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  1. 05-13-2006, 08:14 AM #31
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    I will not write 'MAIL-ORDER' on all the teachers' degrees
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    The teachers are not recording this so they can have a laugh watching it again
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    How come nobody's using Homerize.com's feature, that is perfect for this, yet?
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    Micheal Jackson isn't a flesh-eating zombie, he is some sort of a mutant.

    Chuck Norris aint funny no more.

    I was not in LA recently trying to cancell Family Guy.

    Oh my god, I haven't killed Kenny.

    I will no longer stalk people to see if they are xmen.
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    Well, ya'know if you stay positive and forget about trivial things like "proper characterization," "Satire," and "emotional depth" watching new Simpsons episodes can be a seemingly enjoyable lie.
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    Heh, I was just trying to think up some of my own chalkboards the other day for a new page on my site. Here's what I came up with, not great but ok i guess:
    The Internet was not invented for pornography
    I will not do the same thing I do every night [pinky and the brain reference, if you didn't guess]
    Milhouse is not an accordion [slightly subtle]
    Family Guy has never ripped off The Simpsons
    I did not meet my future self [south park ref]
    I did not invent the Internet
    Everyone is not sick of "Lost" already
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    I will not consort with the Devil
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    Salt and sugar are not practically the same food
    Rock, Paper, Scissors shouldn't be played literally
    Ketchup on my hands does not qualify as stigmata
    The booze in teacher's desk is purely medicinal
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    I will improve my spellling
    Frogspawn is not a legitimate taco filling
    Even the chalkboard gags are getting lame now
    I will not change the channel when this show ends
    I will not flood the Principal's office with custard
    I do not have the President of the USA in my pocket
    I am not God
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    The FOX Network is not DUMB.
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    I will not expose myself to construction workers
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