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03-20-2004, 01:38 PM #211scummy man
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03-20-2004, 03:31 PM #212Stonecutter
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Abe: "Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!"
Homer: "Lousy traumatic childhood!"
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03-20-2004, 04:17 PM #213thank you based god
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03-21-2004, 10:31 AM #214hi
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"Were both screw-ups."
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03-21-2004, 11:36 AM #215lp.org
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And if anyone asks for potato chips or anything fancy, Tell em to go to hell!
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03-21-2004, 11:45 AM #216Crotis JivefunkGuest
"I'm in a club too, where if I eat one more sub sandwich, I get a free sub sandwich. You may have seen its ad with this guy who used to be fat, but no he's just ugly."
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03-21-2004, 12:01 PM #217pee air true dough
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"Bake him away, toys!"
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03-21-2004, 12:03 PM #218stop happening
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"whats this lunch box made out of?"
"Back in the day we had something called metal, everything was made out of it, lunch boxes, cars"
"met tal....."Season rankings (best to worst)
7,10,5,6,4,3,2,8,9,12,1,11,15,13,14
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03-21-2004, 04:31 PM #219scummy man
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NED: Maude and I sell reiligous foot rugs over the internet.
HOMER: Internet, eh?
NED: Yes indeedy, making some goood scratch
HOMER: Scratch, eh?
NED:Yep!
HOMER: Maude eh?
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03-21-2004, 06:41 PM #220Stonecutter
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"They say he carved it himself...from a bigger spoon."
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03-21-2004, 07:00 PM #221G-G-G-Girl!
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"...But Football in the Groin has a football in the groin!"
"Stupid sexy Flanders!"
Jay Sherman: And you must be the man who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boyle.
Homer: It was a gummy bear.
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03-22-2004, 12:58 PM #222Stonecutter
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"Lisa! Her teeth are big and green!
Lisa! She smells like gasoline!
Lisa! Da-da-da-disa!
She is my sistah, her birthday, I missedah!"
Been singing that in my head all day.
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03-22-2004, 01:39 PM #223Crotis JivefunkGuest
"I'll see you in Hell! (Shuts door, opens it back up) From Heaven."
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03-22-2004, 06:41 PM #224Pin Pal
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"And now a man who's a real potheid, oh, I mean, pothead, Homer Simpson."
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03-22-2004, 10:04 PM #225stop happening
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"I'm not very comfterable having a gang of crows in our room"
"It's a murder, honey. A group of crows is called a murder."
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03-22-2004, 10:20 PM #226thank you based god
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'Now go! go! For the good of the city!' -- Comic Book Guy
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03-23-2004, 05:15 PM #227hi
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"Uh, I've wasted my life."
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03-23-2004, 05:46 PM #228stop happening
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"You hate your father, don't you?"
"Sometimes, but the person I really hate is YOUR father!"
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03-23-2004, 06:13 PM #229Stonecutter
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"Geez...what's with all the death?"
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03-23-2004, 06:15 PM #230stop happening
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"kinda brings a tear to your eye socket, don't it?"
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03-23-2004, 08:55 PM #231All Brain, All The Time.
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Marge: "Simpsons gene, that's just foolishness"
Grampa: "Nope, baldness too"Peter Griffin: "The grown up in me likes the prospect of fun,
but the kid in me is suicidal over what a fat bastard I will become."
Sideshow Bob: "Just the thought of all that raw, surging power
makes me wonder why the hell I should care!"
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03-24-2004, 12:20 PM #232Assistant Superintendent
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"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."
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03-24-2004, 02:17 PM #233Crotis JivefunkGuest
"Hahahahahaha"
-"En France"
-Honhohnhonhonhon!"
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03-24-2004, 05:22 PM #234Stonecutter
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"Must...crush...Capitalism! Grrr!! Arrrg!!"
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03-24-2004, 05:28 PM #235G-G-G-Girl!
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"Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Land, where nothing can possiblie go wrong. Uh, that's possibly go wrong. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong."
"We started out like Romeo in Juliet, but it ended in tragedy."
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03-24-2004, 05:43 PM #236Pin Pal
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HOMER - "Kids how would you like to go to......BLOCKOLAND!?
BART AND LISA - "Meh."
HOMER - "But the TV gave me the impression that..."
LISA - "We said, Meh. M, E, H, Meh."
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03-25-2004, 04:53 AM #237Sorry to dissapoint
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"I wish for world peace"
"Lisa, that was very selfish of you!"
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03-25-2004, 08:41 AM #238scummy man
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Homer: "Got your nose"
Baby Bart: "Got your wallet"
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03-25-2004, 12:32 PM #239Assistant Superintendent
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"He's not just some guy, Marge. He's a Carny and part of a noble tradition.
Carnies built this country - well, the carnival part of it anyway - and though
they may be rat-like in appearance, they are truly kings among men."
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03-25-2004, 01:33 PM #240scummy man
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Homer: Carny's took over our house, you've gotta help us!
Wiggum: Well well, look who's here, Mr. No-bribe! Sure, we'll help you, just sit down and wait for detective like I give a damn!
Homer: Thankyou so much!
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