to "Student Dying"?
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    Happy Holidays Everyone! {who says he can't be nice, remember "Have A Great Summer Everyone"}
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