Brake My Wife, Please: B




Brake My Wife, Please: B
The original Favorite and least favorite by season
Shorts: 1: The Pacifier Watching TV 2: World War III Maggie's Brain 3: Bathtime Scary Movie
Episodes: 1: Krusty Gets Busted The Telltale Head 2: Bart Gets an F The War of the Simpsons 3: Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations 4: Brother From the Same Planet Krusty Gets Kancelled 5: Cape Feare $pringfield 6: Homer Badman Lisa on Ice 7: King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpialad'ohcious The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9: Girly Edition The Trouble with Trillions 10: Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" 11: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12: HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13: Tales from the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Bart-Mangled Banner 16: Don't Fear the Roofer She Used to Be My Girl 17: My Fair Laddy The Italian Bob 18: The Haw-Hawed Couple You Kent Always Say What You Want 19: Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20: Gone Maggie Gone Four Great Women and a Manicure 21: The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22: Homer Scissorhands How Munched is That Birdie in the Window? 23: The Falcon and the D'ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again 24: Hardly Kirk-ing What Animated Women Want
Bart Gets an Elephant: A-
The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons: 4/5 B
Lisa the Skeptic: 4/5 B+
Bart Carny: 3.5/5 B- - I used to really dislike this episode
The Joy of Sect: 4.5/5 A- - Never realized before that Mirkin was the showrunner for this episode.
Season 24: Moonshine River: C | Treehouse of Horror XXIII: B- | Adventures in Baby-Getting: B+ | Gone Abie Gone: C+ | Penny-Wiseguys: D+ | A Tree Grows in Springfield: C- | The Day the Earth Stood Cool: B+ | To Cur With Love: B+ | Homer Goes to Prep School: C | A Test Before Trying: B- | The Changing of the Guardian: C+ | Love is a Many-Splintered Thing: C | Hardly Kirk-ing: B- | Gorgeous Grampa: B+ | Black-Eyed, Please: B- | Dark Knight Court: B- | What Animated Women Want: C | Pulpit Friction: B- | Whiskey Business: C | The Fabulous Faker Boy: C | The Saga of Carl Carlson: B- | Dangers on a Train: B+
My Season Rankings: 4, 7, 5, 6, 8, 3, 2, 9, 1, 15, 14, 16, 10, 13, 21, 20, 17, 19, 23, 22, 12, 18, 11
Holdays of Future passed ~ A-
The book job ~ A
Seasons 1-9 - Classic era
10-12 - Scully era
13-16 - Silver age
16.5 - Into the abyss
17 - The shit abyss
18-24 - Zombie Simpsons
The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed - F
One of the few episodes that I'd call utter crap; it's just an awful episode.
Marge Be Not Proud---5/5
Maude Flanders: My eyes have been soiled!
Homer: Come on, Maude. The human wang is a beautiful thing!
Homer: Here's your giraffe, little girl!
Ralph: I'm a boy!
Homer: That's the spirit! Never give up.
I'm Lisa, who are you? by The No Homers Club




Regarding Margie: B-
Lisa Gets an 'A': 4/5 B+
Mom and Pop Art: 4/5 B+
The Old Man and the 'C' Student: 3.5/5 B-
Monty Can't Buy Me Love: 3/5 C - One of the first episodes that I thought was really stupid
They Saved Lisa's Brain: 4/5 B
New Kid on the Block - A+
Marge on the lam ~ A++
The last temptation of Homer ~ A-
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The Monkey Suit: B+
Old yeller belly ~ A-/B+
Mr Spritz goes to washington ~ A-
She of little faith ~ B+
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Summer of 4 Ft. 2
I was only able to half watch it as I was cooking but I remember it well. There's some really good jokes from Homer, the whole run where the family are playing that board game and Lisa draws the "poindexter" card which has an uncanny resemblance to Milhouse... something that Homer is all too happy to point out*. I love the look Homer gets when he sees the card! Oh, and the bit where he buys the illegal fireworks from the convenience store but tries to distract the clerk buy also buying cigars, a copy of "American Breast Enthusiasts" magazine, a bottle of whiskey (Old Harper?), a large box of condoms and a couple of disposable enemas is brilliant. And, then when Homer gets back to the beach house and Marge sees the contents of his shopping bag and says "I don't know what you've got planned for tonight but count me out"... I'm cracking up just thinking about it. I could carry on, the more I think about the episode, the more great little moments come to mind (Bart strapping Milhouse into the baby seat, Homer with his improvised swimming trunks...) but I'll be hear for ever if I list them all.
All in all, a solid episode.
*Whilst I was looking for the exact quote, I found out that there are three people called Homer Poindexter in there USA, two in Texas and one in Arkansas.
The Great Wife Hope - 3.5/5
When Flanders Failed: 4.5/5 A-
Bart the Murderer: 4.5/5 A-
Homer Defined: 4.5/5 A-
I'm Goin' to Praiseland: 3/5 C+
Children of a Lesser Clod: 3.5/5 B-
Simpson Tall Tales: 3/5 C
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Bart the Murderer A+
Lisa the Greek - 4/5
I always thought this was episode was kinda average in classic terms but I really appreciated it this time. I thought they made Lisa's feelings realistic for a girl of her age in that situation (a sense of betrayal per say) and the ending was a cute way to end the story IMO.




Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play: B
Itchy and Scratchy the movie ~ A
Hunka Burns in love ~ B
The old man and the key ~ A
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by: Lionel Hutz
The Ziff Who Came To Dinner - C
Fraudcast News - C
Any Given Sundance - D
Mother Simpson: 5/5 A
Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming: 5/5 A
22 Short Films About Springfield: 5/5 A
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