View Poll Results: Which of these episodes do you **** to **** the most?

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  • Bart the ****r

    15 28.85%
  • Bart's Friend Falls in ****

    5 9.62%
  • I **** Lisa

    13 25.00%
  • $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and ****d Legalized Gambling)

    9 17.31%
  • Homer ****s Flanders

    5 9.62%
  • Lady Bouvier's ****r

    5 9.62%
  • Monty Can't Buy Me ****

    0 0%
  • A Hunka Hunka Burns in ****

    0 0%
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    **** You NHC!

    In honor of Valentine's Day, I thought it'd be nice to have a little ****-fest and see what everyone's favorite episode with the word "****" in the title is. That's right, I said ****! So who's up for a little ****ing?

    Bart the ****r - A+ (Winner)
    Bart's Friend Falls in **** - A-
    I **** Lisa - A+
    $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and ****d Legalized Gambling) - B
    Homer ****s Flanders - B-
    Lady Bouvier's ****r - A
    Monty Can't Buy Me **** - D+
    A Hunka Hunka Burns in **** - C-

    **** you all!

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    Bart the ****r - A+ (Winner)
    Bart's Friend Falls in **** - A-
    I **** Lisa - A
    $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and ****d Legalized Gambling) - B
    Homer ****s Flanders - B-
    Lady Bouvier's ****r - A-
    Monty Can't Buy Me **** - D
    A Hunka Hunka Burns in **** - N/A
    It's a bit like having sex with a jellyfish: once might an interesting experiment, twice would be perversion!
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    My vote has to go to "Bart's Friend Falls in ****", being my favourite all-time ep and all.

    Bart the ****r - A
    Bart's Friend Falls In **** - A+
    I **** Lisa - A+
    $pringfield - B
    Homer ****s Flanders - B
    Lady Bouvier's ****r - B+
    Monty Can't Buy Me **** - C+
    A Hunk Hunk Burns in **** - C

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    Bart's Friend Falls In **** A*

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    Bart the ****r - A
    Bart's Friend Falls in **** - A-
    I **** Lisa - A (winner)
    $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and **** Legalized Gambling) - A
    Homer ****s Flanders - B-
    Lady Bouvier's ****r - A
    Monty Can't Buy Me **** - C-
    A Hunka Hunka Burns in **** - C

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    Bart the Lơver, followed by Bart's Friends Falls In Lơve.


    First i thought that the thread title was "fuck you NHC"

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    Quote Originally Posted by HOMR
    Bart the Lơver, followed by Bart's Friends Falls In Lơve.


    First i thought that the thread title was "fuck you NHC"
    I tried to use the "L" word in another post and was wondering why it was censored for a second until I got the joke. Pretty cool.

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    Bart The Fucker

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    I **** Lisa. I'm a sucker for that episode. It's heart-meltingly sweet.

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    Yes well done I'm sure we all thought of going

    Bart the Fucker A
    Bart's friend falls in Fuck A-
    I Fuck Lisa A
    $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Fuck Legalized Gambling) - A
    Homer Fuck's Flanders - B-
    Lady Bouvier's Fucker - A
    Monty Can't Buy Me Fuck - C-
    A Hunka Hunka Burns in Fuck - C

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    ^H_T and VeryJammy , all those episode titles are deeply disturbing. You people have scarred me for life.

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    Probably not as disturbed to see somebody quoting one of my posts and thinking that I'd somehow got a swear word for a username.

    Cool joke, though.

    I went for Bart the l0ver. And 'Homer fucks Flanders'...

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    Bart the ****r
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    Bart the F--ker

    I plan on watch I F--k Lisa, tonight, since it's most like Valentine's esque.

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    Man, I'd **** to see the episode Homer Fucks Flanders.

    But I voted for I Fuck Lisa.
    Ooh, they have the Internet on computers now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number 10767
    Man, I'd **** to see the episode Homer Fucks Flanders.

    But I voted for I Fuck Lisa.

    Homer ****s Flanders is probably the most amusing and I **** Lisa is probably the most disturbing.

    Bart the ****r: A+
    The episode that really fleshed out Krabappel and Bart. Sure, it did take a while to get over the whole fact that Bart was dating his teacher but the writing was strong and after a while I barely even noticed it. For some odd reason my favorite part is with the yo-yo's. Most be some strange childhood memory of school assemblies or such coming back.

    I **** Lisa: A
    A great characterization of Ralph. What more do I have to say?

    Lady Bouvier's ****r: B
    It has been a while since I've seen this so I'm sure that my opinion of this will change upon watching it for a second time but I found it amusing and laughed a few times. I was happy to see Grandpa was in the episode as I find him to be one of the funniest characters on the show however Marge's mother was a bit too indifferent to the whole ordeal and the wedding ending was a bit of a stretch. However I personally enjoyed the ending. I know many will disagree but I feel that it works.

    Bart's Friend Falls in ****: B-
    I know a ton of people say that this is their favorite episode and that this combined all the great elements of the Simpsons, and I can see that it's a quality episode however I'm bored by it. Outright bored and I find myself constantly skipping over bits and pieces of dialouge. Decent episode however I only find myself laughing once, and I think we can all guess what part that is.

    The others....I haven't seen.

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    I voted for I **** Lisa.

    Ralph ****ing Lisa is a classic!
    I'm just like Bart!
    I'm Bart, who are you? by NoHomers.net
    DO THE BARTMAN!!!!!!

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    Bart the ****r - A
    Bart's Friend Falls in **** - A
    I **** Lisa - A+
    $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and ****d Legalized Gambling) - B+
    Homer ****s Flanders - C+
    Lady Bouvier's ****r - A+ (Winner)
    Monty Can't Buy Me **** - D
    A Hunka Hunka Burns in **** - C

    I think we have to be careful, or Semaj will get a little too excited.

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    Bart's Friend Falls in **** close 2nd is Barth the ****r


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    I luv lisa or as you sickos call it I fuck lisa that one very creepy alternate title but homer fuck's flanders wins for most disturbing title

    I luv lisa - A+

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    Bart the ****r - A
    Bart's Friend Falls in **** - A-
    I **** Lisa - A (winner)
    $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and ****d Legalized Gambling) - A-
    Homer ****s Flanders - B-
    Lady Bouvier's ****r - A-
    Monty Can't Buy Me **** - C-
    A Hunka Hunka Burns in **** - D


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    Quote Originally Posted by Homer_Thompson
    Homer Fucks Flanders
    Christ, what is this, a synopsis someone posted on Wikipedia?
    And I'll go for I Fuck Lisa

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    Bart the Luver

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    Lady Bouvier's Lover followed by $pringfield and Bart the Lover
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    Lady Bouvier's Lover

    "Can i Come too?"

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    love you all! hehehe....

    oops...i thought love would appear as ****...it didn't. ruined the joke.
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    homer ****'s flanders A
    "Senile",eh?
    "Buck-toothed",am I?
    "Bony arms",are they?
    "Liverspots",did I?
    "Chinless",will you?
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    Yeah...I think Homer Loves Flanders is an excellent episode...probably one of the best with the word "Love" in it.

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    Bart the ****r

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    great line from that episode:
    "edna your's is truly a butt that wont quit"
    i love that line!!!!!

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