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[General Jack D. Ripper]

Best new member (past year or so) - Stevie V. Scrivello/Joey J.J.J.S/Coltonwiggum

Woo! I've been nominated. But Stevie will probably win...

[Matt B.]

Best new member: Joey Jo Jo

[moneychair2003]

member with the shortest replies.
i'd definetly win that.

i also suggest post question asker on springfield university.
if there was that, sniper squirrel would definietly win.

[Nebuchanezzar]

Heh. I think you guys are taking this a bit too seriously. So far, there's a grand total of about three people who have a massive interest in this (Imperciph, HT, Adam R) in addition to myself. There's no reason to go totally anal about something that clearly won't really be that difficult to deal with. And hey, those are my votes. If you had have read you would have seen I said I'd tack on any others afterwards if I see any new categories. It's not that difficult, my friends.

[Postmaster]

But more people would be intrested if we did it properly

I CALL FOR A MUTINY.

[Nebuchanezzar]

FINE! BE THAT WAY! KUPOMOG CAN TAKE IT OVER?!!

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

Woo! I've been nominated. But Stevie will probably win...

If I may ask, what has this "Scrivello" figure have going for him? What you have here, my friends, is an effete bootlick with an inferiority complex who not only is a complete dead weight in Simpsons discussions, but has a high postcount comprised of trifles that no one in their right mind would ever care to read! The man is a waste of the vote! I say we give it to coltonwiggum or Joey-Jo-Jo-Junior Shabadoo, the real contributors on this thread!

(If they made a prize for shameless brownnosing, I'd run away with it)

PS: I'm also seriously interested in these awards, so you know. At least I have the thought of one award I couldn't possibly lose to comfort me.

[coltonwiggum]

I guess we could just post the votes in this thread if that's what Jimmy wants. I'll post mine today or tomorrow.

And as for SVS' post, who the hell is Scrivello? He's definately not getting my vote.

[General Jack D. Ripper]

(If they made a prize for shameless brownnosing, I'd run away with it)

Then its official! The most acclaimed award will be the most shameless brownnoser!

[coltonwiggum]

Best Poster-Binky!
The first annual Kiyosuki award for lengthiest post- TFD?
Best GD moderator- Binky!
Best post- Drunk Barney!
Best poster under 18- Really not quite sure who everyone under 18 is, so... uh... Nameless!
Best avatar of a robot from Futurama who makes minimal appearances on the show, yet raises questions every time we see him- God, I hope I win this one.
Best episode of season 18- Can't say until they've all aired.
Worst episode of season 18- Can't say until they've all aired.
The most positive GD'er- Gatorgod (surprisingly close though...)
The most negative GD'er- Galalimit!
Simpsons-crazed maniac- Joey JoJo!
Comeback award- Haven't really been around for enough years yet to be sure about this one. But if FuzzyWuzzy is a come-backer, then I vote for him.
Best new member- SVS/Joey JoJo I told you I wasn't voting for that pig-of-a-man, Scrivello.
Best non-US contributor- *breaks into song* Tomaaaaaaaaccooooooo, he's the man; who's name, you'd love to tooooouch. But you mustn't toooooouch! His name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it you mustn't FEAR; Because his name can be said, by anyooooooone! *ends song, looks around room, and runs out crying*
Best member of the initials krew-Jimmy C!
Best rate/reviewer- Just to give the guy some credit, TriforceBun.
Member who is the worst thing to happen to this forum- His name haunts my nightmares, but for the sake of this unholy little thing we got going here I'll type it backwards; Egarots Aggin Daed
Biggest Burnsasexual- SVS!
Most likely to be on drugs- Druggy Mc Drugdrug (Joey's lovable neighbour, who's always getting himself into trouble).
Most likely to get over their Simpson's obsession and get a girlfriend- Corkus
Funniest member- Homer_Thompson
The Galalimit 'angriest member' award (and by angry, we mean jerkass) - DNS
Nicest member- Close call, close call... is what I would say if it had of been a close call (which it most certainly was not) Binky!
Best Female- All of them.

[moneychair2003]

Funniest member- Homer_Thompson

i definetly agree with you saying that Homer_Thompson is the funniest member.

[General Jack D. Ripper]

Simpsons-crazed maniac- Joey JoJo!

What? Simpsons? Someone said Simpsons? I remember the episode where Homer yelled into a baby carriage "LLIIISSSAAA!" I love the simpsons.

[grissom]

Flipping channels a little while ago I hit the end credits of whatever episode the "glove slap" thing is from and had to turn the sound off. My mom was in the other room, and that song is fucking embarrassingly stupid. I felt like an idiot while that was playing, considering how much I constantly praise this show. Terrible stuff.

[Binky]

Love Shack is a pretty classic 80s song, and if your mom was listening from the other room, I doubt she would've even been able to tell it wasn't the original song. And the modified lyrics are pretty funny anyway, at least in the context of the episode.

[Stevie V. Scrivello]

Best Poster-TFD. Or Jimmy C. Both?
The first annual Kiyosuki award for lengthiest post- TFD, I must say
Best GD moderator- Binky
Best post- I'll get back to you on that one
Best poster under 18- Harlan Banks or TFD
Best avatar of a robot from Futurama who makes minimal appearances on the show, yet raises questions every time we see him- Yeah, um coltonwiggum
Best episode of season 18- Springfield Up, so far.
Worst episode of season 18- Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times.
The most positive GD'er- Gatorgod (because you have to give someone who lists Kill the Alligator and Run as their favorite episode some credit...)
The most negative GD'er- Galalimit, such an angry, angry young man
Simpsons-crazed maniac- Joey Jo-Jo-Junior Shabadoo, probably. Then again, doesn't almost everyone here qualify?
Comeback award- Sheesh, I've only been here three months! FuzzyWuzzy?
Best new member- Joey Jo-Jo or coltonwiggum, both awesome. I say we throw Scrivello into a Turkish prison.
Best non-US contributor- Mr. Imperciph, I salute you.
Best member of the initials krew-Jimmy C
Best rate/reviewer- There's so many good ones....
Member who is the worst thing to happen to this forum- Little Kid Lover
Biggest Burnsasexual- I guess you have to give it to the man who decorates his profile with pictures of Smithers and constantly gushes about how great Monty Burns is...that'd be me.
Most likely to be on drugs- Hmm...I'll get back to this one too
Most likely to get over their Simpson's obsession and get a girlfriend-Cartoonnetwork
Funniest member- Homer_Thompson, has he thought about stand up comedy?
The Galalimit 'angriest member' award : DNS. He scares me.
Nicest member- Jolly Bengali
Best Female- They're all great people. And that's completely impersonal (Reverend Lovejoy is my favorite, though).

[DumHonkey]

I get hammered for my love Kill the Alligator and run and Gator God gets the nod?

Ok, I can see that. He is extremely positive. Go Gator Go.

[Xt'Tapalatakettle]

Flipping channels a little while ago I hit the end credits of whatever episode the "glove slap" thing is from and had to turn the sound off. My mom was in the other room, and that song is fucking embarrassingly stupid. I felt like an idiot while that was playing, considering how much I constantly praise this show. Terrible stuff.

Seriously? My friends and I must consequently be stupid for enjoying that song. In fact, that's probably the only part to E.I.E.I.-D'oh I actually like. Oh well, I guess we'll just go on being stupid.

What's with all these "awards"? Can I get the award for oddest combination of letters in my board name? I'd also like to nominate coltonwiggum for best in bed.

[General Jack D. Ripper]

Best Poster- Jimmy C, Imperich or Kiyosuki... Flipping a coin...Kiyosuki
The first annual Kiyosuki award for lengthiest post- TFD
Best GD moderator- Binky
Best post- ummmmm....
Best poster under 18- Adam R
Best avatar of a robot from Futurama who makes minimal appearances on the show, yet raises questions every time we see him- DNS. (note sarcasm)
Best episode of season 18- Springfield Up
Worst episode of season 18- Kill Gil
The most positive GD'er- Gatorgod
The most negative GD'er- Galalimit. Bitch, bitch, bitch!
Simpsons-crazed maniac- I didn't realize I was such a good canidate for this one. I guess...coltonwiggum
Comeback award- Well I'm just gonna go with the flow and say FuzzyWuzzy.
Best new member- Scrivello so he doesn't get too depressed in the Turkish prison
Best non-US contributor- Jimmy C
Best member of the initials krew-Adam R because I put Jimmy C up for best non US conrtributer and I want to spread the wealth.
Best rate/reviewer- Drunk Barney is the first that comes to mind
Member who is the worst thing to happen to this forum- Little Kid Lover
Biggest Burnsasexual- SVS
Most likely to be on drugs- so many canidates...
Most likely to get over their Simpson's obsession and get a girlfriend-Corkus
Funniest member- Homer_Thompson
The Galalimit 'angriest member' award : DNS
Nicest member- Binky
Best Female- Reverend Lovejoy, because that's the first that springs to mind.

EDIT: Jimmy C, you might want to retabulate cause I changed a couple.

[Nebuchanezzar]

Do people realise that I'm not from the US?

These have been pretty easy to understand and tabulate so far. I don't know what Thompson et al were blabbering on about before. Let's hope their inane prejudices don't prohibit them from posting their choices. :silly:

[Postmaster]

Best Poster: Kiyosuki
The first annual Kiyosuki award for lengthiest post:Well, Kiyosuki obviously
Best GD moderator:Mike Scully
Best post: Not sure, IF ONLY I HAD A LIST OF NOMINATIONS TO CHOOSE FROM
best poster under 18: Adam R
Best episode of season 18: I don't think I'm elligable
Worst episode of season 18: see above
The most positive GD'er: Coltonwiggum
The most negative GD'er: Sideshow Tim
Simpsons-crazed maniac: Whoever it was that started that thread about breaking episodes down, joke by joke
Comeback award: Why is everyone here saying fuzzy, he's been here fairly consistently, Jimbo I spose
Best new member: Stevie V. Scrivello
best non-US contributor: Imperciph
best member of the initials krew: Adam R
Best rate/reviewer: Veryjammy
Member who is the worst thing to happen to this forum: billoakley, joshweinstein ;-/
Biggest Burnsasexual: aljean
Most likely to be on drugs: Roger Myers III, Veryjammy
Most likely to get over their Simpson's obsession and get a girlfriend: None, we're all doomed to live a lonely misreable life.
Funniest member: Jamie
The mohammed jafar 'angriest member' award: Veryjammy
Nicest member: Drunk Barney
Best Female: Whichever one I have the best chance with so you know, if any of you girls want to "convince" me somehow, I'll come back and edit my vote.

Homer_Thompson, has he thought about stand up comedy?

I so could not do it, It's all right here in writing, where I can think about everything, but in real life I'm the most nervous person in the world, Plus I'm not funny enough. And I couldn't do sitcom because I'd struggle with things like dialouge and characters.
But it would be a bit of a dream to be involved in comedy somehow if I thought I was good enough.

[Disgruntled Goat]

^Get confidence, stupid!

I don't pay close attention to who says what and when, but I'll take a stab at a few noms:

Best Poster: Roger Meyers III
The first annual Kiyosuki award for lengthiest post: Well...Kiyosuki, I guess.
Best GD moderator: Jolly Bengali
Best post: ...no idea, it seems no one remembers individual posts that well. Maybe if some people suggest a few good ones?
best poster under 18: dunno, not gonna go through everyone's profiles to find who's under 18
Best episode of season 18: Springfield Up
Worst episode of season 18: Kill Gil
The most positive GD'er: GatorGod
The most negative GD'er: Galalimit
Simpsons-crazed maniac: Reverend Lovejoy
Comeback award: -
Best new member (past year or so): -
best non-US contributor: VeryJammy
best member of the initials krew: Adam R
Best rate/reviewer: Kiyosuki
Biggest Burnsasexual: SVS
Most likely to be on drugs: H_T
Most likely to get over their Simpson's obsession and get a girlfriend: Neb/Jimmy C
Funniest member: H_T
The mohammed jafar 'angriest member' award (and by angry, we mean passionate): Galalimit
Nicest member: Binky
Best Female: aoife (her and Nameless are the only girls I've seen posting in GD)

[Postmaster]

^ regarding female members, the most prominent are aoife, mira, nameless, palposhs_cat_ovenmittens formerly Ralphs_cat_ovenmittens, Reverend Lovejoy and a couple of people I've just greatly offended by forgetting.
Not many people seem to notice Mira, I'm not sure why.

And I can categorically deny being on drugs, (unless we're counting caffeine and alcohol) but Jammy I think has actually said he does cocaine so it can only really be him. The morally corrupt gay sicko.

[MegaSvensk]

Have you guys seen this commercial with Phil Hartman for an Atari 2600 hockey game? Really quite funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lROb1vWNiig

[Imperciph]

Best Poster: Kiyosuki
The first annual Kiyosuki award for lengthiest post: http://www.nohomers.net/showpost.php...3&postcount=10 or http://www.nohomers.net/showpost.php...2&postcount=11
Best GD moderator:Mike Scully
Best post: technical difficulties refrain me from choosing
best poster under 18: Adam R
Best episode of season 18: Springfield Up
Worst episode of season 18: Jazzy and The Pussycats
The most positive GD'er: Gatorgod
The most negative GD'er: Galalimit
Simpsons-crazed maniac: coltonwiggum
Comeback award: Sugartits McJimbo (even though the lazy bastard never posts frequently after returning)
Best new member: Stevie V. Scrivello
best non-US contributor: Homer_Thompson
best member of the initials krew: Jimmy C
Best rate/reviewer: Veryjammy
Biggest Burnsasexual: Tim Long
Most likely to be on drugs: Roger Myers III
Most likely to get over their Simpson's obsession and get a girlfriend: Veryjammy
Funniest member: Jamie
The mohammed jafar 'angriest member' award: Veryjammy
Nicest member: Drunk Barney
Best Female: aoife

[Adam R]

What? Simpsons? Someone said Simpsons? I remember the episode where Homer yelled into a baby carriage "LLIIISSSAAA!" I love the simpsons.

You're really pushing to get that funniest member award, aren't you?

Anyway,

Best Poster TheForbiddenKiyociph C. Ok, umm.... Kiyo (since it's easier to nominate the others in different categories).
The first annual Kiyosuki award for lengthiest post No idea
Best GD moderator Current? Mike Scully
Best poster under 18 TFD
Best episode of season 18 G.I.D'oh so far for me
Worst episode of season 18 Revengex3
The most positive GD'er
The most negative GD'er Galalimit, undoubtedly
Simpsons-crazed maniac Ivan P
Comeback award Hmm, I suppose I'd say Jimbo
Best new member Joey Jo Jo (but only because SVS will already have his Burnsasexual award)
Best non-US contributor Imperciph
Best member of the initials krew Nebby C
Best rate/reviewer Veryjammy
Member who is the worst thing to happen to this forum Adam R
Biggest Burnsasexual Stevie, obviously
Most likely to be on drugs Really, no idea
Most likely to get over their Simpson's obsession and get a girlfriend Veryjammy :silly:
Funniest member Homer_Thompson
The mohammed jafar 'angriest member' award Mohammed Jafar?
Nicest member Drunk Barney
Best Female Nameless

EDIT: Damn you Imperciph, taking my answer for that Simpsons obsession thing just before me!

[brody]

[QUOTE=Adam R]You're really pushing to get that funniest member award, aren't you?



Best Poster Imperich
The first annual Kiyosuki award for lengthiest post No idea
Best GD moderator Binky
Best poster under 18 Adam R.
Best episode of season 18 Springfield Up
Worst episode of season 18 The Wife Aquatic
The most positive GD'er Gatorgod
The most negative GD'er Galalimit
Simpsons-crazed maniac Ivan P
Comeback award Jimbo
Best new member Steve V. Scrivello
Best non-US contributor Imperciph
Best member of the initials krew Jimmy C.
Best rate/reviewer Veryjammy
Member who is the worst thing to happen to this forum Little Kid Lover
Biggest Burnsasexual Stevie
Most likely to be on drugs Little Kid Lover
Most likely to get over their Simpson's obsession and get a girlfriend Homer_Thompson
Funniest member Homer_Thompson
The mohammed jafar 'angriest member' award Galamit
Nicest member Drunk Barney
Best Female Nameless

[General Jack D. Ripper]

You're really pushing to get that funniest member award, aren't you?

Na, I'm okay with not getting it. H_T deserves it.

[moneychair2003]

Best Poster Kiyo
The first annual Kiyosuki award for lengthiest post N/A
Best GD moderator Binky
Best poster under 18 N/A
Best episode of season 18 hahawed couple
Worst episode of season 18 Jazzy and the pussycats
The most positive GD'er N/A
The most negative GD'er Galalimit
Simpsons-crazed maniac Ivan P
Comeback award N/A
Best new member SVS
Best non-US contributor Homer_Thompson
Best member of the initials krew Adam_R
Best rate/reviewer MattG_Fan
Member who is the worst thing to happen to this forum N/A
Biggest Burnsasexual SVS
Most likely to be on drugs N/A
Most likely to get over their Simpson's obsession and get a girlfriend Veryjammy
Funniest member Homer_Thompson
The mohammed jafar 'angriest member' award N/A
Nicest member N/A
Best Female aoife

note:
N/A slots to be filled in soon

[coltonwiggum]

I say we throw Scrivello into a Turkish prison.

Turkish prison doesn't even scratch the surface. I say tribulation and crucifixion are just the beginning. BTW, Jimmy are you countin' these votes ok?

[TheForbiddenDonut]

I'm flattered to be on so many lists. But in all honesty, I think Imperciph is far more deserving of the lengthiest post award.

Best Poster- Imperciph
The first annual Kiyosuki award for lengthiest post- Imperciph
Best GD moderator- Mike Scully
Best poster under 18- Adam R
Best episode of season 18- Springfield Up
Worst episode of season 18- Jazzy and the Pussycats (although I have missed a few episodes)
The most positive GD'er- Gatorgod
The most negative GD'er- Galalimit
Simpsons-crazed maniac- Everyone
Comeback award- FuzzyWuzzy or Jimbo, but I'll go with Fuzzy.
Best new member- Stevie
Best non-US contributor- Jimmy C.
Best rate/reviewer- Mike Scully
Biggest Burnsasexual- Stevie
Most likely to be on drugs- Adam R, just because.
Most likely to get over their Simpson's obsession and get a girlfriend-Cartoonnetwork
Funniest member- Jimmy C.
The Galalimit 'angriest member' award : DNS
Nicest member- Kiyosuki
Best Female- Nameless