Mother: [from downstairs] Seymour, your friend Bart is here.
Skinner: I know, Mother!
Mother: Seymour, do you want me to tell you when it's 7:30?
Skinner: No, Mother!
Sweet Seymour Skinner's... 5/5
Mother: [from downstairs] Seymour, your friend Bart is here.
Skinner: I know, Mother!
Mother: Seymour, do you want me to tell you when it's 7:30?
Skinner: No, Mother!
Sweet Seymour Skinner's... 5/5
Two Dozen and One Greyhounds: 6.5/10 -- B-
It's just very dull. The ending was completely anti-climatic and it lacked any real good gags. Would have been worse were it not for "See My Vest".
The PTA Disbands!: 7.5/10 -- B/B+
It's got a pretty thin plot that spends a lot of time almost wandering around in circles, and I don't like the ending, but it's got so many great gags. The PTA Meeting, Jasper, "Come on Edna we both know these children have no futures!" etc.
Homie the Clown: 8.25/10 -- B+
It's very funny but doesn't offer much else.
Secrets of a Successful Marriage: 9.5/10 -- A
Not only utterly hilarious in every way, but also a nice look into Marge and Homer's relationship; rather than just being "Homer and Marge fall out and make up again", it's an episode which explores the foundations their marriage is built on. Not quite perfect though, Homer's character was perhaps bent a tiny bit too far at times - though it was still funny.
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Homer The Smithers -- A
Wild Bart's Can't Be Broken -- A
The Last Of The Red Hat Mama's -- D




Million Dollar Maybe
B+
The original Favorite and least favorite by season
Shorts: 1: The Pacifier Watching TV 2: World War III Maggie's Brain 3: Bathtime Scary Movie
Episodes: 1: Krusty Gets Busted The Telltale Head 2: Bart Gets an F The War of the Simpsons 3: Homer at the Bat Separate Vocations 4: Brother From the Same Planet Krusty Gets Kancelled 5: Cape Feare $pringfield 6: Homer Badman Lisa on Ice 7: King-Size Homer Lisa the Iconoclast 8: Simpsoncalifragilisticexpialad'ohcious The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase 9: Girly Edition The Trouble with Trillions 10: Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" 11: Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner? Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder 12: HOMЯ Tennis the Menace 13: Tales from the Public Domain She of Little Faith 14: The Dad Who Knew Too Little Helter Shelter 15: The Ziff Who Came to Dinner Bart-Mangled Banner 16: Don't Fear the Roofer She Used to Be My Girl 17: My Fair Laddy The Italian Bob 18: The Haw-Hawed Couple You Kent Always Say What You Want 19: Funeral for a Fiend All About Lisa 20: Gone Maggie Gone Four Great Women and a Manicure 21: The Bob Next Door The Color Yellow 22: Homer Scissorhands How Munched is That Birdie in the Window? 23: The Falcon and the D'ohman A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do Again
The Old Man and the "C" Student - 3.5/5
Monty Can't Buy Me Love - 2.5/5
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Deep space Homer ~ A
Homer the vigilante ~ A/A-
Much Apu about nothing ~ A-/B+
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Seasons 1-9 - Classic era
10-12 - Scully era
13-16 - Silver age
16.5 - Into the abyss
17 - The shit abyss
18-24 - Zombie Simpsons
Lisa the Greek - 7/10
[SIZE=1] Check out my South Park episode ideas in my user notes (Note: It's the fifth and last note): http://www.nohomers.net/usernote.php...ewuser&u=41294
"I got blisters on me fingers!" ~ Ringo Starr (Helter Skelter)
Led Zeppelin IV > Houses of the Holy > Physical Graffiti > Led Zeppelin II > Led Zeppelin I > Led Zeppelin III > Presence > In Through the Out Door > Coda
Boy Scoutz N the Hood : 14/20 3.5/5
The Last Temptation of Homer : 15/20 4/5
$pringfield : 15/20 4/5
Homer the Vigilante : 14/20 3.5/5
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zartok: I'm glad to see someone else likes Homer the Vigilante. I find it criminally underrated.
The Color Yellow
D
They Saved Lisa's Brain - 3/5








the scorpion's tale- 2.5/5
forget the terrible 'twist' side effect, it's pretty boring with next to no laughs and has one of the worst 'twists' in the show i've ever seen. only thing that saves it from being a total failure is a couple laughs here and there, mostly in the first act
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Last tap dance in Springfield ~ B
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Homer the Vigilante - 8/10
Bart Gets Famous : 11/20 3/5
Homer and Apu : 13/20 3.5/5
Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy : 12/20 3/5
Lemon of Troy A+
The Springfield Connection A-
Home Sweet Home Diddly Dum Doodily A-
A field of A's there. Not a fan of Homer the Vigilante (can recall it feeling almost Scullyish at times) but I've not seen it in a long time.
Trouble With Trillions - D
- Simpson Christmas Stories (Decent but nothing more)
- Last Tap Dance In Springfield (I watched this episode so I could prepare myself to write my review for the Weekly episode discussion club in a couple of days)
- Kamp Krusty (I'm starting to go through Season 4 again)
I'll probably be watching another two episodes this afternoon. We'll see...








last tap dance in springfield- 3.5/5 (maybe 4)
Deep Space Homer : 14/20 3.5/5
Homer Loves Flanders : 17/20 4.5/5 Underrated.
Bart gets an elephant : 15/20 4/5
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Thirty Minutes over Tokyo - 4/5




Lemon of Troy
A+
Moe Baby Blues - 7.75/10 A nice season finale. It was nice to see a more human side to Moe, and the ending was nice. However, I wasn't too keen on the initial premise (the flower opening), and some scenes dragged a bit.
Take My Wife Sleaze - 5.25/10 Middle of the road (no pun intended) episode for Season 11, that started off okay, improved, then deterioated, with a rather ridiculous climax.
The Great Simpsina - 5/10 Typical late Jean, but nothing awful, meaning it's probably one of Season 22's better episodes. Decent premise, but unfortunately suffered from the standard problems that plague the newer episodes.
Homer Scissorhands - 6.25/10 One of Season 22's better episodes, but nothing special. The plot and the subplot didn't really hold my attention, but there were some funny scenes, and you know it was nice that the relationship in the subplot between Milhouse and the older girl - not another 'bart gets a girlfriend' plot/subplot - however their relationship didn't really go anywhere, and kind of ended abruptly.
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Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)
A-
The Great Simpsina: 5.5/10 -- C
Ended bad with the magicians and the peach intro was unfunny and bland. On the plus side there some good gags (Bart being thrown, not the peaches) and the extreme magic guy (I forgot his name). But the emotion felt sort of forced and out of nowhere. We get this wacky magic fight scene and then this very dignified ending with him dancing with his wife - the two didn't fit.
Homer Scissorhands: 7/10 -- B
Nowadays every season has its "gem", and this was 22's. It was funny, all the characters were characterised well, and the plot was paced very nicely. There were cons though - too much Homer whining, and more "talents out of nowhere". Plus there was nowhere near enough spotlight on Taffy and Milhouse. What's even more annoying is that they had a long intro AND couch gag that ate up 2 minutes which they could have used to beef up the Lisa/Milhouse plot, which needed it. But, as stated, it was very enjoyable and it was nice to actually see an episode that expands on upon the characters and their relationships, in this case, Lisa and Milhouse's.
Take My Wife Sleaze: 6/10 -- C+
I enjoyed the first half, with the 50s diner, and Homer's motercycle gang, which was mindless fun ("..but you'll never defeat the Cobras" "aren't you the Hell's Satans?" "err Oink Oink Oink!" did have me laughing quite a lot, mainly down to superb execution, other moments were funny too). But then the other cycle gang appear, and whilst I love John Goodman's voice, it could not save the second half which was stupidly over the top and virtually laughless. So first half B, second half C/C-, overall C+.
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We'll never truly knowPersonally, Sweet Seymours is probably my favourite episode of all time.
Homer vs Patty & Selma - B- The premise is reasonable, and there are some decent jokes, but it's not executed particularly well in places and the final part of the episode is fairly weak. Still worth watching though.
WSMB Pt. 1 - A+ I don't need to explain to any fan of the show why this episode is so great.
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Season 4 DVD 4:
Last Exit To Springfield: 10/10
So It's Come To This: 5/10
The Front: 8/10
Whacking Day: 7/10
Marge In Chains: 7/10
Krusty Gets Kancelled: 9/10
Season 9 as a whole:
The City of New York vs Homer Simpson: 9/10
Principal and the Pauper: 6/10
Lisa's Sax: 10/10
Treehouse of Horror 8: 10/10
The Cartridge Family: 10/10
Bart Star: 8/10
The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons: 7/10
Lisa The Skeptic: 9/10
Realty Bites: 7/10
Miracle on Evergreen Terrace: 7/10
All Singing All Dancing: 7/10
Bart Carny: 7/10
Joy of Sect: 9/10
Das Bus: 10/10
The Last Temptation of Krust: 7/10
Dumbbell Indemnity: 7/10
Lisa The Simpson: 9/10
This Little Wiggy: 8/10
Simpson Tide: 10/10
The Trouble With Trillions: 5/10
Girly Edition 8/10
Trash of the Titans: 6/10
King of the Hill: 7/10
Lost Out Lisa: 8/10
Natural Born Kissers: 7/10
Average: 7.9/10
Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment -- A
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