Homer's Paternity Coot
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Homer's Paternity Coot
22 short flims about sprinfield. A great epsiode.
Itchy & Scracthy Land
Bonfire of the Manatees D
Moe: What are you telling us, were trapped like rats?
Russ Cargill: No, rats can't be trapped this easily, you're trapped like... carrots.
Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
9/10, second only to Cape Feare in the Sideshow Bob chronology.
Originally Posted by grissom
Bart the Daredevil
Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
Tour guide: At this point in time, I would like to direct your attention
to the particular air vehicle next to which I am currently
standing. The Harrier Jet is one of our more dollar-
intensive ordnance delivery vectors.
Marge: Five tires!? Am I seeing things?
Guide: And, although it looks complicated it is so well-designed,
even a child could fly it.
Lisa: Can I fly it?
Guide: Of course you can not.
"Sooner or later I rub everybody the wrong way." - Jack Burton, BTILC
Lisa the beauty queen
pretty good 3.5/5
Bart sells his soul A
Lisa's Substitute. Have not seen it in at least ten years.
why am i even boarding
i should be passing out right now
this laptop has very comfortable keys
this is a sursprisingly eloquent post
Lisa the Skeptic (A-)
One of the best Lisa-centric episodes.
Smithers: "Mr. Burns, I, uh, hope you know that kiss back there was merely a sign of respect."
Burns: "Right, right."
Moe: "20% Off Everything store? And that's 20% off everything, right?"
Moe: "Even rat spray?"
Contractor: "You bet."
Two more Oakley-Weinstein classics.
Summer of 4'2" - 5/5
You Only Move Twice - 5/5
The Strong Arms of the Ma ---- 6.9/10
The Simpson Source - www.simpsonsource.com
Bart Carny (A-)
Incredibly clever. Probably the best ending of any episode. I miss Jim Varney.
Bart (on Hitler's car): "It's Fuhreriffic!"
Marge: "Homer, you can't ride this rollercoaster. You have a heart condition."
Homer: "Oh, please."
[gets on rollercoaster]
"Weeeeeee! Ow, my heart!"
Bart (after Cooder pulls a lit cigarette out of his ass): "Wow! Can you do that again?"
Cooder: "Not for a while."
The PTA Disbands!
Reasonably clever story told in a sketch show format: the plot literally jumps from one place to another with the teachers striking, Lisa becoming paranoid, Bart wreaking havoc on town, hiring of substitute teachers and ultimately in a sort of a cop-out with the school becoming a prison. This episode is plagued by questionable and spotty characterisations of Bart and Lisa with Lisa being too much of a "grade-grinder" and Bart displaying moments of just plain weird behaviour (smiling while flying a kite, getting into crawlspace). But Marge is characterised well as the soft-spoken subsitute teacher. For a classic era episode, humour is surprisingly uneven. While some are just plain hilarious ("Lisa, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics", "that's a paddlin, the scenes with the substitute teachers, purple monkeydishwasher), others just fall flat (crawlspace, the foreman with Bart's voice, Lisa's insane moments, the riot at the bank). My least favorite episode of season 6 though I don't rate it as low as,say, Channel Surfer. C+
It's a bit like having sex with a jellyfish: once might an interesting experiment, twice would be perversion!after I told him my name, he beat seven shades out of me and left me in a dumpster with a bar of soap shoved in my mouth and a brush shoved in where the sun doesn't shine
Marge Simpson In: Screaming Yellow Honkers-3 stars
Trash of the Titans (A)
One of the best eps with multiple guest stars. Both Steve Martin and U2 are amazing.
Ray: "I would've been here sooner but SOMEBODY cut my brakes."
Homer: "Well, then you should've been here sooner."
Homer: "Sorry, Pops. Maybe you should turn up your hearing aid!"
Ray: "Pops?! I'm two years older than you!"
Homer: "Do we really want Old Man Patterson with his finger on the button?"
Ray: "What button? What the hell are you talking about?!"
Homer: "I never apologize, Lisa. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am."
The Edge: "Oh, great. Here he goes. Let's duck out and head to Moe's."
Adam Clayton: "Can I come?"
The Edge: "No."
Adam Clayton: "Wankers."
[The Edge and Larry Mullen turn around and scowl. Adam Clayton whistles nonchalantly.]
Adam Clayton: "Look, Bono. I got a spoon in Springfield to add to my spoon collection. I'd go crazy without my spoons."
Bono: "Oh, really."
[throws spoon across plane, hitting Mr. Burns]
Adam Clayton: "Noooooo!!!!!!!!"
Homer Vs. Patty and Selma
Nice down-to-earth character-based story with good characterisations of Homer, Marge and Bart. The episode is consistently hilarious and has a great subplot of Bart learning ballet which concludes well with another "screw the audience" jokes that were prevalent in the Mirkin Era. Unfortunately, the main conflict often borderlines on being sappy and sitcommish and ultimately doesnt involve the viewer in the story as much it wants to. It attempts to show what Marge likes about Homer to Patty and Selma, but the way it does comes off a little dry. As I said, it is a good character-based based story with a great subplot and decent jokes but ultimately suffers from certain blandness. B/B+
the one where maggies gets burns bear bobo
The last episodee I watched was the regina monologues 5.3/10
Season 16 Episode 16 (Can't remember the title)
A- rating..one of my favourites in season 16
So..The caterpillar has emerged from its Cocoon as a shark with a gun for a mouth..I have only one thing to say to that..Bravo
This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.
I'm Bart, who are you? by NoHomers.net
Don't Fear The Roofer?Originally Posted by SionTheKid
We're On The Road To D'ohwhere A
We're On The Road To D'ohwhere 6/10
We live in a society of rules. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing! Did you?! Except at that guy who made sound effects. Brrruuummm!, zhoo-zhoo!, rrraaassspppp!, honk!, honk!, pkeeerrrrgghhh!, ahoo-hoo, he-he, hoo-hoo. Where was I? Oh yeah... Stay out of my booze!
My personal seasons' rankings : 4 > 6 > 7 > 8 > 3 > 5 > 2 > 9 > 1 > 16 > 15 > 18 > 17 > 14 > 10 > 13 > 12 > 11..19&20?..can't be arsed
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