Ask Simpsons Questions Here (Jokes We Don't Get, Which Episode, etc.)

[Real Melvin]

I thought this was even said aloud in the episode-- "don't mess yourself". the "ew" tells us mess must mean soil-- i.e. don't shit your pants

don't think there's any other "DMY", and even if so I doubt the writers knew there was.

[Jesse Pinkman]

i honestly didn't know 'mess' meant soil. i had no idea what it meant. like i said, i felt stupid for asking, but i knew if i didn't it would bug me. thanks

[TriforceBun]

Has the show ever referenced or had Gilbert Gottfried as a guest voice?

[EJT501]

What were the names Homer was offering Marge that were boob themed?

there was
Chesty Lerue
Hottie Mcboob
and . . .

[Jesse Pinkman]

busty st claire is the only other one i remember

[Flimpson Tide]

According to SNPP's airdates list, most episodes between seasons 5 and 10 had no more than two airings on Fox. The Old Man and the Lisa, Grade School Confidential and Spin-Off Showcase actually aired on Fox only once. Did Fox actually have good programming in the 90's that they didn't need to stick repeats all over the schedule like they do now?

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What episode was this from...

Bart was crying for something and Marge give something to him and he stopped crying. Than Homer started crying for beer (Marge gave him the beer like a milk-bottle) and he stopped crying...

Also it would be kewl if you give me a clip from that scene.

[CousinMerl]

^ The Heartbroke Kid, Season 16

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^ The Heartbroke Kid, Season 16

kewl, thanks... And i can't find any site with simpsons clips on it (googled...) Is there any?

[♩ ♪ ♫ ♬]

yeah it's copyrighted material, that's why you can't find any

[Gajinga]

What is the piece of music that the string quartet are playing in the back of the "Cloister's Academy" bus in Lisa Simpson, this isn't your life?

[Real Melvin]

The Four Seasons - Spring (the first one). by Vivaldi.

[Worst_Episode_Ever]

A joke I don't get (sorry if it's been covered before)

In Lisa on Ice, Moe walks in while the family is having dinner... It's sort of out of place and came from nowhere....

Is it a reference to something?

Here is the dialogue

Moe walks in.

Moe: Hello.
Homer: Moe, what are you doing here?
Moe: What? What, a bartender can't come by and say hi to his best
customer? Hey, hey there, Midge. Oh, gee, I like what you've
done with your hair.
Marge: You caught me at a _real_ bad time, Moe. I hope you understand
I'm too tense to pretend I like you.
Moe: Uh, and how are the little kids doing? I mean, _really_, how are
they doing? Any disabling injuries, something, say, that the
gambling community might not yet know about? [grabs Bart's leg]
Come here, let me see those knees.
Marge: [stands up] Moe, I think you should leave. [forces him out]
Moe: But Blanche, you gotta help me out here, please! I'm 64 grand in
the hole! They're going to take my thumbs!

[Cash Kerouac]

I believe the joke is that Moe was planning to bet on the kid's hockey game and he was trying to gather some inside information.

[Pete Carroll]

Hi, does anyone have a screen capture of Otto trying to win the Harvard diploma in the prize machine with the claw, preferably with the diploma shown? It's from Team Homer. Thanks so much!

[iambobdole1]

Does anyone know what episode this comes from? Also, was it a reference of some sort. I remember it seemed kind of specific looking.

[bartyboy]

marge vs everyone

[Gorilla's Choice]

can anyone tell me what episode this comes from?

[arii]

Probably The Girl Who Slept Too Little.

[Rebekah]

Oh, I don't want to walk that far. Anything that takes more than 12 steps isn't worth doing! Eh? 12? Get it? Steps! Hehehe.- Homer J. Simpson

What does this joke mean?

[Dark Homer]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twelve-step_program

[Rebekah]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twelve-step_program

Ahh, I see.
Not really up to date with those terms :P

[Jesse Pinkman]

what's the episode where homer wants to stay at moe's, but he was leaving to easter island (i think) and homer says something about "The giant heads" and moe is all confused?

what's that episode and what's the joke?

[NotAHomer]

Hello good people!

I just watched the "Catch 'Em If You Can" (Season 15 Episode 18) on TV and there was a clip before they headed out to the airport, where Homer was singing or doing a parody of this song.
The melody has been stuck in my mind ever since.

Can someone please tell me the song name?

Thank you

[Cash Kerouac]

what's the episode where homer wants to stay at moe's, but he was leaving to easter island (i think) and homer says something about "The giant heads" and moe is all confused?

what's that episode and what's the joke?

Season 9's "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons." The exact exchange is:

Homer: But, you can't leave. We're scammin' an old lady at my house, and I need a place to hide out.
Moe: Sorry, Homer. I've been plannin' this vacation for years. I'm finally gonna see Easter Island.
Homer: Oh, right. With the giant heads.
Moe: With the what now?

I believe the joke is that Moe was ignorant or bizarre enough to have always wanted to visit a particular place without knowing about its most notable, and some would say only, attraction.

Hello good people!

I just watched the "Catch 'Em If You Can" (Season 15 Episode 18) on TV and there was a clip before they headed out to the airport, where Homer was singing or doing a parody of this song.
The melody has been stuck in my mind ever since.

Can someone please tell me the song name?

Thank you

I believe you're thinking of "Conga" by Gloria Estefan. This is where Homer's signing something along the lines of "Come on everybody have some sexual congress, not the type of congress that contains Paul Tsongas." right?

[NotAHomer]

I believe you're thinking of "Conga" by Gloria Estefan. This is where Homer's signing something along the lines of "Come on everybody have some sexual congress, not the type of congress that contains Paul Tsongas." right

I think that's the one. Great song. Thank you

[Jesse Pinkman]

thanks cash kerouac!

[Cash Kerouac]

No problem, gents.

[IceDoesntHelp]

On episode LABF08 ("Father Knows Worst") I don't get it when Homer is clapping when Noah is saying all of the states capitals. Is he attempting to make Noah say it faster, if so, it doesn't seem like Homer is going at a faster pace then his Helicopter Parent. If not, I don't get it.

[Real Melvin]

I think he's joining in? Homer does seem to be the type to be mesmerized by clapping, and perhaps he's taking part, say, as an audience member would at the circus.