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  1. 03-09-2005, 11:04 PM #1
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    Favorite Blackboard Sentences

    I no longer want my MTV.
    And now, for our feature presentation..

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    The very first one, I will not waste chalk.
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    "I will not waste chalk" was one of the few that made me actually laugh...

    Also:

    -I will not defame New Orleans.
    -I will never win an Emmy.
    -Beans are neither a fruit nor musical.
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    I will not cut corners
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    ha ha my favorite
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    "Sentences"? Heh.

    I like the ones Perplatado and Marshy mentioned.
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    - I will not waste chalk
    - All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy
    - Coffee is not for kids
    - I will not mess with the opening credits
    - I will not defame New Orleans
    - I will not cut corners
    - I will not call my teacher "hot cakes"
    - They are laughing at me, not with me
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    "I will not", then Bart axing the blackboard. Some other lines are amusing, but this one I find is the funniest to watch.
    Bart: "Please don't call our parents!"
    Chief: "I'm afraid I have to for hijinks like these. Hijinks - it's a funny word. Three dotted letters in a row."
    Eddie: "Is it hyphenated?"
    Chief: "It used to be, back in the good old days, you know. Of course, every generation hyphenates the way it wants to. Then there's *NSYNC! What the hell is that? Jump in any time there, Eddie, these are good topics."
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    "I will not use abbrev."
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    I am not a 32 year old woman
    I will not show off
    Noone likes sunburn slappers
    I will not squeak chalk
    "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender
    I will not yell "she's dead" during roll call
    Goldfish dont bounce
    I am not authorised to fire substitute teachers
    I will not celebrate meaningless milestones (100th)
    Cursive writing doesn't mean what I think it does
    I was not told to do this
    My but does not deserve a website
    I will not demand what I'm worth
    I will not mess with the opening credits (at Couch Gag)
    Hillbillies are people too
    Loose teeth don't need my help
    Dodgeball stops at the gym door
    Nobody Reads these anymore
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    "I will not conduct my own fire drills"
    "I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty"
    "They are laughing at me not with me"
    "I will not cut corners."
    "I will finish what I start....
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    What do you mean ACTUALLY? Are you saying that none of us do like the ones we have chosen
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